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11767 clicks; posted to Geek » on 24 Jan 2013 at 4:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-23 08:53:08 PM  
Christ is not an asshole! He's the son of God, etc.
2013-01-24 12:32:39 AM  
Explains patriarchal abuse, had to start somewhere. Bet one day a disciple was watching Jesus bathe and was like "Christ, what an asshole!"
2013-01-24 01:04:19 AM  
The "Love is..." and "Family Circus" ones just killed me. I'm dead now.
2013-01-24 01:04:25 AM  
That's pretty farking funny.
2013-01-24 01:04:27 AM
2013-01-24 01:12:21 AM
2013-01-24 01:23:18 AM
2013-01-24 01:26:13 AM  
This one changes the context in a pretty creepy way.
2013-01-24 01:32:10 AM
2013-01-24 01:54:11 AM  
he's all over the place. 900 feet up to 1300 feet
2013-01-24 02:16:49 AM
2013-01-24 03:01:01 AM
Christ, what an asswhole
2013-01-24 04:27:46 AM  
I think I shat myself laughing.

Props for the ElfQuest panels.
2013-01-24 04:32:20 AM  
2013-01-24 04:58:48 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: alexjoss:
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I spat.

(nicely done)
2013-01-24 05:05:40 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: alexjoss:

THAT, is comedy.
2013-01-24 06:21:14 AM  
The one with the pigs was awesome.
2013-01-24 06:24:36 AM  
It works for Fark comments, too.
2013-01-24 06:36:02 AM  
Dennis the Menace cartoons can be improved by adding Breaking Bad dialog to them as well.
2013-01-24 06:50:20 AM  

swahnhennessy: It works for Fark comments, too.

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-01-24 07:26:45 AM  
It's not often one is struck with such an epiphany. Mary Worth and Prince Valiant just cry out for the treatment.

PS: big fun on a rainy day, and good fun with children especially kids who need a little help. go through some unwanted comic books and white out the word balloons. then go through the book with your child and have them fill in the blanks, having all the characters talk about the child. have them say things they like about the child. by nature most people like to say nice things about themselves. this is entertaining on a rainy day and it helps kids build confidence and self-esteem. the child can also learn story telling and you can help them with their spelling and grammar.
2013-01-24 07:31:54 AM  
Dear Tom Batiuk,
2013-01-24 07:36:42 AM  
Old news is SO EXCITING!!!1!
2013-01-24 07:44:24 AM  
March 2010? Not exactly cutting edge with this article.
2013-01-24 07:45:08 AM
2013-01-24 07:45:43 AM  

Carth: March 2010? Not exactly cutting edge with this article.


Well, you get the picture.
2013-01-24 08:02:02 AM  
Asshole, what? A Christ.
2013-01-24 08:29:15 AM  

xanadian: Old news is SO EXCITING!!!1!

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-01-24 08:48:01 AM  

Carth: March 2010? Not exactly cutting edge with this article.

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-01-24 09:10:02 AM  

ModernLuddite: Asshole, what? A Christ.

This would be the perfect place to link one of those Jesus dildos, but I'm not going to do it.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 09:10:38 AM  
The first 60% were funny, the rest lame.
2013-01-24 09:20:31 AM  
Dilbert Hole.

That is all.
2013-01-24 09:24:25 AM  
dear modmins,
what you did out there on main page...
O_o .... ^_^

/thread jack over
//ass pennies
2013-01-24 09:29:36 AM

Christ, what an asshole!
2013-01-24 09:33:33 AM  

alexjoss: Christ is not an asshole! He's the son of God

Confusing Christ with his followers is a common mistake - though difficult to understand.
2013-01-24 10:16:48 AM  

".....what an asshole" seems to work just as well...
as does "....asshole"
or "....dick"
or "...what a dick"

/not really interesting at all
//bored but needed to generate the sounds of keystrokes from my cube...... ;p
2013-01-24 10:24:26 AM  
Works nicely for Facebook status updates and shared photos.
2013-01-24 11:05:14 AM

Christ, what an asshole!
2013-01-24 11:08:52 AM  
First I read that article, then I looked at a bunch of other ones (i.e., shame fat people into losing weight) and after each one I thought...
2013-01-24 12:00:22 PM
2013-01-24 12:05:13 PM  
I'd argue this could make any Family Circus comic actually funny.

whoever thought that trash was funny to begin with is the asshole, christ!
2013-01-24 12:07:30 PM  
What Batman arc is THAT bit from?
2013-01-24 12:10:46 PM  
Does it work with today's XKCD? Yes!
2013-01-24 12:21:25 PM

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-01-24 12:31:55 PM

Christ, what a unremarkable asshole.
2013-01-24 12:47:14 PM  

Gunderson: Christ, what an asshole!

Ok, this got me. That's my favorite one of those panels, and this thread has been killing me, but I've truly lost it now.

2013-01-24 12:51:34 PM  
The altered Family Circus one is the troof.
2013-01-24 01:48:41 PM  

Mad-Hamlet: What Batman arc is THAT bit from?

Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?

by Neil Gaiman and Andy Kubert. FANTASTIC. Highly recommend it.
2013-01-24 01:54:37 PM  
2013-01-24 02:51:42 PM  

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