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(Mental Floss)   Don't want to throw away your wife's panty hose after you try it on? Just recycle it   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 16
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2013-01-24 10:08:46 AM  
Dammit Kwame
 
2013-01-24 10:11:01 AM  
1. SEX TOYS

There's barely anything left to recycle when I'm done with them.
 
2013-01-24 10:19:35 AM  
Hold on.

1) They sell refurbished, used sex toys? I hope they don't repackage them as new.

2) Who buys them?

3) Does that make the sex toy a slut?

Also, that coffin couch is awesome.
 
2013-01-24 10:44:58 AM  
Used coffins are a biohazard? To whom? Is the new dead guy going to catch a disease from the old dead guy's rotting corpse?
 
2013-01-24 10:54:01 AM  
I want to get one of those coffin couches and figure out a way to attach motorcycle handlebars/forks/wheel to one end and everything else to the other end. Difficulty, it would have to be street lega and useable as a couch (not at the same time, obviously)
 
2013-01-24 11:06:26 AM  
Rendered pets? Sorry, but my furry friends get a burial in the backyard.
 
2013-01-24 11:25:45 AM  

basscomm: Used coffins are a biohazard? To whom? Is the new dead guy going to catch a disease from the old dead guy's rotting corpse?


Zombie herp.
 
2013-01-24 01:28:17 PM  

basscomm: Used coffins are a biohazard? To whom? Is the new dead guy going to catch a disease from the old dead guy's rotting corpse?


Probably just a bunch of red tape.  Anything a dead person touches is probably rubber-stamped as a biohazzard.
 
2013-01-24 01:43:26 PM  
Old stockings or hose make great lint traps when wrapped around a dryer vent.
 
2013-01-24 01:59:39 PM  
*puts pantyhose over head*

Look at me honey I'm a bank robber!  Up for some sexy hostage roleplay?
 
2013-01-24 02:23:36 PM  
Let me get this straight: A coffin that has had a dead body in it is unsafe to put another dead body in it, but converting it into a couch for living people to sit on is fine?

Also, human fat is good for making soap. Or so I've heard...
 
2013-01-24 02:26:08 PM  
Silicone and rubber sex toys, on the other hand, are "ground up, mixed with a binding agent, and remolded into new toys

Like, kids toys or new sex toys? It's like ass pennies, but with toys!
 
2013-01-24 06:33:52 PM  
"2. SOAP
Not all hotels throw out that half-used soap you left in the shower. Some actually recycle it, sending it to Clean the World. There, soap is soaked in a sanitizing solution, treated to a steam bath, and then tested for infections. Once deemed safe, the soap is distributed to less fortunate people across the globe. So stop stealing soap from hotels. You may be stealing from charity."


Hotel chains buy that soap in bulk and pay about .05 cents a bar for it. I refuse to believe it would be cost effective to treat, sanitize, test and repackage that stuff vs just buying new bars of soap for needy people.

Also, when people steal the soap from hotels, they take the unopened ones, not the used ones you idiots!
 
2013-01-24 09:24:35 PM  
I have my own pantyhose, tha k you very much.
 
2013-01-24 09:30:56 PM  

Hagbardr: I have my own pantyhose, tha k you very much.


Did your father caught you with them?
 
2013-01-24 09:43:43 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Hagbardr: I have my own pantyhose, tha k you very much.

Did your father caught you with them?


I don't really care if people think I'm funny.
 
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