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2013-01-24 08:36:47 AM
Angelo? How very Italian.
 
2013-01-24 09:00:13 AM
Angelo? Is Adele Latin? Is her husband Latin? If not, it's still pretentious, but not as bad as Blue Labia or whatever that other poor kid was named...

In other news: Adele has been keeping schtum

Oy vey.
 
2013-01-24 09:05:27 AM
So you can only name your kid something that is directly tied to your own ethnicity? Who cares if she is/isn't Italian?
 
2013-01-24 09:05:51 AM
Unlike most celebrity baby names, it isn't a verb, a color, or the last thing she ate

That's because "the last thing she ate" changes every five minutes.
 
2013-01-24 09:06:51 AM

Derwood: Who cares if she is/isn't Italian?


I'll go out on a limb and say that question is five words too long.
 
2013-01-24 09:07:46 AM

Cybernetic: Unlike most celebrity baby names, it isn't a verb, a color, or the last thing she ate

That's because "the last thing she ate" changes every five minutes.


If that's the case, maybe she had an Italian sandwich.
 
2013-01-24 09:09:10 AM

Derwood: So you can only name your kid something that is directly tied to your own ethnicity? Who cares if she is/isn't Italian?


This is Fark.com. Snark is what we do. It's like "Fashion Police," but we're all basement-dwellers.
 
2013-01-24 09:10:06 AM
So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
 
2013-01-24 09:12:32 AM
I am pretty sure most celebrity baby names are fairly normal, they just don't make the news unlike the weird ones.
 
2013-01-24 09:12:37 AM

Derwood: So you can only name your kid something that is directly tied to your own ethnicity? Who cares if she is/isn't Italian?


Pretty much this. At least it isn't Coco Riley (Courtney Cox and David Arquette), Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee), Memphis Eve (Bono) or Apple (Gywneth Paltrow).

Though I do have to say, Sage Moonblood (Stallone) and Moses Amadeus (Mia Farrow) are pretty badass.
 
2013-01-24 09:13:16 AM

Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.


Angel, or Angie?
 
2013-01-24 09:13:48 AM
an jello?
 
2013-01-24 09:17:25 AM
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2013-01-24 09:25:42 AM

Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.

Angel, or Angie?


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"You know what name is really cool? Angelo. That's got Angel AND Jello in it!" "People could call me Angie... Yo, Angie!"
 
2013-01-24 09:28:58 AM

Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.

Angel, or Angie?


I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.
 
2013-01-24 09:56:42 AM
Angelo?! And commit your son to the curse of being a pizzamaker, a character actor in mob films, or a New Jersey nightclub promoter?
 
2013-01-24 09:56:48 AM
How am I supposed to coherently consider the kid's name when a new word has caused my synapses to keep schtum?
 
2013-01-24 09:57:25 AM

movieman_1979: Derwood: So you can only name your kid something that is directly tied to your own ethnicity? Who cares if she is/isn't Italian?

Pretty much this. At least it isn't Coco Riley (Courtney Cox and David Arquette), Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee), Memphis Eve (Bono) or Apple (Gywneth Paltrow).

Though I do have to say, Sage Moonblood (Stallone) and Moses Amadeus (Mia Farrow) are pretty badass.


These are people, not WoW characters.
 
2013-01-24 10:14:33 AM
Baconator?
 
2013-01-24 10:22:38 AM

Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.

Angel, or Angie?


I have a cousin who was adamant about her daughter Jaqueline NEVER being called 'jackie'. It was ALWAYS to be jaqueline, never any short form.

14 years later? People call her jack. Stupid story I know.

Also, did anyone click the link and swear at that picture of Adele? Jesus farking wept, is that the BEST stock image they have? It's horrible. She's not a hideous person, but that photo should be taken out and shot repeatedly then burned.
 
2013-01-24 10:26:27 AM

Cythraul: Angelo? How very Italian.


I've got a cousin named Angelo. But they come from the "weird" family, the one with 13 kids, where all the boys have long hairs, where boys have names ending in -O, and girls with name ending in -A. The first ones have pretty regular names, make Ronaldo, Malika or Joselito, but after a while, it becomes a bit tough to find new names that fit the pattern. "Cesario" was almost good, "Gigliola" was a bit weird, but a few in my families facepalmed at the birth of the lovel "Geronimo".

The ethnicity ? French-Portuguese
 
2013-01-24 10:26:31 AM
Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.
 
2013-01-24 10:34:50 AM
Well that's a load off my mind...
 
