Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: BlippityBleep: Diogenes: That's a man, baby?THIS.A thousand times THIS! There is no way that's a man!Also, why do all the people charged with performing illegal cosmetic surgery look so fugly? That *has* to hurt business, no? Then again this guy was just giving butt injections so maybe his butt looks way better than his face..
Bit'O'Gristle: Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered./my 2 cents.
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