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2013-01-24 10:12:50 AM
6 votes:

bdub77: It would be pretty funny to watch.

Arnold: "John Kahner...why....*gasp*....why are you running so fahst?"
John: "He's coming! We've got to move!"
Arnold: "*gasp*...what was dat, 50 yards? Does anyone have some oxygen?"
John: "Get up! We've got to keep moving!"
Arnold: "Hold on...hold on....*gasp*...is my makeup smearing?"
John: "What?"
Arnold: "LOOK AT ME! Does my makeup look runny? I feel like it's runny."
John: "I command you to run."
Arnold: "Dat doesn't work anymore. Your wife is in charge. She says she wants you to do the dishes more in the future."
John: "Maybe we should have gotten Robert Patrick to come back for this one."
Arnold: "I heard dat."
John: "Here, load these grenades."
Arnold: "Agh. Dat hurts! My hands are so sore from signing my new book, Total Recall."
John: "What? Hurry up load this. I can't hold him off any longer."
Arnold: "Have you read it?"
John: "Read what?"
Arnold: "Total Recall. It's about how I cheated on my wife. You should read it."


They should remake kindergarten cop where he finds out at the end that they are all his kids
2013-01-24 10:12:11 AM
4 votes:

Ishkur: it's not that aggravating.


I disagree. It is very aggravating. I've killed three people over this very thing.
2013-01-24 02:10:52 PM
3 votes:
I heard that they are doing a Back to the Future 4, but the details are a little shaky......
2013-01-24 10:10:11 AM
3 votes:
It would be pretty funny to watch.

Arnold: "John Kahner...why....*gasp*....why are you running so fahst?"
John: "He's coming! We've got to move!"
Arnold: "*gasp*...what was dat, 50 yards? Does anyone have some oxygen?"
John: "Get up! We've got to keep moving!"
Arnold: "Hold on...hold on....*gasp*...is my makeup smearing?"
John: "What?"
Arnold: "LOOK AT ME! Does my makeup look runny? I feel like it's runny."
John: "I command you to run."
Arnold: "Dat doesn't work anymore. Your wife is in charge. She says she wants you to do the dishes more in the future."
John: "Maybe we should have gotten Robert Patrick to come back for this one."
Arnold: "I heard dat."
John: "Here, load these grenades."
Arnold: "Agh. Dat hurts! My hands are so sore from signing my new book, Total Recall."
John: "What? Hurry up load this. I can't hold him off any longer."
Arnold: "Have you read it?"
John: "Read what?"
Arnold: "Total Recall. It's about how I cheated on my wife. You should read it."
2013-01-24 09:52:50 AM
3 votes:
I just want to hear them explain how a robot aged 25 years.
2013-01-24 05:47:31 PM
2 votes:
"We hope that Arnold not need replacement parts as occurred with his beloved Terminator, as the actor has been occasionally in the hospital from injuries sustained in some films that he has shot lately."

He'll live.
2013-01-24 03:06:36 PM
2 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Just shove the gun up a cows ass


I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
2013-01-24 01:00:53 PM
2 votes:
www.itusozluk.com

HATERS GONNA HATE
2013-01-24 12:31:08 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: Enjoy the movie, everybody.
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Jesus. His nipple is just sliding the fark off, there. He looks like he's tooling around in a brand-new Edgar suit.
2013-01-24 11:41:09 AM
2 votes:
This article for to be read and understood by native speakers of English language that is difficult. Grammar and used of the context are mixed up that you see. If I read and a bowl of alphabet soup that I read and that soup happened to randomly form sentences this article would be that soup I read.
2013-01-24 10:17:53 AM
2 votes:

NickelP: Pocket Ninja: Ishkur: What, when Reese said

No, when Reese explained that only living tissue could travel back through time. Which was why he not only arrived naked but also had no effective weapons with which to fight the terminator. Because, hey, if he'd been able to bring back real weapons, that would have been a pretty boring movie, right? Lie in ambush, wait for the terminator to appear, ZAM! Ray gun, arnold's disintegrated. They even spent time explaining why the Terminator was able to go back...because, yes, he was a machine, but he was encased in living flesh. Which means that Reese could have brought back weapons if they'd been inserted into him, but whatever.

