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(NBC Miami)   Police arrest a man for giving "illegal butt injections," though his mugshot suggests he was injecting them into his own face   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 85
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2013-01-23 04:04:04 PM
I see a picture of an eyebrowless chipmunk, but not a man.
 
2013-01-23 04:14:44 PM
illegal butt injections


Interesting euphemism for forced sodomy.
 
2013-01-23 04:27:11 PM
That's a man, baby?
 
2013-01-23 04:38:04 PM
"With the victim lying down, Butler would pour out a clear liquid from a Pedialyte bottle, telling the woman it was sterile silicone. After pouring the liquid into a plastic cup, he filled syringes from the cup which he used to inject into the woman's buttocks, the woman would then stop, look towards the camera and state "Well, this certainly seems legit." the report said."
 
2013-01-23 04:40:22 PM
UFIA

/Unidentified Filler In Anus
 
2013-01-23 04:52:01 PM
bossip.files.wordpress.com
holderbaum.educationextras.com
 
2013-01-23 05:05:46 PM
I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.
 
2013-01-23 05:09:17 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.


Cottage cheese ass...containing real cottage cheese.
 
2013-01-23 05:11:21 PM
Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered.

/my 2 cents.
 
2013-01-23 05:11:51 PM
Only silicone?   Did he run out of Fix-a-Flat?
 
2013-01-23 05:13:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.


But hospitals are so sterile, and impersonal. This guy probably read a book just like a real plastic surgeon would, and he knows the technique. People have been augmenting their bodies without medical doctors for thousands of years, so why are people so reliant on them now?

So something went wrong...well, they go wrong in hospitals, too!
 
2013-01-23 05:15:42 PM
That's what my wife calls it.
 
2013-01-23 05:15:52 PM
Must be a Jets fan.
 
2013-01-23 05:16:05 PM

Diogenes: That's a man, baby?


THIS.
 
2013-01-23 05:18:21 PM
img2u.info
Real men don't need to resort to facial enhancing drugs.
 
2013-01-23 05:21:32 PM

another cultural observer: Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.

But hospitals are so sterile, and impersonal. This guy probably read a book just like a real plastic surgeon would, and he knows the technique. People have been augmenting their bodies without medical doctors for thousands of years, so why are people so reliant on them now?

So something went wrong...well, they go wrong in hospitals, too!


Yeah, stupid "doctors" with their fancy "medical degrees" from "accredited universities"

That's just fluff so they can charge you more than $200
 
2013-01-23 05:25:55 PM
He's like a real life Far Side character.
 
2013-01-23 05:26:44 PM
At least it wasn't illegal butt chuggings. That's so gay.
 
2013-01-23 05:27:06 PM

Lionel Mandrake: another cultural observer: Lionel Mandrake: I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.

But hospitals are so sterile, and impersonal. This guy probably read a book just like a real plastic surgeon would, and he knows the technique. People have been augmenting their bodies without medical doctors for thousands of years, so why are people so reliant on them now?

So something went wrong...well, they go wrong in hospitals, too!

Yeah, stupid "doctors" with their fancy "medical degrees" from "accredited universities"

That's just fluff so they can charge you more than $200


if an unlicensed nurse midwife can help you give birth on a tarp in your living room, an unlicensed plastic surgeon should be able to provide services to you in a more nurturing environment than those Institutions of Infection and Death they call hospitals. 99% of the time, nothing goes wrong anyway.
 
2013-01-23 05:29:31 PM
A man?
 
2013-01-23 05:32:19 PM

another cultural observer: if an unlicensed nurse midwife can help you give birth on a tarp in your living room, an unlicensed plastic surgeon should be able to provide services to you in a more nurturing environment than those Institutions of Infection and Death they call hospitals. 99% of the time, nothing goes wrong anyway.


Because a seedy motel room is a nurturing environment. I think I'll take my chances at a hospital
 
2013-01-23 05:32:25 PM

BlippityBleep: Diogenes: That's a man, baby?

THIS.


A thousand times THIS! There is no way that's a man!

Also, why do all the people charged with performing illegal cosmetic surgery look so fugly? That *has* to hurt business, no? Then again this guy was just giving butt injections so maybe his butt looks way better than his face..
 
2013-01-23 05:32:26 PM
I mean, that is a pretty good deal though.
 
2013-01-23 05:36:10 PM
If your doctor gets his medical supplies from Home Depot, you may want to find another doctor.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:38 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered.

/my 2 cents.


Oh my god. I was eating a strawberry. You ruined it. That is second only to how disgusted I was when I learned about red wings here on fark.
 
