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(Daily Mail)   Apparently Rachael Ray's husband steps out for an occasional late night snack. Use of EVOO not confirmed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2013-01-24 02:34:42 PM  
She was kinda cute at one point, but she started to eat what she was cooking apparently. A pudgy 4'9" woman is NOT attractive. Also, she has the unfortunate affliction my wife and I call "tiny squeezers" i.e. little boobs (which in and of itself is a fine thing) that somehow came out... almost rectangular. Like she went for a mammogram, the tech put them in that vice thing and they never returned to regular breast shape. Not very becoming.

And let's not forget that voice. My GOD- if I was married to that, I'd be in every strip joint on the east coast.
 
2013-01-24 02:35:29 PM  
RR does absolutely nothing for me, doesn't make it move even a tiny bit. WTF is wrong with you people?
 
2013-01-24 03:03:29 PM  
Anyone else curious as to why a straight man would go to a swingers club that is described to cater to "couples and single ladies"?

Wouldn't that make him ineligible to enter?
 
2013-01-24 03:03:43 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: RR does absolutely nothing for me, doesn't make it move even a tiny bit. WTF is wrong with you people?


surprisingly, people have different tastes than you. Shocking, I know.
 
2013-01-24 03:09:25 PM  

Alphakronik: Anyone else curious as to why a straight man would go to a swingers club that is described to cater to "couples and single ladies"?

Wouldn't that make him ineligible to enter?


That's the way of most sex-related gatherings, otherwise they turn into serious sausage fests overrun by horny men who couldn't get laid on a dare.   Extra women are always welcome, but the couples-only requirement ensures the men in attendance have at least enough charisma and social skills to actually date a real  live human girl and the M to F ration never drops below 1:1
 
2013-01-24 03:22:18 PM  

Broktun: [foodnetworkhumor.com image 298x375]

You would not use EVOO in this case. It's delicate flavor would be wasted.

Regular olive oil, or even rapeseed oil would be better.


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2013-01-24 03:25:23 PM  

cookiefleck: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: RR does absolutely nothing for me, doesn't make it move even a tiny bit. WTF is wrong with you people?

surprisingly, people have different tastes than you. Shocking, I know.


I just don't truck with beastiality.
 
2013-01-24 04:18:05 PM  
I'd snack on her cookie
 
2013-01-24 04:28:46 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: RR does absolutely nothing for me, doesn't make it move even a tiny bit. WTF is wrong with you people?


You misspelled "me".
 
2013-01-24 05:38:09 PM  

darch: She was kinda cute at one point, but she started to eat what she was cooking apparently. A pudgy 4'9" woman is NOT attractive. Also, she has the unfortunate affliction my wife and I call "tiny squeezers" i.e. little boobs (which in and of itself is a fine thing) that somehow came out... almost rectangular. Like she went for a mammogram, the tech put them in that vice thing and they never returned to regular breast shape. Not very becoming.

And let's not forget that voice. My GOD- if I was married to that, I'd be in every strip joint on the east coast.


A guy I used to work with called them "midget tits."
 
2013-01-24 05:40:15 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: chemrebel

That's not Ray-Ray, that's Alex Guarnaschelli.


It's also a pretty obvious 'shop. Alex isn't petite, but still.


You are kidding, right?
 
2013-01-24 06:02:57 PM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: darch: She was kinda cute at one point, but she started to eat what she was cooking apparently. A pudgy 4'9" woman is NOT attractive. Also, she has the unfortunate affliction my wife and I call "tiny squeezers" i.e. little boobs (which in and of itself is a fine thing) that somehow came out... almost rectangular. Like she went for a mammogram, the tech put them in that vice thing and they never returned to regular breast shape. Not very becoming.

And let's not forget that voice. My GOD- if I was married to that, I'd be in every strip joint on the east coast.

A guy I used to work with called them "midget tits."


That works too.
 
2013-01-24 07:17:35 PM  

Alphakronik: Anyone else curious as to why a straight man would go to a swingers club that is described to cater to "couples and single ladies"?

Wouldn't that make him ineligible to enter?


You pay an extra fee. Some places it's $75. Or so I have been told.
 
2013-01-24 07:30:03 PM  
She strikes me as the type of person who would say, "No honey, no sex tonight, I'm filming tomorrow." Every night.
 
2013-01-24 07:57:35 PM  

hbk72777: Skip to :07. Who could leave that alone for 5 minutes?


Link


I remember when Dennis Franz pull her arms back by the wrist, damn near got a boner
 
2013-01-24 08:13:28 PM  
I'd slather her in EVOO and stick it in her garbage bowl
 
2013-01-24 11:59:51 PM  
My favourite part FTA:

he'd always stop by the club's buffet before closing to grab a few bagels for the road.

Dumbass, you're supposed to carb-load before the humpathon.
 
2013-01-25 12:23:01 AM  
She is too busy cooking in the kitchen and not doing enough cooking enough in the bedroom.
 
2013-01-25 12:49:15 AM  

AlAlvin: She is too busy cooking in the kitchen and not doing enough cooking enough in the bedroom.


But really... isn't enough enough?
 
2013-01-25 01:00:11 AM  
She has man-hands. Seriously, check them out. It'll be all you can look at eventually.
 
2013-01-25 01:00:54 AM  
She wouldn't be able to walk straight when I was done with her.

/FWIW
 
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