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(Reuters)   "It was just like The Notebook, except with a knife"   (reuters.com) divider line 9
    More: Sad, knife, Old Wife  
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2013-01-24 08:10:16 AM
This is where a gun would have been handy.

His attempted suicide would have been an actual suicide if he used one
 
2013-01-24 08:26:13 AM
He killed his wife then cut himself up pretty bad without stopping to reload. He had too many cuts in that knife. We have to ban these high capacity knives.
 
2013-01-24 09:12:13 AM
If she had a knife this wouldn't have happened.

Nothing is as romantic as murder-suicide.
 
2013-01-24 09:37:34 AM
He probably wasn't a knife enthusiast, just an amateur knife owner.

Should have just OD'd on whatever meds were keeping them alive.
 
2013-01-24 09:41:24 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If she had a knife this wouldn't have happened.

Nothing is as romantic as murder-suicide.


I feel bear traps are the real answer. Because let's face it the woman was probably as feeble as they come. She can't be counted on for any sort of fear-inspiring stabbing motion or menacing barrel pointing. Bear traps are self-operating and stealthy enough to ward off any 90+ year old attacker.

Bear traps. Give Granny the medicated four hours of sleep she needs at night. (Void in some states. Not effective against burly homosexuals.)
 
2013-01-24 09:52:05 AM
He also said his wife was arguing and screaming at him all night and that he couldn't take it anymore,

"Given the facts, a murder charge was warranted,"
 
2013-01-24 09:52:57 AM
So... The Knifebook?
 
2013-01-24 09:57:56 AM
usually quotation marks indicate someone said the thing between them
 
2013-01-24 11:33:34 AM
I saw 'The Notebook.' A knife would have improved it.
 
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