AverageAmericanGuy: That's very nice. Next time just accept your award and return to your seat.Time and place, people.
Tuskan_Roeder: Know how I know the crowd was full of high schoolers? Because they can't sit for fifteen seconds during a speech without starting a loud-ass conversation with their friends......also because the headline said "High school senior..."....but mostly the obnoxious crowd........and the headline.....
CthulhuCalling: Why do they differentiate gay and lesbian?
Clemkadidlefark: Who gives shiat.Why do these people feel compelled to get up in public and proclaim their desire for sexual activity?Has never nade sense. Will continue to make no sense. I don't draw a crowd into the public square and announce my preferences. Neither do you, unless you're on Match.comThis bullshiat of public declaration is seedy and low life. Get a farking grip and deal with your own problems. Don't drag everyone else into it.
thursdaypostal: Gyrfalcon: All four? I mean, I give him/her/it/them credit, but I don't think you can be all four at the same time, especially if you're going transgender. I think you have to pick one.A transgendered person can be homosexual or bisexual.
wildcardjack: gingerjet: CthulhuCalling: Why do they differentiate gay and lesbian?Don't get me started. I was once called a self-hating gay because I used glbt instead of lgbt. I've since refused to use the god awful acronym at all/i laughed at the headline.ell - gee - bee - tee works smoother on the tongue than gee - ell - bee - tee.GBT might be the smoothest option but leaves out visions of lesbians writhing in passionate embrace for all the breeders.
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