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(CNN)   North Korea discloses nuke test and promises "upcoming all-out action" against U.S   (cnn.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-24 03:10:37 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
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2013-01-24 02:43:35 AM
4 votes:

ontariolightning: GAT_00: Quit with the newsflash. This isn't scary, they aren't going to attack us. They just threaten so they can offer something for more aid. By being scared of them you're doing exactly what they want.

North Korea says no dialogue on the denuclearization of their country will be possible in the future


Judging from what we've seen from North Korean missile tests in the past, they'll probably end up denuclearizing themselves.
2013-01-24 07:38:52 AM
3 votes:
How I think of NK
i.imgur.com
2013-01-24 02:45:38 AM
3 votes:
Just give that dumb, fat, f*ck all the Happy Meals he can shove down his face hole. Then cut him off. He will agree to any demands if he can have his farking Happy Meals again.
2013-01-24 02:44:13 AM
3 votes:
Maybe Hans Blix can defuse this tense situation.
2013-01-24 03:31:39 PM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-24 05:53:53 AM
2 votes:
comicstroll.com
2013-01-24 03:44:02 AM
2 votes:
After a failed long-range rocket launch in April, North Korea ignored international condemnation and carried out a second attempt last month. That one succeeded in putting a satellite in orbit, Pyongyang's stated objective.

Wow my paranoia level just spiked.
2013-01-24 03:32:45 AM
2 votes:
Oh, crap. They saw the Red Dawn remake and thought it was a 'how-to'...
2013-01-24 02:58:15 AM
2 votes:

Ishkur: Oh, perfect.

This is the really big war America needs to get back on top and shake these economic doldrums.

Capitalism loves creative destruction. Pack your bags, boys. It's time to get some Best Korea tang.


Yep, itd be a huge war effort fighting a country that feeds it soldiers old shoes and cant figure out how to fire a rocket without using photoshop.
2013-01-24 02:55:54 AM
2 votes:
Oh, perfect.

This is the really big war America needs to get back on top and shake these economic doldrums.

Capitalism loves creative destruction. Pack your bags, boys. It's time to get some Best Korea tang.
2013-01-24 02:53:41 AM
2 votes:
What are you going to do...bleed on me?
2013-01-24 02:40:07 AM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: North Korea isn't going to do a damned thing except bluster.


This.

Didn't their last test end up at the bottom of the ocean? Maybe they're confusing the US with Atlantis.
2013-01-24 02:37:27 AM
2 votes:
So ronery.

/Maybe some fireworks will win me some friends
2013-01-24 02:28:37 AM
2 votes:
bring it.

come at me bro.
2013-01-24 02:26:45 AM
2 votes:
Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.
2013-01-25 03:11:09 AM
1 votes:

PsiChick: SirEattonHogg: PsiChick

2013-01-24 02:20:15 PM
You know, go ahead, N Korea. Start a fight with us. We have never hurt you and actively offer aid to your sorry ass. You start that fight, we will be fully justified in raining all holy hell down on your asses, and I for one will feel no sympathy for anyone but the civilians that your own goddamn posturing killed.

/Seriously, where the f**k does this 'KILL AMERICA!!!111!' thing come from? The one nation on farking Earth we've never actually farked with, and that's the one pretending we're 'sworn enemies'?


What do you mean? We fought a war there from 1950 - 1953. Remember MASH, the TV show? Alan Alda? Radar? HotLips Houlihan?

...I'm twenty, the most I know about MASH is that it was an old fart's idea of comedy. Are you farking kidding?

*googles*

Oh, that explains it, we never actually declared war on them...FFS, how did this not make history textbooks? This actually explains quite a lot.

/Goddamnit, can we start funding and researching education already?


I hope you're pretty.

/I keed
2013-01-24 04:58:42 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 600x432]


"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence."
2013-01-24 04:11:01 PM
1 votes:
PsiChick

2013-01-24 02:20:15 PM
You know, go ahead, N Korea. Start a fight with us. We have never hurt you and actively offer aid to your sorry ass. You start that fight, we will be fully justified in raining all holy hell down on your asses, and I for one will feel no sympathy for anyone but the civilians that your own goddamn posturing killed.

/Seriously, where the f**k does this 'KILL AMERICA!!!111!' thing come from? The one nation on farking Earth we've never actually farked with, and that's the one pretending we're 'sworn enemies'?


What do you mean? We fought a war there from 1950 - 1953. Remember MASH, the TV show? Alan Alda? Radar? HotLips Houlihan?
2013-01-24 02:20:15 PM
1 votes:
You know, go ahead, N Korea. Start a fight with us.  We have never hurt you and actively offer aid to your sorry ass. You start that fight, we will be  fully justified in raining all holy hell down on your asses, and I for one will feel no sympathy for anyone but the civilians that your own goddamn posturing killed.

/Seriously, where the f**k does this 'KILL AMERICA!!!111!' thing come from? The one nation on farking Earth we've never actually farked with, and  that's the one pretending we're 'sworn enemies'?
//I mean, yes, we don't let them have nukes, but that's fairly typical international douchebaggery, not a sign of actual enmity (and partly a 'holy fark no, you lunatics don't get grown-up toys, you're farking insane').
2013-01-24 11:18:29 AM
1 votes:
Damn hotlink protection.

Is this the device?

www.potatowave.com
2013-01-24 10:05:37 AM
1 votes:

way south: Free speech works up until the other guy decides to beat you back into line with a stick.
NK is far beyond the point where facebook can help.


fine, full auto-iPhones with high capacity magazines and bayonet mounts.
2013-01-24 09:56:43 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: miniflea: but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.

Kim Jong Il isn't quite on the ball as he used to be.


