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(Daily Mail)   If you took something called Dr. Death's super strength ecstasy pills, you probably shouldn't be surprised by the results   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
    More: Obvious, Dr. Death, super strength, Greater Manchester Police, Russian roulette, drugs of abuse, youths, pleas, uncles  
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2013-01-23 07:58:39 PM  
"Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that".
"What is this"?
"It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow".
"It doesn't sound very mellow".
"Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic", "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up"!
 
2013-01-23 08:00:19 PM  
filmfanatic.org

Had to look up PMMA. Looks like it's basically speed.
 
2013-01-23 08:06:48 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 08:42:04 PM  
So... you're telling me that when drugs are made illegal, people still buy them, but from irreputable dealers who may or may not fark up the batch?
 
2013-01-23 08:42:43 PM  
It ain't no good unless you heard it killed some guy last week.
 
2013-01-23 08:43:53 PM  
Shoulda left Pickard and Apperson alone...
 
2013-01-23 08:45:45 PM  
Like a batch contaminated by the UK authorities to discourage use. Don't think it hasn't happened before.
 
2013-01-23 08:46:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


R.I.P. Ben Roethlisberger


I also like how the kid on the bottom has an arm around himself
 
2013-01-23 08:46:09 PM  
Which is why I am now posting from the afterlife.
 
2013-01-23 08:47:12 PM  

halB: So... you're telling me that when drugs are made illegal, people still buy them, but from irreputable dealers who may or may not fark up the batch?


Makers of energy drinks and alcoholic beverages (thanks to buy outs, this is like three companies) are the common sponsors of the anti-party drug campaigns. I think it's funny because young Britons are famous for getting blackout drunk and vomiting everywhere, but PILLS ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN!

/daily heil
 
2013-01-23 08:48:55 PM  
Dr. Death's Super Strength Ecstasy Pills is my new band name.
 
2013-01-23 08:49:07 PM  
eighthnelson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-23 08:49:59 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Looks like the rave is shining out his 1cm pupils.
 
2013-01-23 08:51:11 PM  
Do they desolve quickly in a drink?
 
2013-01-23 08:52:11 PM  
Rookies
 
2013-01-23 08:52:15 PM  
Blue's a bummer
Purple's a down
 
2013-01-23 08:52:48 PM  
Most unfortunate these deaths. Needless tragedy, really.

Ever notice how the deaths from methanol poisoning declined sharply after Prohibition ended here in the US?
 
2013-01-23 08:52:52 PM  

you are a puppet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


R.I.P. Ben Roethlisberger


Im glad Im not the only one who thought that
 
2013-01-23 08:53:04 PM  
chavs
 
2013-01-23 08:54:38 PM  

UsikFark: halB: So... you're telling me that when drugs are made illegal, people still buy them, but from irreputable dealers who may or may not fark up the batch?

Makers of energy drinks and alcoholic beverages (thanks to buy outs, this is like three companies) are the common sponsors of the anti-party drug campaigns. I think it's funny because young Britons are famous for getting blackout drunk and vomiting everywhere, but PILLS ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN!

/daily heil


Who are the Britons? ;?)

As far as TFA, who says truth in advertising is a thing of the past.

/Awful that all those people died.
//To your comment, overdosing on prescription meds has become a bit of an epidemic in the U.S. lately, usually the fatality is a result of mixing said meds with alcohol.
 
2013-01-23 08:56:17 PM  
gbi.georgia.gov
http://gbi.georgia.gov/sites/gbi.georgia.gov/files/images/drug-relate d -deaths.jpg
 
2013-01-23 08:57:06 PM  
i.imgur.com

Try my pills, they are like my suicide machine but in pill form.
 
2013-01-23 08:59:56 PM  

ashinmytomatoes: Who are the Britons?



arsenal.theoffside.com
Who the fark are you?

/like, 5 people died.
//Tylenol and booze can cause death a few days later from very painful liver failure
 
2013-01-23 09:00:08 PM  

Amos Quito: Ever notice how the deaths from methanol poisoning declined sharply after Prohibition ended here in the US?


So make it legal? Is that what you're implying?
 
2013-01-23 09:00:24 PM  
Rollin rollin rollin. Keep those druggies rolling. They died!
 
2013-01-23 09:01:08 PM  
Thinking I'd like to have a loving uncle like that, and so well-versed.
 
2013-01-23 09:04:55 PM  
What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.
 
2013-01-23 09:05:56 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Amos Quito: Ever notice how the deaths from methanol poisoning declined sharply after Prohibition ended here in the US?

So make it legal? Is that what you're implying?



AW HELL NO!!!

/But on second thought, yes
 
2013-01-23 09:07:07 PM  
Contaminated with what, exactly?
 
2013-01-23 09:07:24 PM  
My wife points out that if you were expecting truth in packaging from Dr. Death, you should only be surprised if you don't die.
 
2013-01-23 09:10:46 PM  
better keep drugs illegal so it's profitable to put random crap in pills and sell it to people
 
2013-01-23 09:11:39 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Contaminated with what, exactly?


