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(BBC)   2/3rds of adults turn to drinking to relax in the evening. Only 2/3rds?   ( divider line
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2013-01-24 10:36:26 AM  
And 1/3 of Fark Submitters don't know how to express fractions in writing.
2013-01-24 11:07:39 AM  

MikeSass: If you managed to follow that and it makes sense to you (it really shouldn't), you may have a drinking problem. It is 7am for crying out loud.

It didn't make sense to me. Mostly because this part:

you have a package of double stuff with 1/3 having regular filling, 1/3 having double stuff, and 1/3 having double plus 1/3 stuff.

Because it should be:
1/3 have single stuff
1/3 have double stuff
1/3 have triple stuff (not double plus 1/3)

/math compulsions suck
2013-01-24 11:09:54 AM  
I guess Subby never lived in a "dry" County
2013-01-24 11:59:11 AM  
I was watching an old "All Creatures Great and Small" episode, and each person had at least 5 whiskys in the course of the episode. That's not counting gin drinks or champers. If anything, we drink less now!
2013-01-24 12:58:44 PM  
Only 2/3rds?
Those with kids.
2013-01-24 03:55:23 PM  

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.

Light(en) up, Francis?

/for every beer you don't drink, I'm going to drink two
2013-01-24 06:31:06 PM  
Not 4/5ths???
2013-01-24 07:20:18 PM  

Mobutu: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say that the other 1/3 resort to bath salts.

i was gonna say that 1/4 use bath salts, and the remaining 1/5 use protein and weightlifting as a weigh of maintainng the "high"
2013-01-24 09:15:18 PM  
They wait until after work? How adorable.
2013-01-24 09:47:29 PM

Nothing wrong with some self medication if you don't have to drive anywhere.
2013-01-24 11:57:20 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."

I was going for "the other 1/3rd choose to classily inhale instead of chug," but that'll do.

/First time I've really been able to say "done in one"
2013-01-25 12:43:32 AM  
shiat... I'd never waste my weekend with drinking. That's what 4pm to 8pm weekdays is for.
2013-01-25 12:13:22 PM  
I drink at work sometimes, but I'm a bartender... I do, however, smoke weed almost incessantly.
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