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(Daily Mail)   Apparently Rachael Ray's husband steps out for an occasional late night snack. Use of EVOO not confirmed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2013-01-24 08:42:30 AM  
You know what I like about Rachel Ray?

Those hot pics she did for Maxim that one time.
 
2013-01-24 08:44:37 AM  
He's got the beard, all he needs now is the pony tail and he'd be the stereotypical swinger.
 
2013-01-24 08:45:32 AM  
No reason to assume she's not ok with it.
 
2013-01-24 08:46:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 08:51:55 AM  

doczoidberg: Those hot pics she did for Maxim that one time.


What?
 
2013-01-24 08:55:00 AM  
If they only let in single women and couples, then you can assume that he can't go alone.
 
2013-01-24 08:58:02 AM  
Why do we care?
 
2013-01-24 09:00:53 AM  
Well of course, it's not like she's as hot as Giada.
 
2013-01-24 09:03:21 AM  

doczoidberg: You know what I like about Rachel Ray?

Those hot pics she did for Maxim that one time.


I'm not convinced those were actually her, though I have not found any proof that they were photoshopped.
 
2013-01-24 09:03:37 AM  
Without the beard, he looks an awful lot like a young Dan Aykroyd.
 
2013-01-24 09:04:16 AM  
I'm surprised he doesn't go to the corner bar to drink until the screeching voice stops ringing in his head.
 
2013-01-24 09:04:23 AM  

rev. dave: If they only let in single women and couples, then you can assume that he can't go alone.


It says he brought escorts with him. I don't think the bouncer is inquiring into dating history.
 
2013-01-24 09:05:43 AM  
If only there was a way to keep her from talking while I'm consoling her...
 
2013-01-24 09:13:46 AM  

syberpud: I'm surprised he doesn't go to the corner bar to drink whorehouse to hate-f**k hookers until the screeching voice stops ringing in his head.


Oh wait - he does!
 
2013-01-24 09:16:02 AM  
yummo
 
2013-01-24 09:29:06 AM  
Show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who's sick of listening to her shiat
 
2013-01-24 09:37:09 AM  
What an idiot...

She's not fugly...can be cute sometimes...

And best of all, she's gotta be worth a small country's mint.

fark it, listen to that voice...eat the tasty food...bend her over as often as you can...
But keep the pesos coming!!!
 
2013-01-24 09:37:32 AM  
Skip to :07. Who could leave that alone for 5 minutes?


Link
 
2013-01-24 09:46:02 AM  
I would ruin Rachel Ray. I'd do everything to that chick.
 
2013-01-24 09:46:22 AM  
I'd cover her in EVOO and

i46.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-24 09:51:28 AM  
she is a total workaholic. she has no time for him.
 
2013-01-24 09:53:07 AM  
It was FHM, not Maxim.

www.fhm.com

blog.zap2it.com

www.fhm.com

blog.zap2it.com

www.bittenandbound.com
 
2013-01-24 09:58:13 AM  
foodnetworkhumor.com

You would not use EVOO in this case. It's delicate flavor would be wasted.

Regular olive oil, or even rapeseed oil would be better.
 
2013-01-24 10:15:00 AM  

Broktun: [foodnetworkhumor.com image 298x375]

You would not use EVOO in this case. It's delicate flavor would be wasted.

Regular olive oil, or even rapeseed oil would be better.


That's not Ray-Ray, that's Alex Guarnaschelli.
 
2013-01-24 10:39:26 AM  
blogs.seattleweekly.com

"New York's hottest new club is Checkmate! It's got everything! Swingers, celebrity chef dominatrixes, dungeons that look like kitchens, a kitchen that looks like a dungeon, and even a human EVOO dispenser."

"What is a 'human EVOO dispenser'?"

"It's that thing where you take a midget, and give him an olive oil enema and then stick a cork in his little behind."
 
2013-01-24 10:44:03 AM  

chemrebel: Broktun: [foodnetworkhumor.com image 298x375]

You would not use EVOO in this case. It's delicate flavor would be wasted.

Regular olive oil, or even rapeseed oil would be better.

That's not Ray-Ray, that's Alex Guarnaschelli.


Or Ray-Ray in 10 years
 
2013-01-24 10:58:07 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [blogs.seattleweekly.com image 512x288]

"New York's hottest new club is Checkmate! It's got everything! Swingers, celebrity chef dominatrixes, dungeons that look like kitchens, a kitchen that looks like a dungeon, and even a human EVOO dispenser."

"What is a 'human EVOO dispenser'?"

"It's that thing where you take a midget, and give him an olive oil enema and then stick a cork in his little behind."


Great, I LOL at work and now people want to know whats so funny.
 
2013-01-24 10:58:13 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who's sick of listening to her shiat


That doesn't apply here.
 
2013-01-24 11:03:26 AM  
The name of his band is "The Cringe"? Ironically that is exactly what I do when I flip on Food Net and discover RR squawking and not Giada flopping her cleave around.
 
2013-01-24 11:06:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [blogs.seattleweekly.com image 512x288]

"New York's hottest new club is Checkmate! It's got everything! Swingers, celebrity chef dominatrixes, dungeons that look like kitchens, a kitchen that looks like a dungeon, and even a human EVOO dispenser."

