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(Columbus Dispatch)   Breaking news from Davos: Turns out climate change is caused by Derek Jeter relentlessly banging staggeringly hot women for the past 17 years   (dispatch.com) divider line 24
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2013-01-24 10:34:38 AM
I misread that as "Breaking news from Davros". I'm disappoint, son.
 
2013-01-24 10:34:50 AM
More news as well: The new Mark III travel machine is nearly ready, will be called "Dalek".
 
2013-01-24 10:36:32 AM
And men.
 
2013-01-24 10:40:35 AM
Who cares what an onion knight thinks.
 
2013-01-24 10:55:22 AM
Did he get to Davos on his low-emissions private jet?
 
2013-01-24 10:55:45 AM

LarryDan43: And men.


There is a theory about those who often refer to such practices in a feeble attempt to be humorous. NTTIAWWT.
 
2013-01-24 10:57:15 AM
Jeter: "Regardless of how you feel about it, it's something that needs to be addressed because we're seeing more and more natural disasters each year, it seems like."

except we're not
 
2013-01-24 11:06:09 AM
Who the Hell invited Derek Jeter to the Davos World Economic Forum and WHY?

Davos, by the way, in case you don't know the ways of the Great and the Good, is the real Bildeberger Conference. The one that the loonies go on about is a decoy. It's just a high-class talk shop with no real power or influence. Davos is the talk shop where the smoozing happens. These are the people who invite the next Prime Minister of the UK so that they can get a good look at him or her before he or she is elected leader in a couple years time.

The fact that they've invited a baseball player (and a short stop at that) suggests that they are having a Diner des cons this year.
 
2013-01-24 11:14:37 AM

DesertDemonWY: except we're not


Well, he said "it seems like". And it does seem like that- more information about disasters is available during the event, we're more aware of disasters around the world, and we're settling in more disaster prone areas. So it does seem that way.

brantgoose: Great and the Good


Y'know, brantgoose, with each year of my life, I become more and more convinced that the brightest and the best is to focus on the good, and the beautiful, if only you take the time to look at it.
 
2013-01-24 11:18:20 AM

brantgoose: The fact that they've invited a baseball player (and a short stop at that) suggests that they are having a Diner des cons this year.


I realize we're talking about a Yankee player here, but why do you hate short stops so much?
 
2013-01-24 11:19:53 AM

brantgoose: Who the Hell invited Derek Jeter to the Davos World Economic Forum and WHY?


Pepsi, because Jeter's one of their celebrity endorsers.

And they thought it might bring in a higher class of economic forum groupies.
 
2013-01-24 11:22:23 AM
Shenanigans. Everyone knows he's gay
 
2013-01-24 11:24:11 AM
The Lord of Light has shined upon us and given us this revelation.

Oh, wait, wrong Davos. Also, he'd probably be praying to the Seven...
 
2013-01-24 11:45:44 AM
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Does wildfire cause climate change?
 
2013-01-24 11:52:44 AM
Red Priests cause climate change.
 
2013-01-24 12:18:03 PM
Pics plz
 
2013-01-24 12:23:56 PM

Edymnion: I misread that as "Breaking news from Davros". I'm disappoint, son.


Glad to know I'm not the only one.
 
2013-01-24 12:48:46 PM
I knew the Jeter herp was a menace, but it's casing global warming now, too?  That guy needs to be stopped.
 
2013-01-24 01:39:50 PM

DarkPascual: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 458x610]

Does wildfire cause climate change?


theurge14: Who cares what an onion knight thinks.


Damn you guys are fast.
 
2013-01-24 03:01:29 PM
Derek who?
 
2013-01-24 04:10:55 PM

Edymnion: I misread that as "Breaking news from Davros". I'm disappoint, son.


GIS #1 for "breaking news from Davros"

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2013-01-24 04:22:41 PM

Edymnion: I misread that as "Breaking news from Davros". I'm disappoint, son.


I did too. I am glad I am not the only one.
 
2013-01-24 06:48:05 PM
From the headline: Turns out climate change is caused by Derek Jeter relentlessly banging staggeringly hot women for the past 17 years

I suppose one must be open to new hypotheses. At least THIS one hasn't yet been falsified. I give it until Monday.
 
2013-01-25 04:29:42 PM

dr.zaeus: DarkPascual: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 458x610]

Does wildfire cause climate change?

theurge14: Who cares what an onion knight thinks.

Damn you guys are fast.


Not as fast as Wyman Manderly. He sent Davos to look for Rickon, Shaggy and Osha.
 
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