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(USA Today)   "Abusive partners can sabotage contraception." So what you're telling me is that the gas station attendant *didn't* poke a hole in the condoms? I feel so bad for burning the place down now   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2013-01-24 10:33:47 AM  
5 votes:
This is news? This has been the standard MO for the 'barefoot and pregnant' brigade for some time now.

mexican bathtub cheese: 99% percent of coerced conception is initiated by females looking to own their partner for the next 18 years and 9 months.


Sweetie, nobody wants your sperm. Calm down.
2013-01-24 09:56:45 AM  
4 votes:
But I was assured that women had a way of shutting that whole thing down.
2013-01-24 02:40:18 PM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: Graffito: forteblast: Theaetetus: forteblast: Theaetetus: forteblast: FTFA: boyfriend takes off a condom in the middle of sex

"What am I reaching into your vagina for? Uh, no reason. The G-spot is in there somewhere, right?"
Xyphoid: Removing a condom in the middle of sex... how does the woman not notice the change?

What are these guys wearing, dick-skin condoms?

Everyone, point and laugh at the two people who have never seen a condom or had sex.

Everyone, point and laugh at the guy who can't get a woman to pay enough attention to him during sex that she'd notice him take a condom off.

You think you have to reach into a woman's vagina to take a condom off. I wouldn't throw any stones, kid.

Did you miss the "in the middle of sex" part? What do you do in the middle of sex, read a book?

I'm a woman and I think it would be very easy for a man to remove a condom during sex without my knowledge. With all of the rubbing and caressing, kissing and sucking, writhing and shifting positions I would never know. There are too many things going on and sex is not all about the penis.

Is sex for you so mechanical and predictable that your partner spends all her time focused on your johnson?

Sex for him apparently involves penetration and immediate orgasm without ever withdrawing and shifting position.
Correspondingly, sex for her apparently involves a disappointed look and saying "forteblast, is that it?"


You guys are doing a lot of assuming that he's had sex to begin with.
Ant
2013-01-24 10:43:00 AM  
2 votes:
Uh oh. Here come all the poor oppressed men to tell us how they were forced into having a baby by some woman that they chose to have sex with.
2013-01-24 09:54:05 AM  
2 votes:
Guys wanting unplanned kids? That's a new one.
2013-01-24 04:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: Then when I tried to leave him when our kid was five, he threatened to kill both of us, got custody of our son, and made me pay him child support for 10 years coontil I got the kid back). He then kept me in court for 12 years over custody issues,


The math on this adds up to a custody battle that lasted until the kid was 27... I'm really confused.
2013-01-24 02:47:06 PM  
1 vote:

KatjaMouse: You guys are doing a lot of assuming that he's had sex to begin with.


Hang on, let me find a picture of my fiancee for you. She was homeschooled and has excellent teeth.
2013-01-24 02:36:21 PM  
1 vote:

Graffito: forteblast: Theaetetus: forteblast: Theaetetus: forteblast: FTFA: boyfriend takes off a condom in the middle of sex

"What am I reaching into your vagina for? Uh, no reason. The G-spot is in there somewhere, right?"
Xyphoid: Removing a condom in the middle of sex... how does the woman not notice the change?

What are these guys wearing, dick-skin condoms?

Everyone, point and laugh at the two people who have never seen a condom or had sex.

Everyone, point and laugh at the guy who can't get a woman to pay enough attention to him during sex that she'd notice him take a condom off.

You think you have to reach into a woman's vagina to take a condom off. I wouldn't throw any stones, kid.

Did you miss the "in the middle of sex" part? What do you do in the middle of sex, read a book?

I'm a woman and I think it would be very easy for a man to remove a condom during sex without my knowledge. With all of the rubbing and caressing, kissing and sucking, writhing and shifting positions I would never know. There are too many things going on and sex is not all about the penis.

Is sex for you so mechanical and predictable that your partner spends all her time focused on your johnson?


Sex for him apparently involves penetration and immediate orgasm without ever withdrawing and shifting position.
Correspondingly, sex for her apparently involves a disappointed look and saying "forteblast, is that it?"
2013-01-24 12:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

Genevieve Marie: And you know, I was actually going to leave this one alone. But it doesn't get much more obnoxiously privileged than complaining that a report about women's health ignores men.

