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(Short List)   First official image from Kick-Ass II, includes Jim Carrey buying a hot dog   (shortlist.com) divider line 76
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2013-01-24 04:50:11 PM

thecpt: yves0010: oldfarthenry: You know what I liked aboot `Scott Pilgrim vs the World'?
F**kin' Toronto got to be called Toronto in the film!

That is because they made fun of the fact that Toronto stands in as many cities for movies. Heck, the entire Lucas Lee part was the joke. I had to laugh cause the castle was used in how many movies I have seen. I think it was once the X-Men's base.

I didn't get to go to the castle while on vacation. I was sadz :(

Is it just cheap to film up there? Maybe because traffic isn't that bad in the city and is easily avoidable?


It's not a castle folks. It's Casa Loma not Castle Loma.

It's got a tower and trap doors, etc. but it isn't exactly fortified.
 
2013-01-24 05:31:49 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Inappropriate boner time.


Tell me about it.

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2013-01-25 02:08:03 AM

daverzzz: Love that this movie is shot in Toronto. However, the Zanzibar should not be getting any free publicity!

I love me some strip clubs but the Zanz needs to die!


I think if you look in the back of the Zanzibar chesty Morgan is still there.
 
2013-01-25 08:32:02 AM
Wait. I thought Big Daddy died in the movie?
 
2013-01-25 10:07:00 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Popcorn Johnny: Inappropriate boner time.

Tell me about it.

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dude that does exactly nothing for me, and frankly, I wouldn't want you around my kids.

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2013-01-25 03:01:49 PM
It's been forever since I've read any of Kick-Ass 2 (need to snag the rest, I guess), so the first thing I thought of when I saw Jim in costume was:

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2013-01-25 03:12:52 PM

Madbassist1: 100 Watt Walrus: Popcorn Johnny: Inappropriate boner time.

Tell me about it.

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dude that does exactly nothing for me, and frankly, I wouldn't want you around my kids.

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Hence the word inappropriate.
 
2013-01-25 10:46:21 PM
I was such a sick bastard in high school; I was always checking out underaged girls, and thinking how pretty they were. Someone should have had the decency to tell me that only girls over the age of 18 are pretty. I was even sicker when I was in junior high.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:01 PM

Repo Man: I was such a sick bastard in high school; I was always checking out underaged girls, and thinking how pretty they were. Someone should have had the decency to tell me that only girls over the age of 18 are pretty. I was even sicker when I was in junior high.


If you are over 21 and talk about getting a boner from a 15-year old, you are sick.
 
2013-01-25 11:09:26 PM
Anyone else think Jim Carrey here looks like a more buffoonish version of Mitt Romney, despite how impossible that may be at times?

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2013-01-25 11:42:09 PM

stoli n coke: Repo Man: I was such a sick bastard in high school; I was always checking out underaged girls, and thinking how pretty they were. Someone should have had the decency to tell me that only girls over the age of 18 are pretty. I was even sicker when I was in junior high.

If you are over 21 and talk about getting a boner from a 15-year old, you are sick.


She's days away from her sixteenth birthday, which is the AOC in England. But they are all sick over there I suppose.

I spent some quality time with the issue of Penthouse that had Traci Lords in it. I guess the fact that none of us knew then that she was only fifteen or sixteen makes it ok?
 
2013-01-25 11:47:37 PM

stoli n coke: Repo Man: I was such a sick bastard in high school; I was always checking out underaged girls, and thinking how pretty they were. Someone should have had the decency to tell me that only girls over the age of 18 are pretty. I was even sicker when I was in junior high.

If you are over 21 and talk about getting a boner from a 15-year old, you are sick.


Also, what if you're twenty, but days away from your twenty first birthday? Does the illness take hold the moment you turn twenty one? Is this like Hoyle's rules, where there is a book somewhere that has the exact breakdowns?
 
2013-01-26 12:36:12 AM
Back in 1984, Playboy featured an 18 year old, who was actually seventeen when the photos were taken.

Penny Baker (born October 5, 1965)[1] is an American model and actress. After being interviewed in Chicago, she was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month for January 1984, the 30th Anniversary Playmate. Her photos were shot by Arny Freytag in New York City, Buffalo, and Los Angeles when she was 17, with written permission from her parents.[2] Her pictorial was titled "Lucky Penny" and it reported her age as 18.

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All of the men who enjoyed that issue of course were a bunch of sick bastards. As I am a few weeks older than miss Baker (and my uncle had sent me a gift subscription for my 18th birthday), I suppose I was too. It's funny, not a word was spoken about it, no one noticed, but something like that would probably be a huge scandal today.
 
2013-01-26 04:02:48 AM

Repo Man: stoli n coke: Repo Man: I was such a sick bastard in high school; I was always checking out underaged girls, and thinking how pretty they were. Someone should have had the decency to tell me that only girls over the age of 18 are pretty. I was even sicker when I was in junior high.

If you are over 21 and talk about getting a boner from a 15-year old, you are sick.

She's days away from her sixteenth birthday, which is the AOC in England. But they are all sick over there I suppose.

