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(HelenaIR.com)   "A free man in a free country who owns deeded property should be able to say what he does on his property," intones Montana state legislator on citizens' right to shoot to kill any bison trespassing in their back yards   (helenair.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-23 04:43:05 PM
3 votes:
That's why I never let my slaves off the plantation. My house, my rules!
2013-01-23 04:12:41 PM
3 votes:
Does that include starting a marijuana plantation on your own land?
2013-01-23 04:46:52 PM
2 votes:
Note to self: Never step foot on any property that man owns. He's likely to try to rape you.
2013-01-23 04:46:37 PM
2 votes:
Shouldn't the bison be allowed to read the bill before the shooting starts?
2013-01-23 04:46:31 PM
2 votes:

whistleridge: ...except where that property interacts with public property. Like the electromagnetic spectrum. And the airspace. And the mineral rights. And the water rights. And the animals.

Newsflash: you can't auction off the spectrum rights for cellphone towers, you can't dump chemicals in the water table, and you can't shoot protected animals. Stop being an asshole and acting like this is new or surprising.


But can you pull the mask of the ole Lone Ranger?
2013-01-23 04:44:40 PM
2 votes:
"So we're corralling our kids and letting dangerous animals run free at the school bus stop,"

I have no problem with corralling children. They should be corralled at all times, in fact.
2013-01-23 04:16:32 PM
2 votes:
The bison moved into that area where all the humans were living?
2013-01-24 12:16:39 AM
1 votes:
Is "deeded" property somehow more important that regular property?
2013-01-24 12:01:18 AM
1 votes:
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For you, the day Bison graced your deeded property was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

/slackers
2013-01-23 05:38:08 PM
1 votes:

brap: Bathia_Mapes: minoridiot: Don't the bison up there have a problem with brucellosis? I could see where people might want to keep them off of their property.

That is brought up in the article.

Have the bison considered switching shampoos?


Gee Your Hooves Smell Terrific™
2013-01-23 05:28:00 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: minoridiot: Don't the bison up there have a problem with brucellosis? I could see where people might want to keep them off of their property.

That is brought up in the article.


Have the bison considered switching shampoos?
2013-01-23 05:17:11 PM
1 votes:

UberDave: ricewater_stool: Does that include starting a marijuana plantation on your own land?


Hell, try installing your own septic system on your own land any way you like.


I would suggest open pit sewage containment. It's much cheaper than a complicated septic system.
2013-01-23 05:15:20 PM
1 votes:

ricewater_stool: Does that include starting a marijuana plantation on your own land?


Hmmm...lessee...

Rep. Alan Doane, R

I'm guessing, no. Drink, smoke, shoot, fark little boys...all ok, but there are some freedoms we should not have.
2013-01-23 05:09:37 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Bit'O'Gristle: Really? So in your little world, a guy is not under any laws at all while he is on his property? He can just do anything he wants? With no fear of law enforcement on a state or federal level? Wow..the derp is thick with this one.

Hey, it's my property.  And those toddlers are my children.

If I want to rape them, that's my business.

STOP OPPRESSING ME!!1!


/Heh...i remember many times as a LEO, that i would chase some drunken idiot in his car, he would pull into his driveway, jump out, and say "TADA...IM IN MY YARD..LOLZ...YOU CANT TOUCH ME". Um..ya..they would be all butt hurt and full of ire when you would tell them that castle doctrine doesn't apply when you break the law and the cops are right behind you.
2013-01-23 04:57:34 PM
1 votes:

nexxus: Bit'O'Gristle: Really? So in your little world, a guy is not under any laws at all while he is on his property? He can just do anything he wants? With no fear of law enforcement on a state or federal level? Wow..the derp is thick with this one.

I suppose you're right: it *is* better to tell people what they can and can't do, generally. At gun point.


Please stop this fallacy that all laws (regarding taxin, shootin, and moonshinin') are enforced at 'gun point'. It is dated and absurd.

Yes I get the point that the Executive had the power to arrest you (usually as part or after some form of due process... offer exempt when brown, Muslim or both).

See the problem is you stop too early. Lets say you did rebuff the authority of Government and toss off those oppressive chains of the Usurper in Chief. And lets say a bunch of people followed you as well, leading to a wide spread uprising that threatened the full might of the United States military.

Well, you'd have more than guns pointing at you. You'd also have rockets, incendiary bombs, EMPs, tanks, helo, jets and much other assorted military weaponry. At ultimately, if things got really, really dicey, you'd have thermonuclear devices pointed at you.

So if you are going with laws are enforced at the point of the gun, you need to own.

Laws enforced by threat of nuclear strike.

So in many ways a reasonable person will now agree that being stopped from shooting protected bison on your own land is just like being in Nagasaki when the bomb fell. No difference.
2013-01-23 04:57:05 PM
1 votes:
Seems fair to me as long as we give guns to the bison and train it to shoot back.
2013-01-23 04:55:29 PM
1 votes:
brap: Bald Eagle, it's what's for lunch.

Too stringy. I prefer Spotted Owl, basted and slow cooked to perfection.
2013-01-23 04:50:57 PM
1 votes:
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it was self defense
2013-01-23 04:50:39 PM
1 votes:

jonny_q: "What do you want for your 76th birthday grandpa?"

I want a box of mac and cheese and you farkers to leave me along for one goddamned day.


Wrong thread, chucklefark.
2013-01-23 04:50:16 PM
1 votes:
Whooping crane: Roasted or grilled?
2013-01-23 04:48:29 PM
1 votes:
"What do you want for your 76th birthday grandpa?"

I want a box of mac and cheese and you farkers to leave me along for one goddamned day.
2013-01-23 04:47:49 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Note to self: Never step foot on any property that man owns. He's likely to try to rape you.


No, no, no. He only rapes Buffalo. He shoots and eats people silly.
2013-01-23 04:46:18 PM
1 votes:
Bill Hoppe, whose family has ranched next to Yellowstone National Park for six generations, said the wild bison that roam outside of the park are "dangerous, destructive and diseased."
He forgot 'delicious.'
2013-01-23 04:42:35 PM
1 votes:
this "gentlemen" should sit on a cactus
2013-01-23 04:41:30 PM
1 votes:
Bald Eagle, it's what's for lunch.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-23 04:10:15 PM
1 votes:
So I guess the girl scouts had better avoid his house when they sell their cookies.
 
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