2013-01-23 05:39:44 PM

oryx: If your doctor gets his medical supplies from Home Depot, you may want to find another doctor.


Home Depot is a perfectly acceptable place to get medical supplies. In fact, that's where my Birthing Tarps come from! New moms don't want to be cleaning ground-in feces and placenta from their couches and carpets.
 
2013-01-23 05:39:46 PM
Should have used fix-a-flat.
 
2013-01-23 05:40:58 PM
Why do all of the people who get arrested for injecting cement or glue or whatever other random substance into morons' asses seem to be black transvestites? Bizarre.
 
2013-01-23 05:43:06 PM
Forever alone?
 
2013-01-23 05:43:35 PM
Buttler*
 
2013-01-23 05:44:53 PM
Butter face?
 
2013-01-23 05:45:22 PM

Spartacus Outlaw: Bit'O'Gristle: Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered.

/my 2 cents.

That is second only to how disgusted I was when I learned about red wings here on fark.


Heh. Appropriate that they mentioned pennies.
 
2013-01-23 05:45:46 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: BlippityBleep: Diogenes: That's a man, baby?

THIS.

A thousand times THIS! There is no way that's a man!

Also, why do all the people charged with performing illegal cosmetic surgery look so fugly? That *has* to hurt business, no? Then again this guy was just giving butt injections so maybe his butt looks way better than his face..


Severe body dismorphia. They look *good* to their prospective customers.
 
2013-01-23 06:00:10 PM
FTFA: As the man [who had received butt surgery and had since become infected] was recovering at the hospital, Butler paid him an unannounced visit in December, arriving dressed as a woman with a wig and fur coat and several large pieces of jewelry, the report said.

When the man asked Butler what he was doing there, Butler responded, "You need to remember who the bi--- in charge is," the report said. Butler also said he was angry the man has sought medical attention, the report said.


This is why Florida has its own tag.
/the report said.
 
2013-01-23 06:00:51 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: BlippityBleep: Diogenes: That's a man, baby?

THIS.

A thousand times THIS! There is no way that's a man!

Also, why do all the people charged with performing illegal cosmetic surgery look so fugly? That *has* to hurt business, no? Then again this guy was just giving butt injections so maybe his butt looks way better than his face..


I think it's some weird "community," it always seems to be black male-to-female trannies who do shiat like this to themselves and others like them.
 
2013-01-23 06:05:33 PM
Looks legit
 
2013-01-23 06:07:58 PM
Meh, amateur!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 06:09:36 PM

another cultural observer: if an unlicensed nurse midwife can help you give birth on a tarp in your living room, an unlicensed plastic surgeon should be able to provide services to you in a more nurturing environment than those Institutions of Infection and Death they call hospitals. 99% of the time, nothing goes wrong anyway.


Then how are you so sure that hospitals are institutions of infection and death?
 
2013-01-23 06:09:59 PM
I thought "illegal butt injections" were code for "surprise buttsecks." Silly me.
 
2013-01-23 06:12:44 PM
I think for floridia this is the new "Don't be black, don't be black, don't be black, ahh shiat he's black..."
 
2013-01-23 06:17:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Does not approve
 
2013-01-23 06:19:44 PM
Shouldn't your first clue be that the appointment is in a seedy motel? Doesn't that set off any alarms?
 
2013-01-23 06:21:42 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: another cultural observer: if an unlicensed nurse midwife can help you give birth on a tarp in your living room, an unlicensed plastic surgeon should be able to provide services to you in a more nurturing environment than those Institutions of Infection and Death they call hospitals. 99% of the time, nothing goes wrong anyway.

Then how are you so sure that hospitals are institutions of infection and death?


...did you just respond seriously to a guy who is clearly furiously fighting his imaginary and entirely unrelated strawman?
 
2013-01-23 06:23:24 PM
This thread has not caused me to get sprung.
 
2013-01-23 06:25:11 PM
The butt implants are real and they are terrifying. Not only are women being reduced to T&A, they don't want to pay for professional surgery.
 
2013-01-23 06:25:57 PM
Alright !

media.nbcmiami.coms3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-23 06:27:38 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: ...did you just respond seriously to a guy who is clearly furiously fighting his imaginary and entirely unrelated strawman

being sarcastic?

/FTFY.
//Poe's Law.
 
2013-01-23 06:28:58 PM
What What
 
2013-01-23 06:46:22 PM
His face is his advertisement.
 
2013-01-23 07:04:40 PM

Oldiron_79: What What


In the butt.
 
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