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2013-01-23 11:44:46 PM
1/3 of adults have better drugs.
 
2013-01-24 12:33:43 AM
Does passing out count as relaxing?
 
2013-01-24 01:06:39 AM
"Employers should play their part and not actively promote an after-work drinking culture which leads into drinking more alcohol at home."

That's why I went into the music business, then into advertising. To perpetuate the AT work drinking culture.
 
2013-01-24 01:22:10 AM
i17.photobucket.com

Wait until they discover Drevii Curtius, which can combine work with drunk.
 
2013-01-24 01:24:16 AM
It's only "after work" drinking if you start after work. I start BEFORE work.
 
2013-01-24 02:31:24 AM

Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.


I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."
 
2013-01-24 02:32:10 AM
Not the Navy no more.

Link
 
2013-01-24 02:33:16 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."


I was going to say the other 1/3 work during the evening. I need a 9-5:30 or an 8-4:30 job.
 
2013-01-24 02:42:39 AM
Relax?
Well that would depend on your definition of relaxation.

I'd say only about 5% of those 2/3rds turn to drinking to "relax"

The other 95% are drinking to forget the horrors that are their inescapable realities.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:38 AM

JerkyMeat: That's why I went into the music business, then into advertising. To perpetuate the AT work drinking culture.


Funny. I was just discussing this with a relative today. Needed to send a "congrats" gift to someone and asked what they liked to drink. Awkward silence followed by "booze is NOT an appropriate gift for the office" admonishment.

I'm in the entertainment biz. We have a small bar set up in one corner of the office. Wine, Scotch and champagne are the standard gifts exchanged for congrats and thank yous. There has been open drinking and somewhat open drugs in every [type of business redacted for privacy] that I've ever worked in.

I'm comfortable with that corporate culture of recreational self-medication.
 
2013-01-24 02:53:36 AM
I dunno if I do it to relax... but I brewed a shiatload of apple wine, and I need to drink it before it goes bad...
 
2013-01-24 02:54:41 AM
Still better than 3/5ths
 
2013-01-24 02:56:33 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."


Can't I do both?
 
2013-01-24 02:56:38 AM

Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.


After drinking 8-9 drinks this evening just to calm my back and body pain out... which I don't need to usually- since I usually have some _______.
The blank is only an herb.
The pain comes back around 2 days without...

fark me, and fibromyalgia.
And fark you weekday alcohol.
/Yeah, He's probably talking about echinacea.
 
2013-01-24 02:58:02 AM

Flacman: Still better than 3/5ths


I see what you did there. Blurrily.
 
2013-01-24 02:58:30 AM
If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.
 
2013-01-24 03:00:25 AM

fusillade762: Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."

Can't I do both?


I just did. Nothing exploded.

/quite relaxed!
 
2013-01-24 03:18:58 AM

FunkOut: If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.



If you can get by without habitually ingesting any thing, you are that much more of a man/woman in my book. It takes a pair of strong balls/ovaries to maintain sobriety after getting into a chemical dependence. Im jealous of all the people who can just go happily about their lives day in and day out without ever thinking about getting drunk/high. As a former drunk/junkie I cant remember a single day in years where I havent had the urge to soften the edges a bit.

/farking anxiety sucks
 
2013-01-24 03:20:21 AM
2/3rds drink to relax? That's like half.
 
2013-01-24 03:26:21 AM
I would estimate it to be a little closer to a fifth.

/hic
 
2013-01-24 03:38:39 AM
Yes, but when you need to stop drinking for a while (long story), and pot isn't an option, life just sucks...

Besides, commenting in the politics tab will drive anyone to a bottle..
 
2013-01-24 03:44:44 AM
"Employers should play their part and not actively promote an after-work drinking culture which leads into drinking more alcohol at home."

That's going to hurt law firms. The after-work drinking culture starts your first week in law school and only gets more pronounced from there. Besides, all your best deal-making goes on in the bar after work, everyone knows that.
 
2013-01-24 03:50:22 AM
I've had to replace drinking with insomnia because I'd piss my bed after drinking enough alcohol to feel buzzed.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:56 AM
And in other news,1/3 of adults just get drunk in the morning.
 
2013-01-24 06:39:22 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."


Hear, Hear...

The older I get the more I prefer smoking a bowl at the end of the end over drinking.

Don't get me wrong, I like a few whiskeys when I'm watching hockey, particularly on the weekends, but weed is much easier on the body and being high is infinitely more enjoyable than being drunk.
 
2013-01-24 07:12:21 AM
The other 1/3 must not have children.
 
2013-01-24 07:21:44 AM
Well duh, 1/2 of the 2/3 that drink are drinking double to make up for the 1/3 that doesn't drink. See, in life, everyone gets an equal share of the booze. If 1/3 refuse their allotment, then it becomes available for those who want more. That means 2/3 of the population get to split 1/3 of the booze amongst themselves. But only 1/3 (1/2 of 2/3) of the drinking population wants more, so no allocation becomes necessary. Karma just makes it all work out beautifully. It is like double-stuff Oreos. (Not the new kind, the old kind with the really good filling.) In a regular Oreo the filling to cookie ratio is 1:2. In a double-stuff Oreo the ratio is 1:1. So if you extend the analogy, instead of having a package of regular Oreos that 1/3 have no filling, 1/3 have regular filling, and 1/3 have double-stuff, you have a package of double stuff with 1/3 having regular filling, 1/3 having double stuff, and 1/3 having double plus 1/3 stuff.

If you managed to follow that and it makes sense to you (it really shouldn't), you may have a drinking problem. It is 7am for crying out loud.
 
2013-01-24 07:35:53 AM
i wish the effects of marijuana only lasted less than an hour, so you could smoke it everyday.
but unfortunately they seem to last 20-30 DAYS in most people.
 
