oryx: If your doctor gets his medical supplies from Home Depot, you may want to find another doctor.
o'really: Including this story, I've heard of a grand total of 2 transformers doing this.
LesserEvil: [img2u.info image 400x500]Real men don't need to resort to facial enhancing drugs.
moothemagiccow: The butt implants are real and they are terrifying. Not only are women being reduced to T&A, they don't want to pay for professional surgery.
Grables'Daughter: I've had a butt injection before, but I don't think it was illegal.
Mark Ratner: At least it wasn't illegal butt chuggings. That's so gay.
Rik01: There's no frikkin' way to put this without sounding racist, so fire away. The truth is often not pretty.The majority of the people affected are black or Hispanic; those with genetically 'rounder' buttocks. Which, BTW, is an adaptation designed for folks who live in usually hot, arid areas. The additional fat stores water and nutrition. It's a survival design. Like dark skin resists the damaging affects of ultraviolet solar rays better than pale skin. Pale skin is designed to absorb more sunlight for the production of Vitamin D among those who live in colder climates where there is much less direct sunlight.The same goes for eye folds -- only for different reasons.Some time back, big butts became a form of 'beauty mark' among the more uneducated of these two races, basically as being obese became another, previously. Naturally, the idea spread a bit among others.That prompted plastic surgeons to develope 'butt' implants. (After all, there's much money to be made off people's insecurities and fads.)What I find appalling is that, in this electronic age, where even an idiot has a cell phone and a Facebook account and access to vast amounts of information and input, people still fall for these dangerous scams.Anyone administering a surgical treatment in a hotel room is NOT certified, probably learned his trade from another schmuck and has little concept or concern for the harm he is doing.It makes my skin crawl to think about the propensity for massive infections by not using sterile technique. When it comes to the morons using off the shelf silicone caulk used in construction or that nasty, toxic brew of Fix-a-flat designed to only be used in tires, I figure they need to be charged with attempted murder.Anyone with an education above 5th grade knows about bacteria, toxins and what happens when something gets into the body that does not belong there.You'd think these 'patients' would warn each other. Lead the cops to the fake surgeon. Check on his supp ...
KrispyKritter: moothemagiccow: The butt implants are real and they are terrifying. Not only are women being reduced to T&A, they don't want to pay for professional surgery.these are women who choose to have this done to themselves. a huge portion of money that goes through women's hands is spent on their incredible vanity. many will tell you they are not dressing up for men and they are not dressing to impress women either. that means it's all about the mirror. nothing new under the sun.
lumiere: The transformation:
Fluorescent Testicle: LowbrowDeluxe: ...did you just respond seriously to a guy who is clearly furiously fighting his imaginary and entirely unrelated strawman being sarcastic?/FTFY.//Poe's Law.
ThrobblefootSpectre: lumiere: The transformation:You've been following his craigslist ads for a while?
Apos: illegal butt injectionsInteresting euphemism for forced sodomy.
JonZoidberg: Seriously, 75 posts and nobody has noticed that this dude looks like a lady?Fark, I am disappoint.
StoPPeRmobile: JonZoidberg: Seriously, 75 posts and nobody has noticed that this dude looks like a lady?Fark, I am disappoint.Why did you RTFA?You're not supposed to do that. You were warned. You big dummy.
Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.
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