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(ARL Now)   .... the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report "spreads his anus open and proclaims, 'Who wants some?'"   (arlnow.com) divider line 116
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2013-01-23 07:46:47 PM
cookies?

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 07:55:26 PM
The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

ic.pics.livejournal.com

Feels his pain.
 
2013-01-23 07:55:37 PM
I'm fairly sure that any response I can make to this article would get me hit with the ban hammer... So I'm just going to sit back and watch.  Popcorn, anyone?
 
2013-01-23 08:07:00 PM
Mind if I ass you a few questions?
 
2013-01-23 08:07:06 PM

fusillade762: The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 495x350]

Feels his pain.


MATTRESS-CIDE!!!
 
2013-01-23 08:07:54 PM
18 years old.  He's a farking kid, and he's already this farked up.  Maybe he'll get some help, but probably not.
 
2013-01-23 08:08:22 PM
Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.
 
2013-01-23 08:08:39 PM
I guess that's better than "GET IN THE CLOWN'S MOUTH!!"
 
2013-01-23 08:08:53 PM
The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins.



This article reads like the E! True Hollywood Story for Super Mario.
 
2013-01-23 08:09:03 PM

cretinbob: cookies?

[i36.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Hurk. I could probably never eat that. Maybe with a gun to my head, or if I were really really high.
 
2013-01-23 08:09:25 PM
you can get banned from fark? Who knew?
crap, what do you have to do?
 
2013-01-23 08:09:28 PM
Did he just hold his anus open or did he pull and retract with his hands in an attempt to mimic the motion of speech? Amateur journalist, just not asking the right questions.
 
2013-01-23 08:09:47 PM

timujin: I'm fairly sure that any response I can make to this article would get me hit with the ban hammer... So I'm just going to sit back and watch.  Popcorn, anyone?


Summon rogrog
 
2013-01-23 08:10:11 PM
We call that 'Wednesday' around here.
 
2013-01-23 08:10:28 PM
Gootse thread!

media1.break.com
 
2013-01-23 08:11:42 PM
It's always nice when they assist with their cavity search.
 
2013-01-23 08:12:55 PM
img29.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-23 08:13:23 PM

Bronzemom: you can get banned from fark? Who knew?
crap, what do you have to do?


Thread jack! You just made the list. Read the faq, jack.
 
2013-01-23 08:14:17 PM

Fano: Summon rogrog


Who is alive and well on G+, FWIW.
 
2013-01-23 08:15:19 PM
It never said whether or not any of the cops took him up on his offer.....
 
2013-01-23 08:15:34 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"................."
 
2013-01-23 08:16:24 PM

cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Don't forget the perfect mugs to dip them in.

www.regretsy.com
 
2013-01-23 08:17:59 PM
Link
hey, this guy is paying off!
/too big to post
 
2013-01-23 08:18:51 PM
Now everyone knows what the goat sees.
 
2013-01-23 08:19:50 PM
And they claim that romance is dead...
 
2013-01-23 08:20:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

www.biography.com
www.eurail.com
 
2013-01-23 08:21:32 PM
Bronzemom:

you can get banned from fark? Who knew?
crap, what do you have to do?


Posting photos of deformed dead babies might do it. It's better to link to the image with a a warning about it being graphic, disturbing or NSFW, or better still to say something like "If you want to see graphic and disturbing photos of deformed dead babies there are plenty on Google."

I once posted a photo of my penis to Usenet. People complained because it was a non-binaries group and I used the wrong lens. I'm not foing anything like that here: y'all will just have to take my word for it that I really do have a penis.
 
2013-01-23 08:22:57 PM
cache.gizmodo.com
 
2013-01-23 08:23:54 PM
: "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!

This is one of those Pink Flamingo deals. Feeeelthy..............
 
2013-01-23 08:26:18 PM
I hear it tastes like calamari
 
2013-01-23 08:26:19 PM

Bronzemom: you can get banned from fark? Who knew? crap, what do you have to do?


Calling out trolls is the most sure-fire way to get the banhammer.
 
2013-01-23 08:27:26 PM
Wow, a goatse thread.
 
2013-01-23 08:27:31 PM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 08:29:14 PM

Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 315x275]


That's not a door, that's Reba the Mail Lady!
 
2013-01-23 08:29:59 PM
i116.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 08:30:24 PM
I could sure use some candy right now.

www.goetzecandy.com
 
2013-01-23 08:30:44 PM

Fano: timujin: I'm fairly sure that any response I can make to this article would get me hit with the ban hammer... So I'm just going to sit back and watch.  Popcorn, anyone?

Summon rogrog


Good times, good times. The Russian Roulette of links.
 
2013-01-23 08:32:06 PM

Doktor_Zhivago:


Goates.se?

Christmas Islands are just a little further south.
 
IP
2013-01-23 08:33:01 PM
Sick bastards.

/I LOL'd
 
2013-01-23 08:35:35 PM
It must suck to be possessed by Kirk Johnson.
 
2013-01-23 08:38:38 PM

W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.


Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?
 
2013-01-23 08:39:06 PM
Seriously now, what is this guy's Fark handle?
 
2013-01-23 08:42:20 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 750x600]

Don't forget the perfect mugs to dip them in.

[www.regretsy.com image 580x435]


The cookies, I had seen before. The mugs, I hadn't. LOL a bunch.
 
2013-01-23 08:43:23 PM
Dad?
 
2013-01-23 08:45:08 PM
Hello.jpg
 
2013-01-23 08:45:10 PM

lantawa: : "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!

This is one of those Pink Flamingo deals. Feeeelthy..............


Oh, man...just don't. When I worked at an arthouse theater, we could always tell when that movie was done by the screams, groans and retching sounds coming from the house.
 
2013-01-23 08:46:12 PM

The One True TheDavid: Bronzemom:

you can get banned from fark? Who knew?
crap, what do you have to do?

Posting photos of deformed dead babies might do it.


Some people just have no sense of humor.
 
2013-01-23 08:48:35 PM
The man has voluntarily committed himself for psychiatric evaluation and nobody was hurt in the incident.

I disagree.
Everybody hurts.
www.mtvhive.com
 
2013-01-23 08:48:40 PM

Deacon Blue: 18 years old.  He's a farking kid, and he's already this farked up.  Maybe he'll get some help, but probably not.


Universal access to healthcare is socialismz.
 
2013-01-23 08:49:23 PM

Igor Jakovsky: W.C.fields forever: Ass pennies??? Why do I know this term,FARK?
Enlighten me.

//I'm scared.

Because you watched Upright Citizens Brigade or someone else on here did?

NSFW because ass?


That was.Awesome.
 
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