But then what do they go and send through time in Terminator 2? A farking robot made of liquid metal. Liquid farking metal. Yeah.

If we are going to get all nit picky they would of just sent the terminator back to the 1800's and let him squash john's great great great grandpa with his bare hands in some cabin in the woods somewhere.


www.zuguide.com

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill him when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
2013-01-24 10:02:34 AM
2 votes:
As the Granpa5000 infiltration unit.
2013-01-24 09:02:13 AM
2 votes:
Don't be silly, that would require them to have made a 3 and a 4.
2013-01-24 01:50:36 PM
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: [www.itusozluk.com image 540x732]

HATERS GONNA HATE


DAMMIT, LIEFELD!
2013-01-24 01:17:48 PM
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: [www.itusozluk.com image 540x732]

HATERS GONNA HATE


static.igossip.com

He Farked this thing. Your Argument is invalid and futile. You're Terminated, Farker!
2013-01-24 01:16:17 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Straight to doom: You guys will deny anything that wasn't an instant classic won't you?

T3 was a decent movie! The Matrix Sequels were decent too! INDY 4 HAPPENED! THE PREQUELS HAPPENED! GET OUT OF THE BUBBLE AND ACCEPT IT!

Quick call the nice men in the clean white suits. This fellow is delusional


Just because I see Mobile Suits whenever I drive my van does not mean I'm delusional!
2013-01-24 01:06:17 PM
1 votes:
Meh, T2 entertained me when I was in high school. I think its massive flaws would bother me now. The original Terminator didn't age well at all. The movie didn't age well, either.

Pocket Ninja: I've killed three people over this very thing.


Listen, and understand. That Pocket Ninja is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

/ I'm not quite dead
2013-01-24 12:58:00 PM
1 votes:

The Larch: I mean, we're not talking about Matrix: The Quickening.


There were no Matrix sequels, silly.
2013-01-24 12:28:18 PM
1 votes:
Enjoy the movie, everybody.
media.moddb.com
2013-01-24 12:26:14 PM
1 votes:
LockeOak Gordinho: The dude should let it go unless T5 is to be a self deprecating comedy featuring him and Danny Devito as mismatched psychotic cyborg killer twins on the hunt for Sarah Connor played by Emma Thompson...I'd watch that...

It could feature the T16, a robotic version of Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

But where would they get the whomp-rats?


from back home I guess...
2013-01-24 12:25:36 PM
1 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

Up next Pongo's review of Terminator 5.....thousand.
2013-01-24 12:01:07 PM
1 votes:

delysid25: This article for to be read and understood by native speakers of English language that is difficult. Grammar and used of the context are mixed up that you see. If I read and a bowl of alphabet soup that I read and that soup happened to randomly form sentences this article would be that soup I read.


It's almost like meowsaidthedog wrote it
2013-01-24 11:28:33 AM
1 votes:
Terminator 5 -- The Rusty Bucket.

www.wafflesandbeatz.com

I see nothing good coming from this.
2013-01-24 11:21:39 AM
1 votes:

Whatthefark: NickelP: Pocket Ninja: Ishkur: What, when Reese said

No, when Reese explained that only living tissue could travel back through time. Which was why he not only arrived naked but also had no effective weapons with which to fight the terminator. Because, hey, if he'd been able to bring back real weapons, that would have been a pretty boring movie, right? Lie in ambush, wait for the terminator to appear, ZAM! Ray gun, arnold's disintegrated. They even spent time explaining why the Terminator was able to go back...because, yes, he was a machine, but he was encased in living flesh. Which means that Reese could have brought back weapons if they'd been inserted into him, but whatever.

But then what do they go and send through time in Terminator 2? A farking robot made of liquid metal. Liquid farking metal. Yeah.

