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(NBC Miami)   Police arrest a man for giving "illegal butt injections," though his mugshot suggests he was injecting them into his own face   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 85
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2013-01-23 07:06:46 PM

oryx: If your doctor gets his medical supplies from Home Depot, you may want to find another doctor.


You mean this ISN'T a legitimate surgical implement??

www.bostik-us.com
 
2013-01-23 07:11:10 PM
Mrsa? Yikes.

Had to laugh at the "sterile" mystery substance in the pedialyte bottle.

And how big is the ass of the guy who got injections every week?!

Also how are people claiming that it's "always black male transvestites" being caught for this.

Including this story, I've heard of a grand total of 2 trannys doing this.
 
2013-01-23 07:14:21 PM
media.nbcmiami.com

'Bring me Solo and the Wookie. And some bath salts.'
 
2013-01-23 07:22:22 PM

o'really: Including this story, I've heard of a grand total of 2 trannys doing this.


The third black was some popular porn/video ho chick
//The first I heard of this was from here and it was some guy doing it to two British white women in a hotel in NY
 
2013-01-23 07:24:47 PM
There's no frikkin' way to put this without sounding racist, so fire away. The truth is often not pretty.

The majority of the people affected are black or Hispanic; those with genetically 'rounder' buttocks. Which, BTW, is an adaptation designed for folks who live in usually hot, arid areas. The additional fat stores water and nutrition. It's a survival design. Like dark skin resists the damaging affects of ultraviolet solar rays better than pale skin. Pale skin is designed to absorb more sunlight for the production of Vitamin D among those who live in colder climates where there is much less direct sunlight.

The same goes for eye folds -- only for different reasons.

Some time back, big butts became a form of 'beauty mark' among the more uneducated of these two races, basically as being obese became another, previously. Naturally, the idea spread a bit among others.

That prompted plastic surgeons to develope 'butt' implants. (After all, there's much money to be made off people's insecurities and fads.)

What I find appalling is that, in this electronic age, where even an idiot has a cell phone and a Facebook account and access to vast amounts of information and input, people still fall for these dangerous scams.

Anyone administering a surgical treatment in a hotel room is NOT certified, probably learned his trade from another schmuck and has little concept or concern for the harm he is doing.

It makes my skin crawl to think about the propensity for massive infections by not using sterile technique. When it comes to the morons using off the shelf silicone caulk used in construction or that nasty, toxic brew of Fix-a-flat designed to only be used in tires, I figure they need to be charged with attempted murder.

Anyone with an education above 5th grade knows about bacteria, toxins and what happens when something gets into the body that does not belong there.

You'd think these 'patients' would warn each other. Lead the cops to the fake surgeon. Check on his supply of materials.

I'm aware of 'root doctors' from the back woods, but at least they used herbs and roots and mostly didn't deliberately kill people. Often, they actually helped when no other medical care was to be had.

These folks now, don't care if their patients die or not. Injecting Fix-A-Flat into someone's butt is like giving them an injection of poison.

The number of people suffering infections, poisoning and lingering side effects of these treatments is increasing -- along with deaths.

Besides, a well formed butt on a lady is pretty. One the size of Detroit is not. Implants can be removed. Liquid injections take a lot of work and pain to scrape out and even then, some might remain. That's one of the reasons why plastic surgeons abandoned sterile silicone injections decades ago.

The level of STUPID in the gene pool is increasing.
 
2013-01-23 07:29:10 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-23 07:39:22 PM
The Illinois Enema Bandit... I heard it on the news!
 
2013-01-23 07:41:28 PM

LesserEvil: [img2u.info image 400x500]
Real men don't need to resort to facial enhancing drugs.


On a whim I just IMDB'd him to see what he's up to. He's got the most full palette of work I've seen in a loooong time. Good on that man.
 
2013-01-23 07:44:12 PM
I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.
 
2013-01-23 07:44:27 PM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 07:48:30 PM

moothemagiccow: The butt implants are real and they are terrifying. Not only are women being reduced to T&A, they don't want to pay for professional surgery.


these are women who choose to have this done to themselves. a huge portion of money that goes through women's hands is spent on their incredible vanity. many will tell you they are not dressing up for men and they are not dressing to impress women either. that means it's all about the mirror. nothing new under the sun.
 
2013-01-23 07:54:22 PM
Looks mumpsy.
 
2013-01-23 08:27:16 PM

Grables'Daughter: I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 08:28:02 PM
Rik01:
"There's no frikkin' way to put this without sounding racist,"

No, you just chose to use racist language.
 
2013-01-23 08:31:03 PM

Mark Ratner: At least it wasn't illegal butt chuggings. That's so gay.


They're illegal? shiat.....
 
2013-01-23 08:48:07 PM

Grables'Daughter: I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.


Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2013-01-23 08:48:17 PM
The transformation:
i.mol.im
 
2013-01-23 08:55:21 PM

Rik01: There's no frikkin' way to put this without sounding racist, so fire away. The truth is often not pretty.