Next time a report on testicular cancer comes out I think I'll make sure to post that they totally neglected to think of me and my health needs in that report.


It takes real balls to stand up to the trolls, so... ;)
2013-01-24 12:13:14 PM  
1 vote:

shortymac: amindtat: Why is it this article only mentions MEN sabotaging contraception or using reproductive coercion? I have a nephew whose fiancee, when their relationship hit the skids, got pregnant. I'm not the only one who thinks she did it so he wouldn't dump her crazy ass.

Which is why you should ALWAYS wear a condom.

Men give up their "reproductive rights" way too easily for "natural" loving.

I think the article mentions men only because we all know about chicks secretly going off the pill, I doubt many people think about men doing it.


"I've secretly replaced my girlfriend's birth control pills with tic tacs. Let's see if she notices the difference."
2013-01-24 11:33:34 AM  
1 vote:

ringersol: xanadian: "Yeah, makes no sense to me. But then again, domestic violence makes no sense to me."

It's all the same thing. Control and power.
This is about abusers trying to make their victims further dependent and powerless.


Haven't we had enough gun control threads on Fark.
2013-01-24 11:28:09 AM  
1 vote:
Aaaand a quick perusal of this thread shows me there are very few Farkers that have ever spent any real time studying domestic violence.

This is a thing that happens. More often than the vast majority of people realize. I don't have the energy today to challenge misogynistic notions deeply rooted in gender bias, but yes, this is a thing, and it happens, and it's not particularly rare. Do some research.
2013-01-24 11:16:06 AM  
1 vote:

Farce-Side: CapeFearCadaver: Farce-Side: Where's the percentage of the crazy broads who tell you they're on the pill, when actually they're just trying to get your babby batter so you're stuck dealing with them for the next 18 years? What about that percentage, HMMMMM?!?!?

It probably correlates to the same percentage of men who refuse to protect them-own-damn-selves by wearing a condom.

Didn't you see the article and subsequent thread yesterday about how wearing a condom totally negates the pleasurable effects of sexual relations? Geez, get with the times.


I know, right. Cutting off the tip of the penis and wrapping it in latex is the epitome of pleasure, as The Lord intended.
2013-01-24 11:12:31 AM  
1 vote:

xanadian: Those in the domestic violence advocacy field find this to be very old news.


Advocates of domestic violence are more organized than I'd have thought, if they're sharing tips.
2013-01-24 10:59:29 AM  
1 vote:
Removing a condom in the middle of sex... how does the woman not notice the change?

What are these guys wearing, dick-skin condoms?
Ant
2013-01-24 10:59:12 AM  
1 vote:

LostGuy: Oh look. It's all the poor underprivileged men again going on about how there is an article that isn't about their problems. This article is about how abusive men try to get women pregnant. Yes, it does happen a not insignificant amount of the time. Do women sometimes try to get pregnant to keep a man? Sure, but that's not what this article is about. If you want to write an article about that, go ahead no one is stopping you, but there is no reason to complain about this article.


This.

Nothing but a bunch of whiny babies. Waaaaahhh! An article was written that doesn't address our problems!!!
2013-01-24 10:54:07 AM  
1 vote:

Ant: Giltric: I've heard plenty of CSBs about the woman practicing reproductive coercion in order to keep the man from leaving.

Is the woman also regularly beating the shiat out of the man, and getting pregnant so the man will be completely dependent on her for the means to raise his children? No? Well, it's not the same thing then, is it?


Obviously, you haven't met my wife.
2013-01-24 10:47:01 AM  
1 vote:
Oh look. It's all the poor underprivileged men again going on about how there is an article that isn't about their problems. This article is about how abusive men try to get women pregnant. Yes, it does happen a not insignificant amount of the time. Do women sometimes try to get pregnant to keep a man? Sure, but that's not what this article is about. If you want to write an article about that, go ahead no one is stopping you, but there is no reason to complain about this article.
2013-01-24 10:22:36 AM  
1 vote:
There's some sort of agenda here.

What could it be? It's a mirage. Scheming on a thing? That's sabotage.
2013-01-24 10:04:33 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: boyfriend takes off a condom in the middle of sex

"What am I reaching into your vagina for? Uh, no reason. The G-spot is in there somewhere, right?"
 
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