If we are going to get all nit picky they would of just sent the terminator back to the 1800's and let him squash john's great great great grandpa with his bare hands in some cabin in the woods somewhere.

...and right before the Terminator catches them, Marty McFly and Doc Brown appear in the Delorian and crash into the Terminator. John's ancestors escape and continue the bloodline.


And then the TARDIS lands on top of the Delorean, the Doctor pops out, and reprograms the Terminator with his Sonic Screwdriver to think it's a tapdancing Ood.
2013-01-24 11:20:01 AM
1 votes:

Gordinho: The dude should let it go unless T5 is to be a self deprecating comedy featuring him and Danny Devito as mismatched psychotic cyborg killer twins on the hunt for Sarah Connor played by Emma Thompson...I'd watch that...


It could feature the T16, a robotic version of Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
2013-01-24 11:16:48 AM
1 votes:
The dude should let it go unless T5 is to be a self deprecating comedy featuring him and Danny Devito as mismatched psychotic cyborg killer twins on the hunt for Sarah Connor played by Emma Thompson...I'd watch that...
2013-01-24 10:57:34 AM
1 votes:

NickelP: Pocket Ninja: Ishkur: What, when Reese said

No, when Reese explained that only living tissue could travel back through time. Which was why he not only arrived naked but also had no effective weapons with which to fight the terminator. Because, hey, if he'd been able to bring back real weapons, that would have been a pretty boring movie, right? Lie in ambush, wait for the terminator to appear, ZAM! Ray gun, arnold's disintegrated. They even spent time explaining why the Terminator was able to go back...because, yes, he was a machine, but he was encased in living flesh. Which means that Reese could have brought back weapons if they'd been inserted into him, but whatever.

But then what do they go and send through time in Terminator 2? A farking robot made of liquid metal. Liquid farking metal. Yeah.

If we are going to get all nit picky they would of just sent the terminator back to the 1800's and let him squash john's great great great grandpa with his bare hands in some cabin in the woods somewhere.


...and right before the Terminator catches them, Marty McFly and Doc Brown appear in the Delorian and crash into the Terminator. John's ancestors escape and continue the bloodline.
2013-01-24 10:49:07 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: So Pixar is going to handle all his scenes?


Just the musical numbers with him tap-dancing with Fred Astaire.
2013-01-24 10:14:25 AM
1 votes:

NickelP: bdub77: It would be pretty funny to watch.

Arnold: "John Kahner...why....*gasp*....why are you running so fahst?"
John: "He's coming! We've got to move!"
Arnold: "*gasp*...what was dat, 50 yards? Does anyone have some oxygen?"
John: "Get up! We've got to keep moving!"
Arnold: "Hold on...hold on....*gasp*...is my makeup smearing?"
John: "What?"
Arnold: "LOOK AT ME! Does my makeup look runny? I feel like it's runny."
John: "I command you to run."
Arnold: "Dat doesn't work anymore. Your wife is in charge. She says she wants you to do the dishes more in the future."
John: "Maybe we should have gotten Robert Patrick to come back for this one."
Arnold: "I heard dat."
John: "Here, load these grenades."
Arnold: "Agh. Dat hurts! My hands are so sore from signing my new book, Total Recall."
John: "What? Hurry up load this. I can't hold him off any longer."
Arnold: "Have you read it?"
John: "Read what?"
Arnold: "Total Recall. It's about how I cheated on my wife. You should read it."

They should remake kindergarten cop where he finds out at the end that they are all his kids


You owe me a new keyboard.
2013-01-24 10:06:35 AM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Ishkur: What, when Reese said

No, when Reese explained that only living tissue could travel back through time. Which was why he not only arrived naked but also had no effective weapons with which to fight the terminator. Because, hey, if he'd been able to bring back real weapons, that would have been a pretty boring movie, right? Lie in ambush, wait for the terminator to appear, ZAM! Ray gun, arnold's disintegrated. They even spent time explaining why the Terminator was able to go back...because, yes, he was a machine, but he was encased in living flesh. Which means that Reese could have brought back weapons if they'd been inserted into him, but whatever.