"What is a 'human EVOO dispenser'?"

"It's that thing where you take a midget, and give him an olive oil enema and then stick a cork in his little behind."


Well done. One Citizen Kane clap gif for you.
 
2013-01-24 11:06:48 AM  

chemrebel


That's not Ray-Ray, that's Alex Guarnaschelli.


It's also a pretty obvious 'shop. Alex isn't petite, but still.
 
2013-01-24 11:06:49 AM  

doczoidberg: You know what I like about Rachel Ray?

Those hot pics she did for Maxim that one time.


and she knows how to make a Sandwich!
 
2013-01-24 11:09:14 AM  
The best part of Rachel Ray is she's adorable and has a voice obnoxious enough that I'd wanna gag her somehow ...

I wonder what would be the perfect way to accomplish that?
 
2013-01-24 11:11:32 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [blogs.seattleweekly.com image 512x288]

"New York's hottest new club is Checkmate! It's got everything! Swingers, celebrity chef dominatrixes, dungeons that look like kitchens, a kitchen that looks like a dungeon, and even a human EVOO dispenser."

"What is a 'human EVOO dispenser'?"

"It's that thing where you take a midget, and give him an olive oil enema and then stick a cork in his little behind."


www.bluecheddar.net
 
2013-01-24 11:19:21 AM  
So the Daily Fail is quoting The National Enquirer who is quoting an unnamed source. Sounds legit.
 
2013-01-24 11:35:07 AM  
Personally, I would love to get in the kitchen with Rachel Ray's and make a nice Cream Pie with her.
 
2013-01-24 11:40:21 AM  

blakeosage: It was FHM, not Maxim.

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]

[blog.zap2it.com image 400x500]

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]

[blog.zap2it.com image 400x500]

[www.bittenandbound.com image 400x500]


She looks great there, but I'm guessing that when she's not made up for the studio, the last thing she probably wants to do is doll up around the house.
 
2013-01-24 11:54:57 AM  
this isn't the first time this story has been around
 
2013-01-24 11:57:54 AM  

TheraTx: this isn't the first time this story has been around


won't be the last either...
 
2013-01-24 12:11:13 PM  
I'm here for you Rachel. Call me.
 
2013-01-24 12:30:50 PM  
Maybe he's tired of eating the same gourmet everyday.
 
2013-01-24 12:59:03 PM  
is it me or does she and eva angelina look alike?
 
2013-01-24 01:10:03 PM  

cig-mkr: Maybe he's tired of eating the same gourmet everyday.


perhaps he doesn't like eating cream pie.
 
2013-01-24 01:17:56 PM  

Orgasmatron138: She looks great there, but I'm guessing that when she's not made up for the studio, the last thing she probably wants to do is doll up around the house.


So she's like every other woman?
 
2013-01-24 01:22:54 PM  
I can't be the only one who's covered a lady in olive oil, right?
 
2013-01-24 01:29:00 PM  

blakeosage: It was FHM, not Maxim.

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]

[blog.zap2it.com image 400x500]

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]

[blog.zap2it.com image 400x500]

[www.bittenandbound.com image 400x500]


In the first 4 photos, it looks like Rachael's head was Photoshopped on, and the last pic looks more like Amy Jo Johnson than Rachael.
 
2013-01-24 01:30:44 PM  

not5am: is it me or does she and eva angelina look alike?


It's just you. It's really just you. Time for a eye exam.
 
2013-01-24 01:30:53 PM  

doczoidberg: You know what I like about Rachel Ray?


Absolutely nothing. Not one single thing.
 
2013-01-24 02:18:09 PM  

cig-mkr: Maybe he's tired of eating the same gourmet everyday.


In the immortal words of Shel Silverstein:

Now a friend of mine, way back in Chicago
You know, he finally made his pile.
Well he got himself a mansion on Butler and Sheff
An' He was livin' in the latest style;
But I run into him, he was eatin' in a greasy spoon
While parkled in front was his big limousine.
I said, "Buddy, you've got so much money
How come youre in here, eatin beans?"
An' he said

After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine.
An' after you've been drinkin' champagne and brandy
You gonna settle for wine.
He said "The world is funny, and people are strange
And man is a creature of constant change, and
After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine."

Now, you know I ran into another friend of mine
In a rowdy old Clark Street Bar,
I said, "Friend, is it true what I heard about you?
I heard you married a beautiful 18-year old shapely movie star,
Yet here you sit, tryin' to make out with some barfly
Who's too old and ugly to be true."
He said, "Shelley, you're still a very young man
So sit down. I'll explain it all to you.
He said,

After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine.
An' after you've been drinkin' champagne and Chivas Regal
You gonna settle for Thunderbird wine.
He said "The world is funny, and people are strange
And man is a creature of constant change, and
After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine."
 
2013-01-24 02:21:45 PM  

Broktun: [foodnetworkhumor.com image 298x375]

You would not use EVOO in this case. It's delicate flavor would be wasted.

Regular olive oil, or even rapeseed oil would be better.


I would marry Alex - I have a mad crush on her
 
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