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(ARL Now)   .... the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report "spreads his anus open and proclaims, 'Who wants some?'"   ( divider line
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2013-01-23 07:46:47 PM  
9 votes:
2013-01-23 08:08:53 PM  
7 votes:
The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins.

This article reads like the E! True Hollywood Story for Super Mario.
2013-01-23 08:22:57 PM  
5 votes:
2013-01-23 08:10:28 PM  
5 votes:
Gootse thread!
2013-01-23 08:07:00 PM  
5 votes:
Mind if I ass you a few questions?
2013-01-23 09:07:06 PM  
4 votes:
2013-01-23 08:16:24 PM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: [ image 750x600]

Don't forget the perfect mugs to dip them in.
2013-01-23 08:10:11 PM  
3 votes:
We call that 'Wednesday' around here.
2013-01-23 11:11:03 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-23 09:33:56 PM  
2 votes:

AbiNormal: Igor Jakovsky: W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.

Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?

I don't think anybody is going to click a link in this thread.

/I'm dumb, but not that dumb.

i got on fark because of some article i read where the guy said, "I'd no sooner do that than I would click on a link at"

I came right over.
2013-01-23 08:27:31 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-23 08:18:51 PM  
2 votes:
Now everyone knows what the goat sees.
2013-01-23 08:17:59 PM  
2 votes:
hey, this guy is paying off!
/too big to post
2013-01-23 11:15:18 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe that old goat is still giving after all these years.


Was his girlfriend asked for comment?
2013-01-23 10:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-23 09:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
This is the kind of guy I would like to invite to my Lemon Party.
2013-01-23 08:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-23 08:43:23 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-23 08:15:34 PM  
1 vote:

2013-01-23 08:12:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-23 08:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's always nice when they assist with their cavity search.
2013-01-23 08:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
Did he just hold his anus open or did he pull and retract with his hands in an attempt to mimic the motion of speech? Amateur journalist, just not asking the right questions.
2013-01-23 08:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
I guess that's better than "GET IN THE CLOWN'S MOUTH!!"
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