But then what do they go and send through time in Terminator 2? A farking robot made of liquid metal. Liquid farking metal. Yeah.


Because when it comes to time travel, there can be no further technological development.
2013-01-24 10:01:22 AM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Ishkur: What, when Reese said

No, when Reese explained that only living tissue could travel back through time. Which was why he not only arrived naked but also had no effective weapons with which to fight the terminator. Because, hey, if he'd been able to bring back real weapons, that would have been a pretty boring movie, right? Lie in ambush, wait for the terminator to appear, ZAM! Ray gun, arnold's disintegrated. They even spent time explaining why the Terminator was able to go back...because, yes, he was a machine, but he was encased in living flesh. Which means that Reese could have brought back weapons if they'd been inserted into him, but whatever.

But then what do they go and send through time in Terminator 2? A farking robot made of liquid metal. Liquid farking metal. Yeah.


If we are going to get all nit picky they would of just sent the terminator back to the 1800's and let him squash john's great great great grandpa with his bare hands in some cabin in the woods somewhere.
2013-01-24 09:21:26 AM
1 votes:
He will look as spry as Harrison "Where's my walker" Ford in Indy 3.
2013-01-24 09:17:33 AM
1 votes:
Here's how you fix the Terminator franchise:

First, let's pretend Salvation is not canon so we don't have to follow it up. It wasn't a bad movie, it was just a stupid story.

Fans of the Terminator franchise have been wanting to see a full-length feature film based on the gritty, nightmarish future scenes of the first film for 25 and what did Salvation do? Not an out and out military struggle under the cover of night against uncompromising machines intent on wiping out all humanity, but a sunny daylight soap opera jaunt by a confused android looking for his place in the world. The machine who learns to love humanity. The machine who doesn't know he's a machine. As if we didn't get enough of this "are they human?" tripe from BSG, now we have cylons in the farking Terminator Universe.

And the way it played out was dumb, hokey, cliched, and obvious, and an insult to the intelligence of any Sci-Fi fan. If I wanted introspective replicant bullshiat, I'd go watch Bladerunner.

fark you, McG.

Okay, so next film is a WAR FILM. A REAL gritty war film, with Private Ryan/Band of Brothers direction and cinematography. Set in the future that we are familiar with: Colonies of human stragglers gasping for survival, night raids, big hulking HKs, and phase plasma rifles in the 40 watt range. Straight forward plot about a campaign/mission (either led by John Connor, or ordered by him) to infiltrate a T-800 factory and priority 1: Capture it, cut it off from skynet and reprogram its hardware for the war effort and if that's not possible, priority 2: Destroy it, thereby eliminating any presence of Skynet in the area and earning the humans a little piece of real estate to rebuild their civilization (for awhile). That's it. No wishy washy bullshiat, no human interest drama, no more "machines trying to understand humanity", and no human personifications of skynet. It's a computer, it has mathematically calculated humanity's termination -- it does not require a rosy rationale for its decision.

Now, someone dig up the corpse of Steven Ambrose and let's make this happen.
2013-01-24 09:07:24 AM
1 votes:
I have carefully constructed a mental world in which there is only one Terminator movie, the first one, and all of the others never happened.
2013-01-24 08:49:17 AM
1 votes:

Elvis_Bogart: OK...if you're going to do this then DO IT RIGHT!  Spend some money and time on the goddamn script!  Make it a decent Sci-Fi story and not a CGI catch-phrase festival.

Don't fugg this up!


Do you like having hope just to see it dashed against the wall? You strike me as a possible masochist.
2013-01-24 08:47:08 AM
1 votes:
OK...if you're going to do this then DO IT RIGHT!  Spend some money and time on the goddamn script!  Make it a decent Sci-Fi story and not a CGI catch-phrase festival.

Don't fugg this up!
 
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