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(Daily Mail)   So much for the star power of appearing in the Star Wars prequels. Anakin Skywalker was last seen growing a ridiculous molester beard and frequenting Thai massage parlors   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-01-23 11:07:14 PM
13 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
He's more asshole now than man.
2013-01-23 08:32:09 PM
12 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?


Jake Lloyd.
2013-01-23 09:59:22 PM
6 votes:

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.


Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.
2013-01-23 08:04:46 PM
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.


"I'll try flipping at Obi-Wan! THAT'S a good trick!"
2013-01-24 01:46:02 AM
3 votes:
Good lord that article was so poorly written it could've been one of the prequels.
2013-01-23 11:47:13 PM
3 votes:

FormlessOne: Forget the canonical crap. What in the hell is up with that "beard?" He looks like he glued the pubes of some 14-year-old fan onto his friggin' face. I've seen manlier facial hair on a goddamned kiwi fruit.


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Maybe he's doing it to pick up chicks and stuff. Hehehe yeah! Beards rule!
2013-01-23 10:31:06 PM
3 votes:
Hayden Christensen's beard?

What's her name?
2013-01-23 11:42:40 PM
2 votes:

Flappyhead: God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.

Slaughtering sand people like animals.


Sand people got
No reason
Sand people got
No reason
Sand people got
No reason to live.
2013-01-23 11:11:46 PM
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.


Slaughtering sand people like animals.
2013-01-23 08:00:00 PM
2 votes:
How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.
2013-01-24 05:48:17 AM
1 votes:
I thought it was about Jake Lloyd too.

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2013-01-24 02:04:59 AM
1 votes:

4NSpy: Didn't he make some serious bank on those movies?

If I had that kind of money, you better believe I'd be rocking sweats 24/7 and getting massages daily. Only difference would be that I can grow a mean beard.

Didn't he say he was retiring after the SW movies to become an architect?


Funny you mention that, because after he completed Life As A House he said he was going to retire to be a gay jedi.
2013-01-24 01:51:01 AM
1 votes:
jake calls 'em give up on life pants
2013-01-24 12:36:18 AM
1 votes:

Thanks for the Meme-ries: He's more asshole now than man.


Somewhere in Jackson, MS, there's a bar table covered in bourbon & Coke.

+1
2013-01-24 12:33:39 AM
1 votes:
Please, subby, the pain runs too deep.

I've spent the last decade trying to block the memory of anything Star Wars related after 1983.
2013-01-23 11:22:55 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films? Are they going to do the Clone Wars movie that they should have done in the prequels? Good luck getting Ewan McGregor.


He's busy doing PSAs

i291.photobucket.com
2013-01-23 11:14:12 PM
1 votes:

Flappyhead: God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.

Slaughtering sand people like animals.


Getting his ass handed to him on a volcano.
2013-01-23 11:02:11 PM
1 votes:
If you're trying to grow a beard and it looks like an old woman's pubes, maybe you should stop.
2013-01-23 10:59:03 PM
1 votes:

mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.


Not only that, but how do bad guys start? They start as kids who usually get disillusioned and pissed off as teenagers. I'm tired of these whiny emo people whining about how "emo" Anakin was... Jesus, I've had 2 teenagers, they're pissy little shiats, no matter what.

On another note, it's crap like this that makes me hate DailyFail:

Hayden, 31, looked like a satisfied man when he emerged from the parlour, wearing a happy smile on his face.

Annoying gossipy snark...
2013-01-23 09:04:55 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.


Killing more younglings.
2013-01-23 08:56:41 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?


Whining.
2013-01-23 08:37:56 PM
1 votes:

calbert: Jake Lloyd.


Jesus, if I sat closer to my laptop you'd owe me a new one.
2013-01-23 08:25:01 PM
1 votes:
Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?
 
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