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(Jezebel)   German military, 1943: Blitzkrieg. German military, 2013: Titzkrieg   (jezebel.com) divider line 91
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2013-01-23 05:54:12 PM  
Titzkrieg, you say?

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2013-01-23 06:30:23 PM  
Luftwaffe bra, titzkrieg flop!
 
2013-01-23 07:05:53 PM  
This time they'll see it coming.
 
2013-01-23 07:43:58 PM  
Good news for all those women who can't afford boob jobs.
 
2013-01-23 07:53:02 PM  
Mein Gott!
 
2013-01-23 07:59:54 PM  
Well that sucks
 
2013-01-23 08:37:37 PM  
Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.
 
2013-01-23 08:43:18 PM  

mr_a: Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.


I was waiting for this.
 
2013-01-23 08:43:53 PM  
Dozens of soldiers it the Wachbataillon...are developing breasts on their left side because of the way they drill. It turns out that repeatedly slapping your chest in the same exact spot with heavy rifles can stimulate glands to produce hormones and cause a condition called one sided gynecomastia. (I'm sure the Germans have a single word for it but I don't know what it is.)

Linksseitenboobenwachsen
 
2013-01-23 08:54:46 PM  

fusillade762: Good news for all those women who can't afford boob jobs.


Or twelve year old girls who can't wait for nature to take its course.
 
2013-01-23 08:58:53 PM  
cue new genre of german porn in tsei...twein...
 
2013-01-23 09:01:48 PM  
Some things get better with age
 
2013-01-23 09:03:13 PM  
"Will we survive...the Titzkrieg!"
 
2013-01-23 09:05:11 PM  
Breast envy is just ugly, jezebel.
 
2013-01-23 09:05:33 PM  
Man, this is not what I thought they meant by übersoldat.
 
2013-01-23 09:06:24 PM  
Rule 34.

German Rule 34.
 
2013-01-23 09:06:28 PM  

mr_a: Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.


This. By 1943 it was more Ohsh*tskreig.
 
2013-01-23 09:07:44 PM  

mr_a: Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.


Let's be fair; the blitzkrieg was used up by the fall of 1940.

Germany was so over-hyped by a weak early schedule, they should get an invitation to the SEC.
 
2013-01-23 09:09:03 PM  
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2013-01-23 09:09:34 PM  
I must say, I was most disappointed in what this article ended up being about
 
2013-01-23 09:10:59 PM  
Mein Gott!
 
2013-01-23 09:12:28 PM  
Other runners-up for this headline:

East German women's Olympic team joins the army.
German soldiers perfecting the art of distracting your enemy
German porn just got even more interesting
French army will grow balls when German army grows tits.  Oh.
Modern German soldiers still resemble Göring
 
2013-01-23 09:12:37 PM  

Omahawg: cue new genre of german porn in tsei...twein...


I thought big breasted jewish women was a European genre in general
 
2013-01-23 09:15:33 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Germany was so over-hyped by a weak early schedule, they should get an invitation to the SEC.


lol +1
 
2013-01-23 09:19:44 PM  
I do not believe this is true. I do not believe this is happening. Article is a farticle.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:21 PM  
NOT the article I was expecting.
 
2013-01-23 09:22:25 PM  
www-tc.pbs.org
 
2013-01-23 09:23:35 PM  
Yeah, '39 was all blitzkriegy. Afterwards, not so much. Was hoping for some European beauties sans tops but...good headline anyway subs. Titskrieg would be a great name for a female metal band.
 
2013-01-23 09:24:42 PM  

UNC_Samurai: mr_a: Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.

Let's be fair; the blitzkrieg was used up by the fall of 1940.


What? BK peaked in December of '41 when they saw the spires of the Kremlin after encircling millions of Russian soldiers and wiping out well over 100% of their initial army size.
 
2013-01-23 09:25:43 PM  
Lezibel strikes again.
 
2013-01-23 09:26:06 PM  
Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne wing?
 
2013-01-23 09:27:35 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Yeah, '39 was all blitzkriegy.


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The invasion of Poland was conducted using traditional military strategy of the time. The "sickle-stroke" aka blitzkrieg was proposed as a way to invade France while avoiding the stalemate that occurred during the previous conflict of 1914-1918
 
2013-01-23 09:30:36 PM  
W... T... F...

T... M... I...
 
2013-01-23 09:31:12 PM  
aznbadger.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-23 09:35:06 PM  
If they all have them removed, will that make them Amazons?
 
2013-01-23 09:37:29 PM  
Are they all in the Grosstitzlan Division?
 
2013-01-23 09:39:37 PM  
Soooo, they are finally letting the East German women's Olympic team to join the army?

The French army will grow some balls just as soon as the German army grows some tits....oh, I see.
 
2013-01-23 09:44:36 PM  
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2013-01-23 09:45:06 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Germany was so over-hyped by a weak early schedule, they should get an invitation to the SEC.


LOL
 
2013-01-23 09:45:24 PM  
Das Boobs!

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2013-01-23 09:52:07 PM  
Das boob!
 
2013-01-23 09:55:51 PM  
"Well, if you have an elite military training background, live in Germany or are willing to move there, you can now fulfill your dreams of single-boobery. But you have to act fast."

Can't argue with that logic... because slapping your chest with a heavy object will soon be impossible.
 
2013-01-23 09:57:54 PM  

rosemary's baby daddy: UNC_Samurai: mr_a: Actually by 1943, the blitz in the blitzkrieg was pretty much all used up.

Let's be fair; the blitzkrieg was used up by the fall of 1940.


What? BK peaked in December of '41 when they saw the spires of the Kremlin after encircling millions of Russian soldiers and wiping out well over 100% of their initial army size.


I thought about posting something about Barbarossa in my post, but I decided we needed the lulz.

By the start of Barbarossa, you have a German Army that has expanded significantly since 1939, the Pz Is and IIs are largely replaced by IIIs and IVs, the early 109s are being replaced by 190s - while the Soviet Army still has some of the worst equipment and worst training and morale of any major power. Did the armored spearhead and close army-air cooperation play a large part in the success in the summer of 1941? Yes, but it wasn't like Fall Weiss and Fall Gelb, where the principal advantage the Germans had over the Polish and the western Allies was their operational doctrine.

Hitler and the OKW also abandoned the principles of blitzkrieg when they diverted vital resources from their primary objective (Moscow) to ensure the destruction of the Soviet Army near Kiev.
 
2013-01-23 10:09:52 PM  
So, if you hit a tit with a heavy object, it grows?
 
2013-01-23 10:10:02 PM  
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2013-01-23 10:10:58 PM  

Clash City Farker: [aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 320x256]


I lold

/now is time on sprockets where we dance.
 
2013-01-23 10:18:20 PM  
Jawohl! Makinze mit the fauleines mit ze bustenhalters!

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Also...

www.headinjurytheater.com

NSFW Link

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And for some reason a GIS for 'nazi big tits' also returns this...

www.sortiesdvd.com

/Don't mention the war! I did it once but I think I got away with it
 
2013-01-23 10:18:48 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Easily solved.
 
2013-01-23 10:21:32 PM  
And one poor colonel in Portwenn....

www.docmartinonline.net
 
2013-01-23 10:24:12 PM  
I'd hate to be a doc in the Fark ER tomorrow morning.

/ this is gonna get ugly
 
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