Drugs...duh.
 
2013-01-23 09:15:06 PM  

p51d007: What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 09:15:09 PM  
Know what you put into your body. You'll be better off for it.
 
2013-01-23 09:15:58 PM  

illannoyin: p51d007: What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.
[i.imgur.com image 399x591]


To be fair, only one of those substances will mutate genes.
 
2013-01-23 09:17:37 PM  
Don't Take the Brown Acid.
 
2013-01-23 09:18:06 PM  
www.lolbrary.com

Seems legit.
 
2013-01-23 09:23:31 PM  

Alphakronik: illannoyin: p51d007: What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.
[i.imgur.com image 399x591]

To be fair, only one of those substances will mutate genes.

lol got any other '60s drug hysteria?
 
2013-01-23 09:41:43 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HgejSCHRi8
 
2013-01-23 09:52:52 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Contaminated with what, exactly?


Not "contaminated" so much as one thing being sold as something else.

para-Methoxy-N-methylamphetamine


Alphakronik: illannoyin: p51d007: What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.
[i.imgur.com image 399x591]

To be fair, only one of those substances will mutate genes.


They "proved" LSD will break chromosomes by POURING IT ON CHROMOSOMES. MILK will do that. And strangely the preferred method of taking LSD is not pouring it on your genetic material.
 
2013-01-23 09:57:34 PM  
Truth in advertising from a drug dealer? What's the world coming to?
 
2013-01-23 09:59:24 PM  

fusillade762: dj_spanmaster: Contaminated with what, exactly?

Not "contaminated" so much as one thing being sold as something else.

para-Methoxy-N-methylamphetamine


Does it come with frogurt?
 
2013-01-23 10:10:37 PM  

LordOfThePings: fusillade762: dj_spanmaster: Contaminated with what, exactly?

Not "contaminated" so much as one thing being sold as something else.

para-Methoxy-N-methylamphetamine

Does it come with frogurt?


Yes. But it's CURSED!
 
2013-01-23 10:13:51 PM  

frizzantik: Alphakronik: illannoyin: p51d007: What amazes me is a lot of "those people" who complain about "big pharma" and
evil corporations killing/poisoning etc....are the same idiots who would take a pill/joint/k2 etc
from ANYONE and ingest it without a thought.
[i.imgur.com image 399x591]

To be fair, only one of those substances will mutate genes.
lol got any other '60s drug hysteria?


I was talking about the damn hormones, hippie!
 
2013-01-23 10:14:54 PM  

LordOfThePings: fusillade762: dj_spanmaster: Contaminated with what, exactly?

Not "contaminated" so much as one thing being sold as something else.

para-Methoxy-N-methylamphetamine

Does it come with frogurt?


It's more like a Shangri-La sprinkle
 
2013-01-23 10:19:00 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Rollin rollin rollin. Keep those druggies rolling. They died!


+1
Classic!
 
2013-01-23 10:28:11 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Amos Quito: Ever notice how the deaths from methanol poisoning declined sharply after Prohibition ended here in the US?

So make it legal? Is that what you're implying?


the bottom line: governments know damn well young people are going to buy and use and experiment with assorted party favors. this is the nature of mankind. these items could be produced safely and distributed by trusted sources with little negative repercussion. instead governments allow anyone with a chemistry kit and the will to make money to put together whatever the fark. whatever the fark claims lives year after year throughout EU, USA and elsewhere. it doesn't have to be that way.

it was just a few months ago that one could purchase mind blowing maryjane substitute in tobacco and novelty shops across america. why was this allowed to be sold for as long as it was? i'd suspect you follow the money and you'll find some alphabet agency needed a big fund raiser. a run of the mill business man isn't about to put his family fortune on the line for some product that may get yanked from the shelves the next week. things are legal when they benefit WashDC. many things are labeled illegal so local and state governments can profit from them. we live in a bullshiat world. a hypocrite bullshiat world.
 
2013-01-23 10:32:38 PM  
Such a tiny cute and pink little pill who would think it could kill you???
 
2013-01-23 10:37:28 PM  

Amos Quito: Ever notice how the deaths from methanol poisoning declined sharply after Prohibition ended here in the US?


Unfortunately, deaths from driving while intoxicated went through the roof.
 
2013-01-23 10:39:27 PM  
I got a plan.

I mean, it's like way radical, fringe stuff, and only the hippest of the hip could wrap their heads around it, but here it is.

How about, like, for two weeks, we all stop doing dope. Crack, E, drano, weed, hash, coke, whatever... just don't do dope.

I realize that it's pretty out there cause for like, what, almost 50 years dope has been THE key to the tree house for the ever so amazingly hip, cool cutting edge and aware (*snort*). Well, that and dressing for sh*t and binge drinking, but, seriously. Why not take back your cutting edge cred and try it? You'd be astounded what your brain can do when you're not trying to shut it off. Meh.
 
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