Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ARL Now)   .... the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report "spreads his anus open and proclaims, 'Who wants some?'"   (arlnow.com) divider line 26
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

10940 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 8:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-01-23 08:16:24 PM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Don't forget the perfect mugs to dip them in.

www.regretsy.com
2013-01-23 07:55:37 PM  
3 votes:
I'm fairly sure that any response I can make to this article would get me hit with the ban hammer... So I'm just going to sit back and watch.  Popcorn, anyone?
2013-01-23 07:46:47 PM  
3 votes:
cookies?

i36.photobucket.com
2013-01-23 08:21:32 PM  
2 votes:
Bronzemom:

you can get banned from fark? Who knew?
crap, what do you have to do?


Posting photos of deformed dead babies might do it. It's better to link to the image with a a warning about it being graphic, disturbing or NSFW, or better still to say something like "If you want to see graphic and disturbing photos of deformed dead babies there are plenty on Google."

I once posted a photo of my penis to Usenet. People complained because it was a non-binaries group and I used the wrong lens. I'm not foing anything like that here: y'all will just have to take my word for it that I really do have a penis.
2013-01-23 08:11:42 PM  
2 votes:
It's always nice when they assist with their cavity search.
2013-01-23 11:08:44 PM  
1 votes:
susler: I would love to give the cops the benefit of doubt here but my guess is that's b/c there was a room full of witnesses.

Had they been alone with him, I think he would either be dead or seriously seriously injured.


My thoughts on action actually goes to the cops on this one (and I am far away from being an LEO defender).

Cops responded on a resident at a treatment center that was freaking out. Resorted to tazer to subdue. Decided to hold charges (assault on an LEO, public nuisance, public intoxication, and God knows what else they could've charged him with), and process him through channels that could (hopefully) rehabilitate. Sadly, recidivism rates are insanely high for most processes like that. No, I will not provide data for you. Learn to use Google like a normal person.

It'd be awesome if we reformed our drug laws, but, of course, that would take money out of the pockets of too many Rich White Folks who have already purchased their own politicians. Not gonna happen.

God forbid we do something rational, instead of allowing our politicians to go on vacations courtesy of lobbyists from the alcohol, tobacco, or pharma interests.. That would just be dumb. Let's let lobbyists keep pumping money into their own pockets to get their way. That's the ticket.
2013-01-23 10:37:20 PM  
1 votes:
No charges have been filed against the man; police say they are more concerned with getting him proper mental assistance.

I would love to give the cops the benefit of doubt here but my guess is that's b/c there was a room full of witnesses.

Had they been alone with him, I think he would either be dead or seriously seriously injured.
2013-01-23 09:51:41 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.

Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?


Who has the advantage after someone may have handled one of your 'pennies' then made you a sandwich?
2013-01-23 09:44:40 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: fusillade762: The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 495x350]

Feels his pain.

Hah! I'll never forget those incidents on Grimm. "He's eating paperclips...goddamn, he eating his sofa."

The police report linked to here is beyond a doubt, the most farked up one I have ever read.


This one is pretty good, too.

Venice man Gregory Matthew Bruni arrested for naked rampage inside North Fort Myers home

They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down.

The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it.

The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor.

The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, but missed and hit a wall.

Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims' son's bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report.

The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni.

Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking, but not making sense.

Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out.
2013-01-23 09:27:53 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.

Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?


I don't think anybody is going to click a link in this thread.

/I'm dumb, but not that dumb.
2013-01-23 09:07:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.majhost.com
2013-01-23 08:45:10 PM  
1 votes:

lantawa: : "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!

This is one of those Pink Flamingo deals. Feeeelthy..............


Oh, man...just don't. When I worked at an arthouse theater, we could always tell when that movie was done by the screams, groans and retching sounds coming from the house.
2013-01-23 08:45:08 PM  
1 votes:
Hello.jpg
2013-01-23 08:38:38 PM  
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.


Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?
2013-01-23 08:27:31 PM  
1 votes:
i112.photobucket.com
2013-01-23 08:26:19 PM  
1 votes:

Bronzemom: you can get banned from fark? Who knew? crap, what do you have to do?


Calling out trolls is the most sure-fire way to get the banhammer.
2013-01-23 08:22:57 PM  
1 votes:
cache.gizmodo.com
2013-01-23 08:18:51 PM  
1 votes:
Now everyone knows what the goat sees.
2013-01-23 08:15:34 PM  
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"................."
2013-01-23 08:12:55 PM  
1 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2013-01-23 08:10:11 PM  
1 votes:
We call that 'Wednesday' around here.
2013-01-23 08:09:28 PM  
1 votes:
Did he just hold his anus open or did he pull and retract with his hands in an attempt to mimic the motion of speech? Amateur journalist, just not asking the right questions.
2013-01-23 08:08:53 PM  
1 votes:
The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins.



This article reads like the E! True Hollywood Story for Super Mario.
2013-01-23 08:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
I guess that's better than "GET IN THE CLOWN'S MOUTH!!"
2013-01-23 08:07:00 PM  
1 votes:
Mind if I ass you a few questions?
2013-01-23 07:55:26 PM  
1 votes:
The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

ic.pics.livejournal.com

Feels his pain.
 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report