2013-01-24 07:37:19 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i wish the effects of marijuana only lasted less than an hour, so you could smoke it everyday.
but unfortunately they seem to last 20-30 DAYS in most people.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-24 07:39:58 AM
Works every time 60% of the time
 
2013-01-24 07:43:56 AM
I suspect farkers blow the curve. So to speak.
 
2013-01-24 07:44:58 AM
i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.
 
2013-01-24 07:52:59 AM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


that's better than me.
to relax i eat mcdonalds and drink dr pepper
 
2013-01-24 07:53:44 AM
The other 1/3 are responsible adults and good citizens that care about more than themselves?
 
2013-01-24 07:53:54 AM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


Have a cookie.
 
2013-01-24 07:54:04 AM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


We take drugs pretty seriously at our house.

/obscure?
 
2013-01-24 08:05:11 AM

D_Evans45: FunkOut: If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.


If you can get by without habitually ingesting any thing, you are that much more of a man/woman in my book. It takes a pair of strong balls/ovaries to maintain sobriety after getting into a chemical dependence. Im jealous of all the people who can just go happily about their lives day in and day out without ever thinking about getting drunk/high. As a former drunk/junkie I cant remember a single day in years where I havent had the urge to soften the edges a bit.

/farking anxiety sucks


a former fatty once told me that he still eats cake, albeit in smaller servings. Otherwise, he went from being controlled by the cake when he was fat to being controlled by the cake when he was skinny.

/cake-smoker
 
2013-01-24 08:07:30 AM

Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.


And 1/3 of that 1/3 have enough money to get every kind of said drugs

/cocaine's a hell of a drug
 
2013-01-24 08:14:37 AM
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"You know how most cops like to go out for a drink after work? Well, I kept moving on up... to the drink BEFORE work, the drink DURING work, and finally the drink INSTEAD OF work."
 
2013-01-24 08:26:03 AM
drinking what? formaldehyde?
 
2013-01-24 08:27:55 AM
Only in the evening?
 
2013-01-24 08:44:58 AM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


Will you be my designated driver?
 
2013-01-24 08:51:36 AM
I only drink after work, some evenings, because I don't want to go to some skeevy kid to buy cannabis anymore. I brew beer to give away and enjoy in small doses and I would love to add growing my own plants to that hobby.
 
2013-01-24 08:54:35 AM
I'll drink to that!
 
2013-01-24 08:58:39 AM
Do they drink alone or drink with friends?
 
2013-01-24 09:07:09 AM

FunkOut: If you can relax without ingesting chemicals to do so, you are a totes loseriffic.


Better than relaxing by being a shiaty troll I suppose.
 
2013-01-24 09:33:32 AM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


Link
 
2013-01-24 09:51:50 AM

SmithHiller: Do they drink alone or drink with friends?


They drink alone.
With nobody else.
You know when they drink alone
They prefer to be by themselves
 
2013-01-24 09:57:16 AM
the sample size is off. Most of the people who drink/ do drugs after work were probably to drunk/ high to care about being in a survey survey or they were passed out and unavailable for comment.
 
2013-01-24 09:59:17 AM

Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.


I was going to say that the other 1/3 resort to bath salts.
 
2013-01-24 10:36:26 AM
And 1/3 of Fark Submitters don't know how to express fractions in writing.
 
2013-01-24 11:07:39 AM

MikeSass: If you managed to follow that and it makes sense to you (it really shouldn't), you may have a drinking problem. It is 7am for crying out loud.


It didn't make sense to me. Mostly because this part:

you have a package of double stuff with 1/3 having regular filling, 1/3 having double stuff, and 1/3 having double plus 1/3 stuff.

Because it should be:
1/3 have single stuff
1/3 have double stuff
1/3 have triple stuff (not double plus 1/3)

/math compulsions suck
 
2013-01-24 11:09:54 AM
I guess Subby never lived in a "dry" County
 
2013-01-24 11:59:11 AM
I was watching an old "All Creatures Great and Small" episode, and each person had at least 5 whiskys in the course of the episode. That's not counting gin drinks or champers. If anything, we drink less now!
 
2013-01-24 12:58:44 PM
Only 2/3rds?
Those with kids.
 
2013-01-24 03:55:23 PM

enderthexenocide: i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and i never have. i've never been interested in it at all, i can't imagine the thought of taking something that will change my behavior or alter my perceptions. i like my behavior and my perceptions just fine. if i want to relax, i'll just listen to some heavy metal. i don't even like taking actual medicine.


Light(en) up, Francis?

/for every beer you don't drink, I'm going to drink two
 
2013-01-24 06:31:06 PM
Not 4/5ths???
 
2013-01-24 07:20:18 PM

Mobutu: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say that the other 1/3 resort to bath salts.


i was gonna say that 1/4 use bath salts, and the remaining 1/5 use protein and weightlifting as a weigh of maintainng the "high"
 
2013-01-24 09:15:18 PM
They wait until after work? How adorable.
 
2013-01-24 09:47:29 PM
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Nothing wrong with some self medication if you don't have to drive anywhere.
 
2013-01-24 11:57:20 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Sgygus: 1/3 of adults have better drugs.

I was going to say, "The other 1/3 smokes pot instead."


I was going for "the other 1/3rd choose to classily inhale instead of chug," but that'll do.

/First time I've really been able to say "done in one"
 
2013-01-25 12:43:32 AM
shiat... I'd never waste my weekend with drinking. That's what 4pm to 8pm weekdays is for.
 
2013-01-25 12:13:22 PM
I drink at work sometimes, but I'm a bartender... I do, however, smoke weed almost incessantly.
 
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