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(MLive.com)   High school kid who put semen in breath mints pleads guilty, but will have record sealed. Solution: publish his name and photo before that happens   (mlive.com) divider line 78
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2013-01-24 08:42:00 AM
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-01-24 08:42:19 AM

hornblowerfan: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Mint?
 
2013-01-24 08:44:01 AM
Yeah, ewwwwww.
 
2013-01-24 08:45:32 AM
Wow, that guy's turned on by mints. A LOT...
 
2013-01-24 08:45:41 AM
Now that's what I call a Rusty Venture.
 
2013-01-24 08:46:20 AM
"Kid" looks 30. Sick Fark.
 
2013-01-24 08:46:54 AM
Everyone knows you use a mint-scented urinal cake dipped in chocolate.

/What a rube
//Now let me tell you what I think about Huey Lewis and the News
 
2013-01-24 08:46:55 AM
Those mints have got lots of spunk in...I mean on them.
 
2013-01-24 08:48:08 AM
Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?
 
2013-01-24 08:48:14 AM
Certainly this is someone that should not work in the food services industry.
 
2013-01-24 08:49:06 AM
If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.
 
2013-01-24 08:51:07 AM
Some pranks, although gross, are funny. This guy is sick. What ever happened to whoopie cushions!?
 
2013-01-24 08:51:20 AM

Bpjosep: If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.


Stroganoff was how he got it.
 
2013-01-24 08:51:31 AM
I wonder if they had him seal the record too?
 
2013-01-24 08:52:02 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?


Asparagus?
 
2013-01-24 08:52:17 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?


I'm guessing it's his big mouth. He tells his friends that he just did the funniest thing, and it gets back to the girl and she go to the principal.
 
2013-01-24 08:52:20 AM

Theaetetus: Bpjosep: If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.

Stroganoff was how he got it.


Holy f**k, I just died over here! Ha!
 
2013-01-24 08:53:31 AM
Jizzmints.....for that just came breath.
 
2013-01-24 08:55:25 AM
Awesome that they put his name in the paper like this. I'm sure it will come up in a google search for future employers, despite the "sealed record".... Boss move by the paper.

This "kid" sure as hell shouldn't be getting off so light for what amounts to a sex crime. What if he gave them HPV or HIV or Herpes or something else?! Disgusting. People get on the sex offenders list for peeing in the bushes.... THIS guy should be on the offenders list.
 
2013-01-24 08:56:48 AM
I'm just gonna leave this here (FTFA):

"...adulterating a food item."
 
2013-01-24 08:57:27 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: hornblowerfan: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Mint?


Done.

And he's 18? WTF is in the water there? On second thought, never mind.
 
2013-01-24 08:58:54 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?


Duh. Part of the fun thing about pranks is to make sure people know there was even a prank carried out.
 
2013-01-24 08:59:25 AM
Gotta have a Michigan tag for articles like this,

Didn't somebody at the paper read what they were writing? That the incident was possibly to be sealed? In the wake of the NY papers publishing of gun owners, I'm thinkin' they did...
 
2013-01-24 08:59:28 AM
Come on, everyone. Don't be hard on this guy. At least he came clean with authorities when he got caught. If he shows a little spunk, he can turn his life around now; if he gets good friends, instead of the circle of jerks he probably hangs with now, he may even turn into an upright member of society. That would be a stroke of luck for the nation as a whole.
 
2013-01-24 08:59:37 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: hornblowerfan: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Mint?


hopestillfloats.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-24 08:59:51 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: Awesome that they put his name in the paper like this. I'm sure it will come up in a google search for future employers, despite the "sealed record".... Boss move by the paper.

This "kid" sure as hell shouldn't be getting off so light for what amounts to a sex crime. What if he gave them HPV or HIV or Herpes or something else?! Disgusting. People get on the sex offenders list for peeing in the bushes.... THIS guy should be on the offenders list.


If you had a picture of him doing this when he was 17, you would probably be put in jail for 10 years.
 
2013-01-24 09:00:20 AM
I'm OK with this.
 
2013-01-24 09:00:42 AM

Theaetetus: Bpjosep: If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.

Stroganoff was how he got it.


One of the funniest things i have read in a while...bravo
 
2013-01-24 09:00:47 AM
Probation and a clean record if he completes it successfully? He'd have been in more trouble for misdemeanor marijuana possession. WTF is wrong with the judge?
 
2013-01-24 09:01:25 AM
i for one am not shocked. i mean come on...we got larry the cable guy hocking Wildberry flavored prilosec on that there movin' picture contraption. this guy's just thinking outside the box....

/sarcasm
 
2013-01-24 09:02:22 AM
Sounds like this guy
Went to high school, middle school and elementary school with Marco.
 
2013-01-24 09:08:10 AM
I thought is was all part of the Mentos: the Babymaker campaign.
 
2013-01-24 09:13:21 AM
SOMEBODY obviously didn't tell this kid that the BEST way to make your semen taste better is to drink more pineapple juice. THAT"S the real [Fail] here!

/I blame bad parenting
 
2013-01-24 09:14:37 AM

Theaetetus: Bpjosep: If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.

Stroganoff was how he got it.


Ha! Everyone on the train is looking at me now.
 
2013-01-24 09:15:27 AM
It's good to see Saganasty make the news.
 
2013-01-24 09:27:37 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: hornblowerfan: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Mint?


livingincinema.com
 
2013-01-24 09:29:12 AM

Theaetetus: Bpjosep: If he had put it in a batch of stroganoff, no one would have noticed.

Stroganoff was how he got it.


WINNER!!!
 
2013-01-24 09:42:30 AM
images3.static-bluray.com
 
2013-01-24 10:06:03 AM
A better joke would have been to work at say, a sandwich shop and yank it into the mayonaise...then NO ONE would have known the difference...and he'd have had great laughs as long as he did not get too aggressive...hmmm you'll never eat mayo at xxx again right?
 
2013-01-24 10:08:21 AM
At least now I understand those Menthos+Diet Coke videos a little better.
 
2013-01-24 10:16:23 AM
Gross.
 
2013-01-24 10:27:16 AM
Guy is 18 going on 36?
 
2013-01-24 10:31:20 AM
www.quotesworthrepeating.com
"Clean mints, please"
 
2013-01-24 10:32:18 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
"Mmmm spermamint"
 
2013-01-24 10:32:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYRs3YMupg4
 
2013-01-24 10:39:30 AM

MythDragon: "Mmmm spermamint"


Who is that/what's that from?
 
2013-01-24 10:49:51 AM

BizarreMan: The Angry Hand of God: Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?

I'm guessing it's his big mouth. He tells his friends that he just did the funniest thing, and it gets back to the girl and she go to the principal.


Some people just don't seem to know when to laugh and say "No I didn't, I was just pulling your leg."
 
2013-01-24 11:08:03 AM

Langdon_777: BizarreMan: The Angry Hand of God: Everything else aside, how in the hell did he get caught?

I'm guessing it's his big mouth. He tells his friends that he just did the funniest thing, and it gets back to the girl and she go to the principal.

Some people just don't seem to know when to laugh and say "No I didn't, I was just pulling your leg."


If she still had the bottle and it was tested....
 
2013-01-24 11:19:12 AM
i728.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-24 11:27:57 AM
www.movievillains.com

I died when I first saw this.
 
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