Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.
Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."
JerkyMeat: That's why I went into the music business, then into advertising. To perpetuate the AT work drinking culture.
Flacman: Still better than 3/5ths
fusillade762: Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."Can't I do both?
FunkOut: If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.
Jon iz teh kewl: i wish the effects of marijuana only lasted less than an hour, so you could smoke it everyday.but unfortunately they seem to last 20-30 DAYS in most people.
enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.
D_Evans45: FunkOut: If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.If you can get by without habitually ingesting any thing, you are that much more of a man/woman in my book. It takes a pair of strong balls/ovaries to maintain sobriety after getting into a chemical dependence. Im jealous of all the people who can just go happily about their lives day in and day out without ever thinking about getting drunk/high. As a former drunk/junkie I cant remember a single day in years where I havent had the urge to soften the edges a bit./farking anxiety sucks
SmithHiller: Do they drink alone or drink with friends?
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