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2013-01-23 04:03:51 PM  
OK I totally posted earlier than this and some funny headlines, but this....SUBBY. Funny....you're good you.....you're very GOOD.
HOTY material.
 
2013-01-23 04:07:28 PM  
THIS BETTER get the green.
 
2013-01-23 04:10:08 PM  
Get ready for intergender global thermoemotional breakdown war.
 
2013-01-23 04:12:57 PM  
Slime-trench warfare is hell, I tell you!

+1 Subby, I salute you!

So, I guess all the women combat troops will keep with tradition and Go Clamando!
 
2013-01-23 04:21:03 PM  
I'm thinking Arby's
 
2013-01-23 04:21:59 PM  
Stupid.
 
2013-01-23 04:22:34 PM  
Completely juvenile, sophomoric and crass.

+1
 
2013-01-23 04:25:22 PM  
Heh.  Daily beast.
 
2013-01-23 04:28:36 PM  
Bah ha ha ha ha !
 
2013-01-23 04:32:58 PM  
This one.
 
2013-01-23 04:35:27 PM  
This is the one that needs to go green & also needs to be in the HOTY finals.

Spectacular job subby
 
2013-01-23 04:38:54 PM  
Use a different link if you like, but this headline.
 
2013-01-23 04:51:15 PM  
>_>
<_<
O_O
 
2013-01-23 04:58:31 PM  
Make 'em shave their heads too!
 
2013-01-23 05:10:22 PM  
This one.
 
2013-01-23 05:11:51 PM  
Vagina.
 
2013-01-23 05:15:52 PM  
Finally.
 
2013-01-23 05:27:41 PM  
So, does this mean Farkettes will soon have to acquaint themselves with this webpage?
http://www.sss.gov/default.htm

/hope not
 
2013-01-23 05:33:21 PM  

Triumph: So, does this mean Farkettes will soon have to acquaint themselves with this webpage?
http://www.sss.gov/default.htm

/hope not


Don't like equality?
 
2013-01-23 05:33:57 PM  
Good to know the women are finally getting their war boobies.
 
2013-01-23 05:34:08 PM  

Triumph: So, does this mean Farkettes will soon have to acquaint themselves with this webpage?
http://www.sss.gov/default.htm

/hope not


Why not? I've registered and I'm a chick. It takes like 30 seconds and only makes sense.
 
2013-01-23 05:34:20 PM  

Triumph: So, does this mean Farkettes will soon have to acquaint themselves with this webpage?
http://www.sss.gov/default.htm

/hope not


Hope so.

/Farkette
 
2013-01-23 05:34:31 PM  
cdn.honestlywtf.com
 
2013-01-23 05:35:00 PM  
HOTY
 
2013-01-23 05:35:49 PM  
Bout damn time.
 
2013-01-23 05:36:31 PM  
Just reiterating what I wrote in a redlit thread....

The idea of not letting women participate in combat roles in the military is incredibly antiquated and sexist. This is a great step, and long overdue. As long a woman fulfills the appropriate physical and psychological requirements for a role, they should be permitted serve our country in any role they choose.
 
2013-01-23 05:36:51 PM  
Can we include them in the draft now?

Fair is fair after all.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:03 PM  
Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!

www.leedberg.com
 
2013-01-23 05:37:15 PM  
Slowclap.gif

Well done, subby. Well done indeed.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:22 PM  
Hooha thread?
/eip just in case, you know, for equal opportunity.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:30 PM  
Unless there's ONE physical standard for both men and women then this is going to be a huge clusterfark.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:34 PM  
dotcomtragedy.com
 
2013-01-23 05:37:40 PM  
The enemies better give up now. You have no chance against our women!! They are going to kick your ass and you will thank them for it.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:47 PM  
Brilliant headline, you magnificent bastard you.

+1 and HOTY for you sir!
 
2013-01-23 05:37:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I know you really want to know who's
comin' through leaving bloodstains and residues
Sorry homeboy but your flow sounds used
Gotta pay your dues baby you know the rules

Whenever I travel the world I landcruise
If you choose to fark around you get bruised
Now I got you gassed on super unleaded fuels
Get me through give me some space you excuse
 
2013-01-23 05:38:00 PM  
About time, women deserve the right to make the same terrible decisions men can.

Also definite HOTY material, well done subby.
 
2013-01-23 05:38:01 PM  
Subby, shouldn't that have been "hoo-hoo"?
 
2013-01-23 05:38:26 PM  
Man, the right wing is going to flip out over this.

Wonder how many will be campaigning in 2016 on how they'd reverse this AND kick gays out of the military if they win.
 
2013-01-23 05:38:57 PM  

Elegy: Subby, shouldn't that have been "hoo-hoo"?


Uuuuum, no.


And I'm a squid.
 
2013-01-23 05:38:58 PM  

Triumph: So, does this mean Farkettes will soon have to acquaint themselves with this webpage?
http://www.sss.gov/default.htm

/hope not


But will they will get a free shaver and gel when they register?
 
2013-01-23 05:39:06 PM  
Will the lezbos get their own division?
 
2013-01-23 05:39:18 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, the right wing is going to flip out over this.

Wonder how many will be campaigning in 2016 on how they'd reverse this AND kick gays out of the military if they win.


I'd wager all of them
 
2013-01-23 05:39:48 PM  
ok, this wins.
 
2013-01-23 05:39:55 PM  
About time they get recognition for fighting (fyi women have been in combat for almost a decade now, just not "technically" in combat positions)
 
2013-01-23 05:40:08 PM  
about damn time. Another 500 years or so, we might have started looking egalitarian in all respects other than socio-economic class...were it not for the fact we won't make it another 50 due to the socio-economic imbalance globally :P
 
2013-01-23 05:40:45 PM  
Nice headline, subs.

And yes, I am sitting back to watch the spinning of right-wing heads.

Let it commence.
 
2013-01-23 05:41:22 PM  

Nabb1: Completely juvenile, sophomoric and crass.

+1


Welcome to Fark, heh heh heh

I give +2 for our gallant submitter. Goddmannit man, that actually made me laugh out loud when I read the real headline.
 
2013-01-23 05:41:31 PM  
Subby is excellent.


/+1 forever!
 
2013-01-23 05:41:49 PM  

Fail in Human Form: Unless there's ONE physical standard for both men and women then this is going to be a huge clusterfark.


There is. That's why women weren't allowed in combat.
 
2013-01-23 05:42:08 PM  

IamAwake: about damn time. Another 500 years or so, we might have started looking egalitarian in all respects other than socio-economic class...were it not for the fact we won't make it another 50 due to the socio-economic imbalance globally :P


Does that mean we get the Starship Troopers combined showers?
 
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