I spent some quality time with the issue of Penthouse that had Traci Lords in it. I guess the fact that none of us knew then that she was only fifteen or sixteen makes it ok?


Whatever helps you justify your attractions.
 
2013-01-26 04:09:09 AM
Madbassist1, stoli n coke, et al. please help us. We need to know which of these girls we should not find attractive due to their age.


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Or maybe instead you could just consider that perhaps it's OK to find some sexually mature teenage girls desirable - and *gasp* even joke about being aroused by them! - as long as you're not taking it seriously and would never take advantage of such a girl.

/nah! that's ridiculous
 
2013-01-26 04:30:09 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Madbassist1, stoli n coke, et al. please help us. We need to know which of these girls we should not find attractive due to their age.


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Or maybe instead you could just consider that perhaps it's OK to find some sexually mature teenage girls desirable - and *gasp* even joke about being aroused by them! - as long as you're not taking it seriously and would never take advantage of such a girl.

/nah! that's ridiculous


Spank away. Just don't be surprised when people think you're a perverted loser for wanting to bang a 15 year old.

BTW, the "mature for her age" excuse has been used by pedos pretty much since the invention of age of consent laws.
 
2013-01-26 06:56:00 AM

stoli n coke: Spank away. Just don't be surprised when people think you're a perverted loser for wanting to bang a 15 year old.


Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has expressed an interest in spanking away to teenage girls or wanting to bang 15-year-olds.

Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has talked about a girl being "mature for her age."

Your imagination appears to be far worse than anyone else's here.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:25 AM

100 Watt Walrus: stoli n coke: Spank away. Just don't be surprised when people think you're a perverted loser for wanting to bang a 15 year old.

Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has expressed an interest in spanking away to teenage girls or wanting to bang 15-year-olds.

Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has talked about a girl being "mature for her age."

Your imagination appears to be far worse than anyone else's here.


You dont read so well do you? Regardless, I'm not so much disturbed by you wanting to bang a 15 yr old (inappropriate boner, remember) But THAT 15 yr old? shiat man, she looks like she's 11 or 12 at most. aint even got boobs yet. Nasty.
 
2013-01-26 09:38:55 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Madbassist1, stoli n coke, et al. please help us. We need to know which of these girls we should not find attractive due to their age.


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Or maybe instead you could just consider that perhaps it's OK to find some sexually mature teenage girls desirable - and *gasp* even joke about being aroused by them! - as long as you're not taking it seriously and would never take advantage of such a girl.

/nah! that's ridiculous


I live in a college town. So I see very attractive teens and early twenties women all over town, many of them heartachingly beautiful. For all I know, some of them could still be in high school. Does it bother me that I might be thinking "Oh man, she's so gorgeous" about a girl who is still in high school? Not in the least; even though almost all of the college girls are over 18, and therefore legal, they are all equally off limits as far as I'm concerned. The fact that the only thing I'd have in common with a woman that young is that we are both carbon based forms of life keeps me from doing anything beyond looking and heaving a heavy sigh. I think all of the little hotties at the local Dutch Brothers that serve me my coffee are over 18, but if one or two of them are under, same thing, no difference. It's like having a good friend with a very attractive wife; it doesn't matter that she's hotter than sunburn, she's off limits to any decent person.

When I was in high school, my tastes in what I found visually pleasing in women was no different than it is now. I liked the receptionist at my orthodontists office, many of the girls I went to school with, a friend of mine's mom (I think she must have been a mother at sixteen), Heather Locklear, etc. My tastes have never changed. I never got the memo that they were supposed to?

This is Logan Brook Travis. She was Louisiana's entry in the Miss Teen USA pageant in 2007. She was fifteen.

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I'd never heard of her before doing a quick search for Miss Teen USA a few minutes ago. Anyone who says that you have to be a sicko to find that woman attractive is an idiot.

Any normal guy is going to think that is an attractive woman. After finding out how young she is, he will give up on any ideas he might have been having in the absence of that information. That's how real life works.
 
2013-01-26 09:44:24 AM

Repo Man: Any normal guy is going to think that is an attractive woman. After finding out how young she is, he will give up on any ideas he might have been having in the absence of that information. That's how real life works.


I see you didnt bother to read my last post on the subject.
 
2013-01-26 06:10:29 PM

Madbassist1: 100 Watt Walrus: stoli n coke: Spank away. Just don't be surprised when people think you're a perverted loser for wanting to bang a 15 year old.

Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has expressed an interest in spanking away to teenage girls or wanting to bang 15-year-olds.

Please point to anywhere in this thread where anyone has talked about a girl being "mature for her age."

Your imagination appears to be far worse than anyone else's here.

You dont read so well do you? Regardless, I'm not so much disturbed by you wanting to bang a 15 yr old (inappropriate boner, remember) But THAT 15 yr old? shiat man, she looks like she's 11 or 12 at most. aint even got boobs yet. Nasty.


If you say so. I find it hard to take your views on this subject seriously when your entire user profile consists of a leering photo and a public declaration of how badly you want to meet two porn stars, girls likely to have had actual sexual abuse in their youth, as opposed to having a few fully grown men making jokes about finding them attractive.
 
