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(Daily Mail)   So much for the star power of appearing in the Star Wars prequels. Anakin Skywalker was last seen growing a ridiculous molester beard and frequenting Thai massage parlors   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
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2013-01-23 08:00:00 PM
How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.
 
2013-01-23 08:04:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.


"I'll try flipping at Obi-Wan! THAT'S a good trick!"
 
2013-01-23 08:05:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.


To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.
 
2013-01-23 08:07:55 PM
It seems Hayden Christensen could be ripe for appearing in a new Star Wars film.

No. Please God no.
 
2013-01-23 08:25:01 PM
Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?
 
2013-01-23 08:32:09 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?


Jake Lloyd.
 
2013-01-23 08:37:56 PM

calbert: Jake Lloyd.


Jesus, if I sat closer to my laptop you'd owe me a new one.
 
2013-01-23 08:45:04 PM
What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films? Are they going to do the Clone Wars movie that they should have done in the prequels? Good luck getting Ewan McGregor.
 
2013-01-23 08:56:41 PM

Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?


Whining.
 
2013-01-23 09:04:21 PM
Hayden "NOOoooOOOooo!" Christianson and Nicholas Cage, plus it's directed by a stunt man? I bet we have some potential Oscar nominations here.

At least the writer's work has good reviews, though how much of that is due to him I don't know.
 
2013-01-23 09:04:55 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.


Killing more younglings.
 
2013-01-23 09:25:46 PM

calbert: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?

Jake Lloyd.


DNRTA, and I thought it *was* about Jake Lloyd.
 
2013-01-23 09:59:22 PM

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.


Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.
 
2013-01-23 10:20:10 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.


Getting the sand out of his asscrack.
 
2013-01-23 10:31:06 PM
Hayden Christensen's beard?

What's her name?
 
2013-01-23 10:38:47 PM
Meh, he gets a pass from me simply because I got laid once by convincing a chick that I was related to him (we share a last name).
 
2013-01-23 10:46:11 PM
I guess I have no room to complain about my somewhat-uneven facial hair, looking at the pubebomination on his mug.
 
2013-01-23 10:51:41 PM
It's not like the original trilogy gave the actors star power either, with the exception of Harrison Ford.
 
2013-01-23 10:53:01 PM
WOLFMAN!!


/seriously, that' not a beard
 
2013-01-23 10:53:17 PM
I don't get guys with less facial hair than a girl trying to grow beards. It just looks so damn pathetic.
 
2013-01-23 10:54:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: calbert: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Wow, that motherfarker does NOT want to be recognized. Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?

Jake Lloyd.

DNRTA, and I thought it *was* about Jake Lloyd.


Me, too.
 
2013-01-23 10:55:15 PM
Is he at least doing his own voice in the cartoon?...[checks]...idiot.
 
2013-01-23 10:59:03 PM

mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.


Not only that, but how do bad guys start? They start as kids who usually get disillusioned and pissed off as teenagers. I'm tired of these whiny emo people whining about how "emo" Anakin was... Jesus, I've had 2 teenagers, they're pissy little shiats, no matter what.

On another note, it's crap like this that makes me hate DailyFail:

Hayden, 31, looked like a satisfied man when he emerged from the parlour, wearing a happy smile on his face.

Annoying gossipy snark...
 
2013-01-23 11:01:35 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Also, who is out trying to photograph Hayden Christianson?


Someone whose panties are all wet thinking about him and Nicolas Cage I guess...
 
2013-01-23 11:01:38 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: calbert: Jake Lloyd.

Jesus, if I sat closer to my laptop you'd owe me a new one.


Is Jake Lloyd hot or something?
 
2013-01-23 11:02:11 PM
If you're trying to grow a beard and it looks like an old woman's pubes, maybe you should stop.
 
2013-01-23 11:03:12 PM
My facial hair isn't far off when I let it grow out. I hate shaving, but it's better than that.
 
2013-01-23 11:07:14 PM
i291.photobucket.com
He's more asshole now than man.
 
2013-01-23 11:11:10 PM
Honestly, the whole story of Anakin makes no sense.

Anakin didn't turn evil for ANY good reason. He had nothing to gain from turning into Darth Vader. He wasn't concerned about personal power, or using his power to control people. He craved respect, but that was about it. Was he truly so "pissed off at the world" after his wife died that he spent the next 30 years or so killing people? That would mean he was just a pure psychopath, and was NEVER a good guy at all. Maybe that's the case. But that's not the story that Lucas told. We're supposed to believe that Vader was a good guy, got turned into a bad guy (again, how? why?), and turned into a good guy again by...refusing to kill his son.

It's just horrible. The prequels were a *horrible* idea.
 
2013-01-23 11:11:46 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.


Slaughtering sand people like animals.
 
2013-01-23 11:12:32 PM

mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.


Not to mention Luke kept his father's last name.
 
2013-01-23 11:14:12 PM

Flappyhead: God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.

Slaughtering sand people like animals.


Getting his ass handed to him on a volcano.
 
2013-01-23 11:16:15 PM

realmolo: Anakin didn't turn evil for ANY good reason. He had nothing to gain from turning into Darth Vader. He wasn't concerned about personal power, or using his power to control people. He craved respect, but that was about it. Was he truly so "pissed off at the world" after his wife died that he spent the next 30 years or so killing people? That would mean he was just a pure psychopath, and was NEVER a good guy at all. Maybe that's the case. But that's not the story that Lucas told. We're supposed to believe that Vader was a good guy, got turned into a bad guy (again, how? why?), and turned into a good guy again by...refusing to kill his son.