2013-01-24 10:39:03 AM
I wasn't sure if I'd ever heard Adele's full name, so I did a quick wiki and: Adele Laurie Blue Adkins.

I guess regular people name kids colors, too.
 
2013-01-24 10:40:12 AM

kroonermanblack: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.

Angel, or Angie?

I have a cousin who was adamant about her daughter Jaqueline NEVER being called 'jackie'. It was ALWAYS to be jaqueline, never any short form.


Jaqueline is hard to pronounce for non-French people. :/

Also, did anyone click the link and swear at that picture of Adele? Jesus farking wept, is that the BEST stock image they have? It's horrible. She's not a hideous person, but that photo should be taken out and shot repeatedly then burned.

She has on too much makeup, and it's not doing her any favors. She looks better with a lot less.


Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.


Chavs listen to Adele?
 
2013-01-24 10:45:06 AM
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2013-01-24 10:47:18 AM
or the last thing she ate

Chicken-fried Funyuns doesn't have quite the ring to it.
 
2013-01-24 10:48:24 AM

Cythraul: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.

Chavs listen to Adele?

Adele is a chav. She is Queen Chav.
 
2013-01-24 10:52:46 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Cythraul: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.

Chavs listen to Adele?
Adele is a chav. She is Queen Chav.


What is a chav? Urban Dictionary can't define it in less than a paragraph. Seems like British for douchebag but more specific than that.
 
2013-01-24 10:55:40 AM

forteblast: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Cythraul: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.

Chavs listen to Adele?
Adele is a chav. She is Queen Chav.

What is a chav? Urban Dictionary can't define it in less than a paragraph. Seems like British for douchebag but more specific than that.


Think of 'white trash,' only more British-y.
 
2013-01-24 11:44:24 AM

Mark Ratner: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
Angel, or Angie?
I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.


Jay.
 
2013-01-24 11:51:05 AM
With a name like Angelo James, he'll probably get nicknamed A.J. or Jamie or something.
 
2013-01-24 11:56:38 AM

Derwood: So you can only name your kid something that is directly tied to your own ethnicity?


Exactly.  Even though I am not Scandinavian, who says that I can't name my kids Odin, Thor or Loki?  Same goes for German names like Lothar, Wolfgang or Maximilian.
 
2013-01-24 12:00:52 PM

xanadian: Angelo? Is Adele Latin? Is her husband Latin? If not, it's still pretentious, but not as bad as Blue Labia or whatever that other poor kid was named...

In other news: Adele has been keeping schtum

Oy vey.


Hey - my mother is named Blue Labia. It's a family name!
 
2013-01-24 12:17:00 PM
"Adele reveals her baby's name. Unlike most celebrity baby names, it isn't a verb, a color, or the last thing she ate"

You can't just go and name a baby "Buffet". It simply won't work.
 
2013-01-24 12:17:09 PM

cryinoutloud: Mark Ratner: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
Angel, or Angie?
I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.

Jay.


My dad's name is Angelo and everyone calls him "Ang" (ANJJJJ).

I'm getting a bit butthurt over you farkers hating over the name, too.
 
2013-01-24 12:35:30 PM

Wizzywig: "Adele reveals her baby's name. Unlike most celebrity baby names, it isn't a verb, a color, or the last thing she ate"

You can't just go and name a baby "Buffet". It simply won't work.


Unless his first name is Jimmy.
 
2013-01-24 12:45:24 PM

DijitalDharma: cryinoutloud: Mark Ratner: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
Angel, or Angie?
I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.

Jay.

My dad's name is Angelo and everyone calls him "Ang" (ANJJJJ).

I'm getting a bit butthurt over you farkers hating over the name, too.


Last week some farker was making fun of the name "Chuck," which is my dad's name (his father went by Charles). Apparently that farker thinks Chuck is an immature name that males over 21 shouldn't use. I bet he wouldn't think that if he knew my dad.

Angelo is a fine name.
 
2013-01-24 12:48:58 PM
Using the Hero tag a little liberally, aren't we, subs?

"[HERO] Pop culture person decides not to take a shiat on the sidewalk today"
 
2013-01-24 01:06:58 PM

The Goddamn Batman: or the last thing she ate

Chicken-fried Funyuns doesn't have quite the ring to it.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-24 01:12:04 PM

Mike Chewbacca: DijitalDharma: cryinoutloud: Mark Ratner: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
Angel, or Angie?
I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.

Jay.

My dad's name is Angelo and everyone calls him "Ang" (ANJJJJ).