2013-01-26 06:35:38 PM

100 Watt Walrus: If you say so. I find it hard to take your views on this subject seriously when your entire user profile consists of a leering photo and a public declaration of how badly you want to meet two porn stars, girls likely to have had actual sexual abuse in their youth, as opposed to having a few fully grown men making jokes about finding them attractive.


LOL Right to the Ad Hominem. Way to go. Too bad, because my view is the correct one, dickhead. One thing, Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze are...you know...adults, unlike that prepubescent child you want to fark,  you ass.
 
2013-01-26 09:51:30 PM

Madbassist1: LOL Right to the Ad Hominem. Way to go. Too bad, because my view is the correct one, dickhead. One thing, Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze are...you know...adults, unlike that prepubescent child you want to fark,  you ass.


You're "correct view" depends 100% on putting words in other people's mouths and thoughts in other people's minds. Nobody here has said anything about wanting to fark anyone. Nobody. Not once. That's all unfounded extrapolation on your part, based on two words, clearly written in jest, in the second post of the thread, and subsequent post in reply meant to be similarly humorous.

The only one here who has written anything about having sex with children, or fantasizing about having sex with children, is YOU.

You're also the only one resorting to insults.
 
2013-01-26 10:34:25 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Madbassist1: LOL Right to the Ad Hominem. Way to go. Too bad, because my view is the correct one, dickhead. One thing, Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze are...you know...adults, unlike that prepubescent child you want to fark,  you ass.

You're "correct view" depends 100% on putting words in other people's mouths and thoughts in other people's minds. Nobody here has said anything about wanting to fark anyone. Nobody. Not once. That's all unfounded extrapolation on your part, based on two words, clearly written in jest, in the second post of the thread, and subsequent post in reply meant to be similarly humorous.

The only one here who has written anything about having sex with children, or fantasizing about having sex with children, is YOU.

You're also the only one resorting to insults.


What planet? Saying my picture is leering isnt an insult? Saying looking at pictures of under developed teenagers give you inappropriate boners isnt because you're thinking about having sex with said teenagers? Clearly written in jest? Sure, buddy. So was my quip in my (non bloated) profile about Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey. Just jest. No way I'd actually do anything with them. Join farking reality asshole. In fact, you seem to be really lacking in judging the appropriateness of your actions all the way around. You are full of shiat, and using the old ploy of accusing your opponent of your own shortcomings. And you arent very good at it, either.
 
2013-01-27 12:12:30 AM

Madbassist1: What planet? Saying my picture is leering isnt an insult?


Different than calling someone an ass or a dickhead, but I'll grant you that, and I apologize.

Saying looking at pictures of under developed teenagers give you inappropriate boners isnt because you're thinking about having sex with said teenagers? Clearly written in jest? Sure, buddy.

Yes. Clearly, clearly, in jest. I can't imagine how you could take it any other way. Taken in context, it's no different than saying "schwing!" or "homina homina!" It's just more explicit.

So was my quip in my (non bloated) profile about Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey. Just jest. No way I'd actually do anything with them. Join farking reality asshole.

It's killing me that you think I'm out of touch with reality when you're the one determined to read sincere carnal desires into a two-word joke about the attractiveness of a teenage girl.

In fact, you seem to be really lacking in judging the appropriateness of your actions all the way around. You are full of shiat, and using the old ploy of accusing your opponent of your own shortcomings. And you arent very good at it, either.

I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm saying you are the only person here who can be quoted saying anything even remotely like "wanting to bang a 15 yr old" and "aint even got boobs yet" and "prepubescent child you want to fark."

I'm not, in any way, shape or form, saying these are things you want to do. I'm saying you're bound and determined - perhaps even obsessed - with assigning those thoughts to other people based on a two-word joke, one of which was the word "inappropriate," a clear acknowledgement that the joke was in unseemly.

You're not interested in sex with a 15-year-old. I'm not interested in sex with a 15-year-old. As near as I can tell, nobody in this thread is interested in sex with a 15-year-old. Some people here were interested in making a joke about finding a 15-year-old desirable, but none of those people have said one word about doing anything beyond looking at pretty girls. And what's more, you don't have any idea how old any of those people are.

You brought up the words "bang" and "fark." I'm not accusing you of projecting. I'm just saying the desires you've assume of me and others are entirely your own concoction.
 
2013-01-27 02:40:07 PM
I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm saying you are the only person here who can be quoted saying anything even remotely like "wanting to bang a 15 yr old" and "aint even got boobs yet" and "prepubescent child you want to fark."

Yes I said that about someone who said a picture of a child give him an erection.

 I'm just saying the desires you've assume of me and others are entirely your own concoction

If that's what makes you feel better, dude. For the record, I'm only talking about the person who posted the picture and said it aroused him, no one else. The picture of that child doesnt arouse me at all, inappropriately or otherwise, and someone who is aroused by it, I don't want around my farking kids.. This isnt something I normally do, because I've always said it's for pussies, but I'm not going to pursue this conversation anymore. I'm sick of hearing you justify your position, sick of hearing you assign your own motives to me...and just sick of you. I'm gonna put you on ignore and be done with this.
 
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