He had 12+ years of direct influence by a Sith Lord. I've always assumed that it was more than just ideas planted into his head by Sidious but subtle dark side coercion. That is why, when he finally snapped, he was 100% under Sidious' control.

/of course I could be wrong
 
2013-01-23 11:18:13 PM

12349876: It's not like the original trilogy gave the actors star power either, with the exception of Harrison Ford.


That's pretty much because of him being Indy as well.
 
2013-01-23 11:19:53 PM

realmolo: It's just horrible. The prequels were a *horrible* idea.


The prequels were badly written and directed.  But they weren't a *horrible* idea.  Lucas is best when he outlines a story and let someone else run with it. Lucas has completely mismanaged his franchise.  He could of easily kicked out a dozen successful movies in the Star Wars universe if he would of just let go sooner.
 
2013-01-23 11:20:26 PM

mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.


It's not like Obi Wan didn't lie about everything else...
 
2013-01-23 11:22:55 PM

Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films? Are they going to do the Clone Wars movie that they should have done in the prequels? Good luck getting Ewan McGregor.


He's busy doing PSAs

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 11:23:01 PM

SithLord: Flappyhead: God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.

Slaughtering sand people like animals.

Getting his ass handed to him on a volcano.


Never giving you up.
 
2013-01-23 11:24:30 PM
that pic reminds me of Jackass 2 when they made a fake beard made of pubes and stuck it on Ehren Mcghehey (however the fark you spell it). They did an entire skit just so they could glue their pubes on his face.
 
2013-01-23 11:31:27 PM
Forget the canonical crap. What in the hell is up with that "beard?" He looks like he glued the pubes of some 14-year-old fan onto his friggin' face. I've seen manlier facial hair on a goddamned kiwi fruit.
 
2013-01-23 11:41:36 PM
Some people just do not grow beards well.

And yeah, I thought for sure it was gonna be about Jake Lloyd. Now THIS is a happy ending!
 
2013-01-23 11:42:40 PM

Flappyhead: God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: What would Hayden Christianson be doing in new SW films?

Whining.

Killing more younglings.

Holding us all the way he did by the lake at Naboo.

Slaughtering sand people like animals.


Sand people got
No reason
Sand people got
No reason
Sand people got
No reason to live.
 
2013-01-23 11:43:22 PM
As easy

mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.


This. Its too easy to hate Hayden's terrible portrayal as pre-Darth. It doesn't acknowledge that he had literally no chance, with one of the worst directors ever who wrote some of the most stagnantly stilted dialog of all time. "I don't like sand, it gets everywhere"? Really? Give that line to DDL. Okay, not fair, DDL would drink that line's milkshake, but few other actors could make it sensible.

Hayden's first role after pre-Darth was a film called "Shattered Glass". I challenge any of you to watch it and remain of the opinion that he cannot act.
 
2013-01-23 11:43:46 PM
I want somebody to pay the Iron Sheik to re-dub all of Anakin's lines in Episodes 2 & 3 in his own inimitable style.

/Plus he has better facial hair
 
2013-01-23 11:47:13 PM

FormlessOne: Forget the canonical crap. What in the hell is up with that "beard?" He looks like he glued the pubes of some 14-year-old fan onto his friggin' face. I've seen manlier facial hair on a goddamned kiwi fruit.


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Maybe he's doing it to pick up chicks and stuff. Hehehe yeah! Beards rule!
 
2013-01-23 11:51:15 PM
FTFA:

"But no doubt his burgeoning female fanbase would rather he use a razor than the force as he looked far from his usual heartthrob"

LOL When was his sad talentless a$$ ever considered remotely close to a hearthrob. Also, who uses that term to describe anyone?
I laughed harder at 'burgeoning female fanbase'.
 
2013-01-23 11:54:25 PM
Not sure if jedi or Eagles WR.....
 
2013-01-24 12:08:55 AM

Funbags: As easy mahuika: scottydoesntknow: How times have changed: He was famous for his fresh faced good looks when he starred as Anakin Skywalker

No he wasn't. He was famous for turning one of the most iconic villains in movie history into a whiny emo crybaby.

To be fair to Christensen, Lucas did that. And he'd kind of written himself into a corner in the original trilogy, since everyone always says "He's so much like his father!" whenever Luke starts whining or being annoying. You walk away with the distinct impression that Anakin was an arrogant, immature POS.

This. Its too easy to hate Hayden's terrible portrayal as pre-Darth. It doesn't acknowledge that he had literally no chance, with one of the worst directors ever who wrote some of the most stagnantly stilted dialog of all time. "I don't like sand, it gets everywhere"? Really? Give that line to DDL. Okay, not fair, DDL would drink that line's milkshake, but few other actors could make it sensible.

Hayden's first role after pre-Darth was a film called "Shattered Glass". I challenge any of you to watch it and remain of the opinion that he cannot act.


Every time he says "Milady" in those movies I cringe so hard I strain a muscle.
 
2013-01-24 12:15:03 AM
He is one of the main reasons these movies sucked.
 
2013-01-24 12:15:28 AM
I remember thinking after seeing Christensen's version of Anakin that they should've had Nick Stahl do the role if they were going to play it that way. He looks like Hamill and could do a better job playing someone who is kind of a pussy yet still menacing (e.g. Bully).
 
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