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(CNN)   North Korea discloses nuke test and promises "upcoming all-out action" against U.S   (cnn.com) divider line 236
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2013-01-24 02:13:58 AM
Good luck with that. I liked you guys better when you were just a hilarious side bar on the internet.
 
2013-01-24 02:26:45 AM
Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.
 
2013-01-24 02:27:44 AM
North Korea isn't going to do a damned thing except bluster.
 
2013-01-24 02:28:37 AM
bring it.

come at me bro.
 
2013-01-24 02:31:30 AM

This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.


Well ... I'm not really sure if L.A. would notice the difference in pollution.
 
2013-01-24 02:32:23 AM
Quit with the newsflash. This isn't scary, they aren't going to attack us. They just threaten so they can offer something for more aid. By being scared of them you're doing exactly what they want.
 
2013-01-24 02:37:27 AM
So ronery.

/Maybe some fireworks will win me some friends
 
2013-01-24 02:38:26 AM
I might worry when they get good at Photoshop. Until then, yawn.
 
2013-01-24 02:38:51 AM

GAT_00: Quit with the newsflash. This isn't scary, they aren't going to attack us. They just threaten so they can offer something for more aid. By being scared of them you're doing exactly what they want.


North Korea says no dialogue on the denuclearization of their country will be possible in the future
 
2013-01-24 02:40:07 AM

Relatively Obscure: North Korea isn't going to do a damned thing except bluster.


This.

Didn't their last test end up at the bottom of the ocean? Maybe they're confusing the US with Atlantis.
 
2013-01-24 02:40:50 AM
There could be north koreans with a nuke in the US right now planning an attack for all we know. Too bad Jack Bauer faked his death and is living off the grid.
 
2013-01-24 02:42:07 AM
The Japanese have far more to worry about with all the Best Korean missile parts coming apart and raining down on them.
 
2013-01-24 02:42:29 AM
Trust me, Nork. We don't want to have any farking thing to do with you. Really. We just don't care about you at all.

We care about the sweet Korean twat buffet our soldiers get during their deployment, and we care about cheap LG and Samsung TVs. I suppose we care about those cheap Hyundais that have way better power than the Jap rice burners. And Korean BBQ is pretty great, but keep that dog meat away.

Anyway, settle the fark down. Hey, if you give up your nukes, you can visit Tokyo Disneyland. Our treat.
 
2013-01-24 02:43:35 AM

ontariolightning: GAT_00: Quit with the newsflash. This isn't scary, they aren't going to attack us. They just threaten so they can offer something for more aid. By being scared of them you're doing exactly what they want.

North Korea says no dialogue on the denuclearization of their country will be possible in the future


Judging from what we've seen from North Korean missile tests in the past, they'll probably end up denuclearizing themselves.
 
2013-01-24 02:43:43 AM

This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.


Doubt that they have a rocket that will go that far. I would imagine that that take out Seoul first before that attempt anything against us.
 
2013-01-24 02:44:13 AM
Maybe Hans Blix can defuse this tense situation.
 
2013-01-24 02:45:38 AM
Just give that dumb, fat, f*ck all the Happy Meals he can shove down his face hole. Then cut him off. He will agree to any demands if he can have his farking Happy Meals again.
 
2013-01-24 02:46:40 AM

ontariolightning: North Korea says no dialogue on the denuclearization of their country will be possible in the future


When I read that I was thinking if they want nuclearization we could make it happen in about 2-3 short hours. If they really want it that is. Fallout 4 may come early afterall?

/just kidding
//only barely
 
2013-01-24 02:46:57 AM
Thank you Bill Richardson and Google megalomaniac. More aid = secreter bombs.
 
2013-01-24 02:47:12 AM
"Upcoming all-out action! Next on Wrestlemania XVCIIVCII!"
 
2013-01-24 02:47:14 AM

Dejah: Maybe Hans Blix can defuse this tense situation.


Hah!

That's funny, because he was totally wrong about Iraq, except for the part where he was totally right, and you're too stupid to breathe without coaching.
 