The majority of the people affected are black or Hispanic; those with genetically 'rounder' buttocks. Which, BTW, is an adaptation designed for folks who live in usually hot, arid areas. The additional fat stores water and nutrition. It's a survival design. Like dark skin resists the damaging affects of ultraviolet solar rays better than pale skin. Pale skin is designed to absorb more sunlight for the production of Vitamin D among those who live in colder climates where there is much less direct sunlight.

The same goes for eye folds -- only for different reasons.

Some time back, big butts became a form of 'beauty mark' among the more uneducated of these two races, basically as being obese became another, previously. Naturally, the idea spread a bit among others.

That prompted plastic surgeons to develope 'butt' implants. (After all, there's much money to be made off people's insecurities and fads.)

What I find appalling is that, in this electronic age, where even an idiot has a cell phone and a Facebook account and access to vast amounts of information and input, people still fall for these dangerous scams.

Anyone administering a surgical treatment in a hotel room is NOT certified, probably learned his trade from another schmuck and has little concept or concern for the harm he is doing.

It makes my skin crawl to think about the propensity for massive infections by not using sterile technique. When it comes to the morons using off the shelf silicone caulk used in construction or that nasty, toxic brew of Fix-a-flat designed to only be used in tires, I figure they need to be charged with attempted murder.

Anyone with an education above 5th grade knows about bacteria, toxins and what happens when something gets into the body that does not belong there.

You'd think these 'patients' would warn each other. Lead the cops to the fake surgeon. Check on his supp ...


This has nothing to do with race. It's ego and vainity(hyped by the media) from the guy doping knowing that it can kill his career and shrink his balls to the woman giving herself botox injections that can kill her if not done right. The butt injection thing among black women is just the same as the well educated white girl starving herself to death to be thin.
 
2013-01-23 08:55:54 PM

KrispyKritter: moothemagiccow: The butt implants are real and they are terrifying. Not only are women being reduced to T&A, they don't want to pay for professional surgery.

these are women who choose to have this done to themselves. a huge portion of money that goes through women's hands is spent on their incredible vanity. many will tell you they are not dressing up for men and they are not dressing to impress women either. that means it's all about the mirror. nothing new under the sun.


They're taught the damned mirror is important. Their whole childhood they're told beauty is what matters. Not their ambition, not their knowledge, not their interests. Their taught their face is wrong so they paint it at 12. It's no farking wonder they want to augment themselves.

I went to a friend's wedding and all the speeches mentioned how beautiful she was. It was farked up that they had nothing else to say about her.
 
2013-01-23 08:56:46 PM

lumiere: The transformation:


You've been following his craigslist ads for a while?
 
2013-01-23 09:06:39 PM
You know, folks like this are stupid. All they need to do is go up to ANYONE with a huge butt and see if they are a willing donor for a butt implant. You might not be too surprised at the responses.

/This would work for back-breaking breasts as well.
 
2013-01-23 09:20:20 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: LowbrowDeluxe: ...did you just respond seriously to a guy who is clearly furiously fighting his imaginary and entirely unrelated strawman being sarcastic?

/FTFY.
//Poe's Law.


obit-mag.com

Ah-thank you.
 
2013-01-23 10:10:25 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 10:16:41 PM
Came for Tyler Perry pics, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-23 10:57:37 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: lumiere: The transformation:

You've been following his craigslist ads for a while?


You know it! Hospitals are too mainstream for my butt injections, plus there's an additional discount if you go through his/her craigslist ads.
 
2013-01-23 11:55:10 PM

Apos: illegal butt injections


Interesting euphemism for forced sodomy.

FTFY.

Plenty of places in the world where this is true.
 
2013-01-23 11:55:54 PM
Seriously, 75 posts and nobody has noticed that this dude looks like a lady?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-24 12:06:54 AM
This clown give the phrase "taking up the ass" a whole new meaning.
 
2013-01-24 12:18:18 AM

Grables'Daughter: I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.


Depends on when it was and which state.
 
2013-01-24 12:26:55 AM

JonZoidberg: Seriously, 75 posts and nobody has noticed that this dude looks like a lady?

Fark, I am disappoint.


Why did you RTFA?

You're not supposed to do that. You were warned. You big dummy.
 
2013-01-24 01:38:41 AM

StoPPeRmobile: JonZoidberg: Seriously, 75 posts and nobody has noticed that this dude looks like a lady?

Fark, I am disappoint.

Why did you RTFA?

You're not supposed to do that. You were warned. You big dummy.


I can't read, so joke's on you. I just look at the pictures.
 
2013-01-24 02:36:57 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.


WHILE YOU ARE NURSING A BABY. Jebus farking Christ!
 
2013-01-24 08:07:05 AM

Grables'Daughter: I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.


Depends on what state you were in.
 
2013-01-24 08:27:30 AM
I figure if you have the internets
and still go to someone like this
you deserve what you get

darwinism
 
2013-01-24 11:35:54 AM
Butler the bubble-butt botcher?
 
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