I'm getting a bit butthurt over you farkers hating over the name, too.

Last week some farker was making fun of the name "Chuck," which is my dad's name (his father went by Charles). Apparently that farker thinks Chuck is an immature name that males over 21 shouldn't use. I bet he wouldn't think that if he knew my dad.

Angelo is a fine name.


Thanks, sir. I dig Chuck, too. Makes me think a guy that wears a polo sweater on the weekdays while looking over financial figures and a lumberjack shirt on the weekends for when he's splitting wood.
 
2013-01-24 01:35:53 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Angelo is a fine name.


No it's not. It's a stupid name, and you should feel bad.

All Angelos and Chucks should be put in a national registry called the 'shame name list.' And every January 24th will Shame Day, where all Americans parade through the streets dressed up as various parodies of people named Angelo, and Chuck, and people can prank call everyone on the publicly listed shame name list.
 
2013-01-24 01:57:49 PM

Cythraul: Mike Chewbacca: Angelo is a fine name.

No it's not. It's a stupid name, and you should feel bad.

All Angelos and Chucks should be put in a national registry called the 'shame name list.' And every January 24th will Shame Day, where all Americans parade through the streets dressed up as various parodies of people named Angelo, and Chuck, and people can prank call everyone on the publicly listed shame name list.


So did you get ass raped by Angelo and Chuck? Or maybe just bullied a lot in school?
 
2013-01-24 01:58:24 PM
Angelo? I am okay with that. thank you Adele for not saddling your son with some insane first name.
 
2013-01-24 02:03:57 PM

Cythraul: Mike Chewbacca: Angelo is a fine name.

No it's not. It's a stupid name, and you should feel bad.

All Angelos and Chucks should be put in a national registry called the 'shame name list.' And every January 24th will Shame Day, where all Americans parade through the streets dressed up as various parodies of people named Angelo, and Chuck, and people can prank call everyone on the publicly listed shame name list.


You have given this a lot of thought, haven't you? (backs away, slowly.)
 
2013-01-24 02:10:53 PM

DijitalDharma: Mike Chewbacca: DijitalDharma: cryinoutloud: Mark Ratner: Cythraul: Mark Ratner: So, what's his nickname going to be? Angelo is too many syllables.
Angel, or Angie?
I thought about that, but those sound too feminine. "Jello" maybe? I think the kid is stuck with a three syllable name.

Jay.

My dad's name is Angelo and everyone calls him "Ang" (ANJJJJ).

I'm getting a bit butthurt over you farkers hating over the name, too.

Last week some farker was making fun of the name "Chuck," which is my dad's name (his father went by Charles). Apparently that farker thinks Chuck is an immature name that males over 21 shouldn't use. I bet he wouldn't think that if he knew my dad.

Angelo is a fine name.

Thanks, sir. I dig Chuck, too. Makes me think a guy that wears a polo sweater on the weekdays while looking over financial figures and a lumberjack shirt on the weekends for when he's splitting wood.


My dad was a welder for about 20 years and then got promoted to safety inspector.
 
2013-01-24 02:41:20 PM

Cythraul: Mike Chewbacca: Angelo is a fine name.

No it's not. It's a stupid name, and you should feel bad.

All Angelos and Chucks should be put in a national registry called the 'shame name list.' And every January 24th will Shame Day, where all Americans parade through the streets dressed up as various parodies of people named Angelo, and Chuck, and people can prank call everyone on the publicly listed shame name list.


/I laughed.
 
2013-01-24 03:09:35 PM

Cythraul: forteblast: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Cythraul: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.

Chavs listen to Adele?
Adele is a chav. She is Queen Chav.

What is a chav? Urban Dictionary can't define it in less than a paragraph. Seems like British for douchebag but more specific than that.

Think of 'white trash,' only more British-y.


And with a heaping helping of "wigger" thrown in for good measure.
 
2013-01-24 03:15:02 PM

Robo Beat: Cythraul: forteblast: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Cythraul: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Angelo is kind of a chav name.

Just sayin'.

If it wasn't a chav name it definitely will be now.

Chavs listen to Adele?
Adele is a chav. She is Queen Chav.

What is a chav? Urban Dictionary can't define it in less than a paragraph. Seems like British for douchebag but more specific than that.

Think of 'white trash,' only more British-y.

And with a heaping helping of "wigger" thrown in for good measure.


They prefer the term, 'urban white people.'
 
2013-01-24 03:28:55 PM
My husbands' name is Angelo, so I'm getting a kick....

/ Italian Stallion
 
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