2013-01-24 02:47:34 AM

This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.


Can't it be both?
 
2013-01-24 02:47:59 AM

Mock26: Just give that dumb, fat, f*ck all the Happy Meals he can shove down his face hole. Then cut him off. He will agree to any demands if he can have his farking Happy Meals again.


Don't say that. Don't be mean. He could be reading that comment and committ suicide. Words kill. Your post could be what sets him off and kills millions of people. Now apologize just in case he read it. Put out the fire.
 
2013-01-24 02:48:03 AM
You really don't want to do that. We're all peaceful and humane and shiat, but if you attack us we will evaporate your entire country 500 feet deep.
 
2013-01-24 02:48:32 AM

This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.


North Korea is incapable of striking the United States, or of holding out for more than a few weeks of conventional war, if that. What they ARE capable of is causing hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths in Seoul within the first hours of any war.

Anti US bluster has always been a key part of the Kim's stranglehold on their country, but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:22 AM

MaliFinn: You really don't want to do that. We're all peaceful and humane and shiat, but if you attack us we will evaporate your entire country 500 feet deep.


US can't do shiat to NK because of the proximity to South Korea and Seoul.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:46 AM
HK biatches don't blink without a tug o' the leash from their Chicom master.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:49 AM

GAT_00: Quit with the newsflash. This isn't scary, they aren't going to attack us. They just threaten so they can offer something for more aid. By being scared of them you're doing exactly what they want.


This. Here's how it works. You run the tests THEN you make the threats. Not the other way around, dummies.
 
2013-01-24 02:50:56 AM
Part of me wants them to try it just so that we can finally deal with that ass pimple of a country.
 
2013-01-24 02:51:30 AM
Lol. Hey we are safe, the u.n. Sent them an angry letter. Also, im willing to give up san fransisco for us to finally go scorched earth policy on them.
 
2013-01-24 02:52:06 AM
FTA- "part of a new phase of confrontation with the United States"

Finally after nearly 60 years the Korean War heats up again as the North seeks a new strategy after finding out that "doing nothing relevant for 60 years" finally does nothing for them.
 
2013-01-24 02:52:13 AM

spacelord321: This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.

Can't it be both?


Take out SF and you lose your technology seeing as the entire bay area wouldn't be very livable. Take out LA and you only lose the RIAA and MPAA.

/easy pick when you think about it
 
2013-01-24 02:52:29 AM

kmmontandon: Hah! That's funny, because he was totally wrong about Iraq, except for the part where he was totally right, and you're too stupid to breathe without coaching.


... Congratulations on being the only Farker who hasn't seen Team America, I suppose.
 
2013-01-24 02:52:33 AM
Dear America, it's time to send us some more free care baskets again (or die).

Love,
Kim Jong-un
 
2013-01-24 02:53:41 AM
What are you going to do...bleed on me?
 
2013-01-24 02:54:27 AM

APE992: spacelord321: This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.

Can't it be both?

Take out SF and you lose your technology seeing as the entire bay area wouldn't be very livable. Take out LA and you only lose the RIAA and MPAA.

/easy pick when you think about it


But then the marine life dies too. Why not nuke Texas and Mexico
 
2013-01-24 02:55:09 AM

Flacman: FTA- "part of a new phase of confrontation with the United States"

Finally after nearly 60 years the Korean War heats up again as the North seeks a new strategy after finding out that "doing nothing relevant for 60 years" finally does nothing for them.


Im pretty okay with losing both. For the greater good.
 
2013-01-24 02:55:54 AM
Oh, perfect.

This is the really big war America needs to get back on top and shake these economic doldrums.

Capitalism loves creative destruction. Pack your bags, boys. It's time to get some Best Korea tang.
 
2013-01-24 02:56:57 AM

miniflea: but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.


Kim Jong Il isn't quite on the ball as he used to be.
 
2013-01-24 02:57:05 AM

ontariolightning: APE992: spacelord321: This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.