He does tend to lay around a lot. Kinda lazy, apparently.
2013-01-24 09:36:17 AM
1 votes:
Couplathings

1. The South is gonna rise again!!!
www.crwflags.com

2. Does NK realize that the US has a butt load of guns and crazy people just waiting to use them?
2013-01-24 09:24:46 AM
1 votes:
GRASS PARKING ROT?
2013-01-24 09:16:41 AM
1 votes:
1) Wait until a few hours after nightfall during the week
2) Carpet bomb anything with electricity
3) Congratulations, you've destroyed the tyrannical ruling class
2013-01-24 07:39:43 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: sweet Korean twat buffet.


This is my favorite phrase of the day.
2013-01-24 06:59:10 AM
1 votes:

Dejah: Maybe Hans Blix can defuse this tense situation.


Hans Brix? Ah, you're berstin my bers, Hans Brix!
2013-01-24 06:40:13 AM
1 votes:

spacelord321: Actually, target the whole "California Republic" for all I care. Worked out there this year and never saw more than a handfull of American flags. Every other house had Cal. Rep. flag. They seem to forget there are 49 others, even more than Texas has.

Jk about the target part, but WTF guys?


You must not be in Texas often..
2013-01-24 06:38:41 AM
1 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2013-01-24 06:36:37 AM
1 votes:
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the drones.

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the drones?
Send in the drones.

Just when I'd dropped
a Mark 42,
Finally knowing
The ass that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again
With my usual flair,
Sure of my aim,
No one is there.

Don't we love force?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd see what I want -
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the drones?
There ought to be drones.
Quick, send in the drones.

What a surprise.
Who could foresee
I'd come to feel about you
What you'd felt about me?
Why only now when i see
The smoke drifting away?
What a surprise.
What a cliché.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing Korea this late,
Guided by FLIR?
And where are the drones?
Quick, send in the drones.
Don't bother - they're here.

-Stephen Sondheim/ Hammertoe
2013-01-24 06:31:19 AM
1 votes:
Has Alec Baldwin issued a statement yet?
2013-01-24 04:26:23 AM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: whidbey: After a failed long-range rocket launch in April, North Korea ignored international condemnation and carried out a second attempt last month. That one succeeded in putting a satellite in orbit, Pyongyang's stated objective.

Wow my paranoia level just spiked.

So they could tumble a warhead through orbit, coming down God-only-knows where. Likely, as noted, the ocean.

Wait, you weren't serious, were you?


No. I'm starting to wonder if they're monitoring our transmissions. From up there.
*pointing*
2013-01-24 03:32:14 AM
1 votes:

TheCheese: Feral_and_Preposterous: I think we should just develop a long range hot-dog gun. Shoot a bunch of hot-dogs and burritos and packets of Charmin over there and let people (and especially their troops) develop a taste for something other than sawdust and shoe leather and get used to wiping their asses with some soft, plush TP. Maybe the problem will correct itself.

Do you have a newsletter or pamphlet I can subscribe to?


http://www.helpforibs.com/news/
2013-01-24 03:21:14 AM
1 votes:
I think we should just develop a long range hot-dog gun. Shoot a bunch of hot-dogs and burritos and packets of Charmin over there and let people (and especially their troops) develop a taste for something other than sawdust and shoe leather and get used to wiping their asses with some soft, plush TP. Maybe the problem will correct itself.
2013-01-24 03:03:06 AM
1 votes:
Nuke, nuke-nuke, nuke, nuke-em Jong-am style.
2013-01-24 03:01:31 AM
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: ontariolightning: MaliFinn: You really don't want to do that. We're all peaceful and humane and shiat, but if you attack us we will evaporate your entire country 500 feet deep.

US can't do shiat to NK because of the proximity to South Korea and Seoul.

Wat?

Pfft!


Challenge accepted.
2013-01-24 02:56:57 AM
1 votes:

miniflea: but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.


Kim Jong Il isn't quite on the ball as he used to be.
2013-01-24 02:52:29 AM
1 votes:

kmmontandon: Hah! That's funny, because he was totally wrong about Iraq, except for the part where he was totally right, and you're too stupid to breathe without coaching.


... Congratulations on being the only Farker who hasn't seen Team America, I suppose.
2013-01-24 02:52:06 AM
1 votes:
FTA- "part of a new phase of confrontation with the United States"

Finally after nearly 60 years the Korean War heats up again as the North seeks a new strategy after finding out that "doing nothing relevant for 60 years" finally does nothing for them.
2013-01-24 02:51:30 AM
1 votes:
Lol. Hey we are safe, the u.n. Sent them an angry letter. Also, im willing to give up san fransisco for us to finally go scorched earth policy on them.
2013-01-24 02:47:34 AM
1 votes:

This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.


Can't it be both?
2013-01-24 02:42:29 AM
1 votes:
Trust me, Nork. We don't want to have any farking thing to do with you. Really. We just don't care about you at all.

We care about the sweet Korean twat buffet our soldiers get during their deployment, and we care about cheap LG and Samsung TVs. I suppose we care about those cheap Hyundais that have way better power than the Jap rice burners. And Korean BBQ is pretty great, but keep that dog meat away.

Anyway, settle the fark down. Hey, if you give up your nukes, you can visit Tokyo Disneyland. Our treat.
2013-01-24 02:40:50 AM
1 votes:
There could be north koreans with a nuke in the US right now planning an attack for all we know. Too bad Jack Bauer faked his death and is living off the grid.
2013-01-24 02:38:26 AM
1 votes:
I might worry when they get good at Photoshop. Until then, yawn.
2013-01-24 02:13:58 AM
1 votes:
Good luck with that. I liked you guys better when you were just a hilarious side bar on the internet.
 
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