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(Dlisted)   You wouldn't know Jeremy Renner's knocked up ex-girlfriend, she's Canadian   (dlisted.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-23 08:25:01 PM
So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?
 
2013-01-23 09:09:14 PM
And she's hotter than all hell to boot.
 
2013-01-24 01:40:24 AM

rynthetyn: So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?


I smell a reality show...
 
2013-01-24 01:49:45 AM

fusillade762: rynthetyn: So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?

I smell a reality show...


I smell, "surrogate acting as a beard"...
 
2013-01-24 02:23:25 AM
Well, Hawkeye is the gayest Avenger.
 
2013-01-24 02:37:13 AM

rynthetyn: fusillade762: rynthetyn: So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?

I smell a reality show...

I smell, "surrogate acting as a beard"...


I could buy this, given Renner's latest tilt towards actioney guy movies.

Of course, NPH is doing just fine with his image among young males, and he's out and FAAAAAAABULOUS.

Whatever, I don't care what you like to stick your wingwong in dude, just keep being in awesome movies.
 
2013-01-24 02:55:50 AM
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He's always going to be this guy, no matter how many big roles he gets.
 
2013-01-24 02:56:39 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, Hawkeye is the gayest Avenger.


Wannabe green arrow
 
2013-01-24 03:01:07 AM

yukichigai: rynthetyn: fusillade762: rynthetyn: So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?

I smell a reality show...

I smell, "surrogate acting as a beard"...

I could buy this, given Renner's latest tilt towards actioney guy movies.

Of course, NPH is doing just fine with his image among young males, and he's out and FAAAAAAABULOUS.

Whatever, I don't care what you like to stick your wingwong in dude, just keep being in awesome movies.


NPH is also not playing the romantic hero in big, blockbuster action movies. The only out actor who falls into that category is Zachary Quinto with Star Trek and he wasn't out when he was cast. Not to mention that there were a lot of thinly veiled blind items before he came out suggesting that his people were trying to convince him to stay in the closet until after the second Star Trek for fear he'd be blamed if it flops.

As for Renner, dude's over 40, rich as all get out, and yet has shared a house with the same "roommate" for the past decade, while insisting he's "too busy with his career" to date. It's like something right out of the old Hollywood publicity machine. Also, he used to be a Lancome makeup artist, and while I've met straight male hair dressers, I've never met a straight male makeup guy.
 
2013-01-24 03:21:44 AM

rynthetyn: yukichigai: rynthetyn: fusillade762: rynthetyn: So the "ex-girlfriend" is living with him and his "roommate"? How stupid does he think we all are?

I smell a reality show...

I smell, "surrogate acting as a beard"...

I could buy this, given Renner's latest tilt towards actioney guy movies.

Of course, NPH is doing just fine with his image among young males, and he's out and FAAAAAAABULOUS.

Whatever, I don't care what you like to stick your wingwong in dude, just keep being in awesome movies.

NPH is also not playing the romantic hero in big, blockbuster action movies. The only out actor who falls into that category is Zachary Quinto with Star Trek and he wasn't out when he was cast. Not to mention that there were a lot of thinly veiled blind items before he came out suggesting that his people were trying to convince him to stay in the closet until after the second Star Trek for fear he'd be blamed if it flops.

As for Renner, dude's over 40, rich as all get out, and yet has shared a house with the same "roommate" for the past decade, while insisting he's "too busy with his career" to date. It's like something right out of the old Hollywood publicity machine. Also, he used to be a Lancome makeup artist, and while I've met straight male hair dressers, I've never met a straight male makeup guy.


I guess only if you look at all the factors you've mentioned, sure, the gay-dar goes off, but nothing in his movies or interviews set it off. Then again, I owned 2 cats until recently, lived with my sister until recently and am involved in the Scouting program. If that doesn't scream gay, I don't know what does.

//not gay
 
2013-01-24 03:27:13 AM

coeyagi: I guess only if you look at all the factors you've mentioned, sure, the gay-dar goes off, but nothing in his movies or interviews set it off. Then again, I owned 2 cats until recently, lived with my sister until recently and am involved in the Scouting program. If that doesn't scream gay, I don't know what does.

//not gay


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2013-01-24 03:27:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, Hawkeye is the gayest Avenger.


goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

Lots of straight guys run around in a skirt, and strap a purple dildo to their signature weapon.
 
2013-01-24 03:29:06 AM

Sgt Otter: AverageAmericanGuy: Well, Hawkeye is the gayest Avenger.

[goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 443x591]

Lots of straight guys run around in a skirt, and strap a purple dildo to their signature weapon.


I'm pretty sure that's his quiver.. but why are his arrows all super blunt?
 
2013-01-24 05:52:17 AM
This girl is just the oven. He's lived with the same guy for forever. I wish he felt safe enough to just step out of the sunlight. After NPH came out he did Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle & played alternate universe version of himself & did a darn good job. I don't see Barney Stinson & go "OMG NPH is gay & he shouldn't be playing a straight guy who loves 1 night stands with hot chicks."

Personally I don't care if an actor is gay. If I like them I'm still going to perv on them. Heck one of my biggest crushes I do believe is gay. I still totally perv on him & have gotten another friend hooked on him. It's not like I'm ever going to meet any of these guys. So who gives a rat's bum who they choose to sleep with in their spare time?
 
2013-01-24 06:51:07 AM

coeyagi: I guess only if you look at all the factors you've mentioned, sure, the gay-dar goes off, but nothing in his movies or interviews set it off. Then again, I owned 2 cats until recently, lived with my sister until recently and am involved in the Scouting program. If that doesn't scream gay, I don't know what does.

//not gay


Nope, nothing gay to see here folks!

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How dare you suggest that this bastion of heterosexuality is anything less than a manly pussy destroyer?

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2013-01-24 06:57:52 AM
I don't understand. How on earth can he, or his PR team possibly think they're fooling anyone? I mean, more power to him if he doesn't want to come out to the press (it's a very personal decision that no one can force), but the beard stories? What's the point? Who do they think is really going to buy that?
 
2013-01-24 07:28:11 AM
Renner just pulled a Brady, nothing to see here.
 
2013-01-24 09:37:10 AM
Onion article: Link
 
2013-01-24 09:54:42 AM
Hawkeye shoots straight.
 
2013-01-24 10:18:40 AM

unyon: And she's hotter than all hell to boot.


What is it about you Canadians and your women and the fact that most of them are smoking farking hawt?
 
2013-01-24 11:04:30 AM

Rwa2play: unyon: And she's hotter than all hell to boot.

What is it about you Canadians and your women and the fact that most of them are smoking farking hawt?


Cold air is good for your skin - that and the lack of sunlight make our women look really beautiful when they move to California and get their first tan.


/No, just kidding. Actually we set the uggos out on ice floes to die at birth.
//This. Is. TIMMINS!
 
2013-01-24 11:12:53 AM

nimawai: This girl is just the oven. He's lived with the same guy for forever. I wish he felt safe enough to just step out of the sunlight. After NPH came out he did Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle & played alternate universe version of himself & did a darn good job. I don't see Barney Stinson & go "OMG NPH is gay & he shouldn't be playing a straight guy who loves 1 night stands with hot chicks."

Personally I don't care if an actor is gay. If I like them I'm still going to perv on them. Heck one of my biggest crushes I do believe is gay. I still totally perv on him & have gotten another friend hooked on him. It's not like I'm ever going to meet any of these guys. So who gives a rat's bum who they choose to sleep with in their spare time?


I wish a major leading Hollywood star would rip of the beard and come out of the closet so I can go all Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard and yell "I don't care!"

/Straight
//Not narrow
 
2013-01-24 11:38:45 AM
Wait, Ron Jeremy did what???
 
2013-01-24 11:57:35 AM
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2013-01-24 01:08:33 PM
Ex-girlfriend in question:
xaxor.com
 
2013-01-24 03:21:59 PM

LonMead: Ex-girlfriend in question:
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Butterface.
 
2013-01-24 04:40:57 PM
Surrogate beard.
 
2013-01-24 06:15:00 PM
Sweet freakin' jeebuz!!
 
2013-01-24 09:57:17 PM
Funny but according to all the Farkers around here he's queer as a three dollar bill...

And yet it still found time to put his penis in a woman's vagina and ejaculate.
 
2013-01-25 08:59:01 AM

douchebag/hater: Funny but according to all the Farkers around here he's queer as a three dollar bill...

And yet it still found time to put his penis in a woman's vagina and ejaculate.


Hint: Gay males are capable of inserting their penises in vaginas and ejaculating. They just don't enjoy doing it. They're queer, not sterile.

Bonus hint: You're assuming Jeremy actually inserted his penis into this woman's vagina. For all we know, he could have jerked off into a turkey baster, handed it over to her and said, "Make me a sammich babby, woman!"
 
2013-01-25 10:21:06 PM
She looks like Elliot Spitzers $$ ex to me.
 
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