Can't it be both?

Take out SF and you lose your technology seeing as the entire bay area wouldn't be very livable. Take out LA and you only lose the RIAA and MPAA.

/easy pick when you think about it

But then the marine life dies too. Why not nuke Texas and Mexico


But then who will take er jerbs?
 
2013-01-24 02:57:48 AM

miniflea: This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.

North Korea is incapable of striking the United States, or of holding out for more than a few weeks of conventional war, if that. What they ARE capable of is causing hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths in Seoul within the first hours of any war.

Anti US bluster has always been a key part of the Kim's stranglehold on their country, but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.


I really doubt they could manage to do much damage to Seoul, and Seoul has pretty extensive preparations for such an event so casualties would be minimal. They might have been able to do some serious harm in the 80s, but at this point they'd only have about 10 minutes before all of their artillery bunkers were buried in rubble and rocket shrapnel. They certainly couldn't nuke Seoul. Any plane they sent would be shot down just over the DMZ and they don't have any other delivery method short of carrying it through a tunnel under the DMZ, and I don't think they've got any of those the South hasn't found.
 
2013-01-24 02:57:58 AM
im usually not in favor of military action, and am a leftist. but some precision drone strikes to cripple their rocketry program are seeming prudent

/that kid grew up playin starcraft
//nuclear launch detected
 
2013-01-24 02:58:00 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Trust me, Nork. We don't want to have any farking thing to do with you. Really. We just don't care about you at all.

We care about the sweet Korean twat buffet our soldiers get during their deployment, and we care about cheap LG and Samsung TVs. I suppose we care about those cheap Hyundais that have way better power than the Jap rice burners. And Korean BBQ is pretty great, but keep that dog meat away.

Anyway, settle the fark down. Hey, if you give up your nukes, you can visit Tokyo Disneyland. Our treat.


Nice!
 
2013-01-24 02:58:15 AM

Ishkur: Oh, perfect.

This is the really big war America needs to get back on top and shake these economic doldrums.

Capitalism loves creative destruction. Pack your bags, boys. It's time to get some Best Korea tang.


Yep, itd be a huge war effort fighting a country that feeds it soldiers old shoes and cant figure out how to fire a rocket without using photoshop.
 
2013-01-24 02:58:19 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: miniflea: but they (Jong Il at least, and lets hope his son as well) aren't so stupid as to believe their own propaganda.

Kim Jong Il isn't quite on the ball as he used to be.


Kim jong 2s uncle runs the military
 
2013-01-24 02:58:33 AM
It'd be nice if they'd just stop this bullshiat and ask for food aid like non crazy countries but they won't.
 
2013-01-24 03:00:17 AM

ontariolightning: MaliFinn: You really don't want to do that. We're all peaceful and humane and shiat, but if you attack us we will evaporate your entire country 500 feet deep.

US can't do shiat to NK because of the proximity to South Korea and Seoul.


Wat?

Pfft!
 
2013-01-24 03:01:31 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: ontariolightning: MaliFinn: You really don't want to do that. We're all peaceful and humane and shiat, but if you attack us we will evaporate your entire country 500 feet deep.

US can't do shiat to NK because of the proximity to South Korea and Seoul.

Wat?

Pfft!


Challenge accepted.
 
2013-01-24 03:02:05 AM

APE992: spacelord321: This About That: Would it cost us San Francisco or LA to finally be rid of N. Korea? It makes a difference.

Can't it be both?

Take out SF and you lose your technology seeing as the entire bay area wouldn't be very livable. Take out LA and you only lose the RIAA and MPAA.

/easy pick when you think about it


Actually, target the whole "California Republic" for all I care. Worked out there this year and never saw more than a handfull of American flags. Every other house had Cal. Rep. flag. They seem to forget there are 49 others, even more than Texas has.

Jk about the target part, but WTF guys?
 
2013-01-24 03:02:15 AM
People of America you are being duped!
The party doesn't serve others, it only serves itself.
We are not at war with Eurasia!
 
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