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(NYPost)   Movie starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber, Uma Thurman, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Elizabeth Banks and Terrence Howard will be released this Friday. And none of them want to talk about it   (nypost.com) divider line 32
    More: Amusing, Kate Winslet, human beings, Liev Schreiber, Peter Farrelly, Terrence Howard, Richard Gere, Hugh Jackman, Jason Sudeikis  
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2013-01-23 03:03:08 PM
13 votes:

doczoidberg: Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care


And they say romance is dead.
2013-01-23 03:05:10 PM
9 votes:

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


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2013-01-23 02:50:18 PM
7 votes:
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2013-01-23 03:07:02 PM
5 votes:

Hyjamon: Ref: New Years Eve


They have always these holiday movies: New Years Eve, Valentines Day, Groundhogs Day, etc..

I want an Arbor Day movie
"They set out to plant a tree, they ended up planting the seeds for so much more, this April see the romantic movie that will give you wood Arbor Day"
2013-01-23 03:01:13 PM
5 votes:
I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.
2013-01-23 03:10:15 PM
4 votes:
I can't understand what it's about or why I should want to see it even though it's been advertised for about a month.

From what I can tell, Terrence Howard does this "black guys play ball like this, white guys play ball like this" routine, which means that it treats its viewers with more intelligence than "Crash".
2013-01-23 03:08:20 PM
3 votes:

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


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2013-01-24 12:07:39 AM
2 votes:

MikeSass: Oh great...a collection of dick and poop jokes.

This is what pisses me off about so-called comedy writers like the Farrelly Bros. They sit there and compare this to KFM and Groove Tube and Amazon Women on the Moon, but the great majority of those movies were not sex or shiat related jokes. They relied on creativity and intelligent use of all sorts of comedic devices, not just base crassness. SNL sucks for the same reason. Nobody willing (or perhaps allowed) to go beyond lowest common denominator 15 year old boy humor. This movie will suck, fail, and hopefully go the way of Gigli, only faster, deeper, and with less attention paid to it.


It's rich that this complaint is coming from MikeSass.
2013-01-23 03:12:20 PM
2 votes:
2013-01-23 02:39:42 PM
2 votes:
Farrelly disagrees. "Kids, teenagers, 50-somethings who still smoke pot - they're all going to find something here," he says.

How dare he soil the good name of pot smokers. Even we have standards.

I was interested in this movie, but the fact that pretty much none of the stars are promoting or even talking about it has me thinking otherwise.
2013-01-24 09:23:42 AM
1 votes:

Zombie DJ: AIN'T NO THELMA HERE, MAN!!


THE biatch DONT LIVE HERE!!!
2013-01-23 06:42:51 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, go away Cuba Gooding Jr, im trying to fap.
2013-01-23 06:31:49 PM
1 votes:

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


Not sure if this means your girlfriend is or isn't a Farker.
2013-01-23 05:41:19 PM
1 votes:

FreakinB: I liked Death to Smoochy though.

Oh good. I'm not the only one.


death to smoochy is awesome.

"IT'S A COCK!"
2013-01-23 04:41:00 PM
1 votes:
Twenty stars, one cup.
2013-01-23 04:38:31 PM
1 votes:
Fark TV: the Movie.
2013-01-23 04:19:46 PM
1 votes:
AIN'T NO THELMA HERE, MAN!!
2013-01-23 04:04:49 PM
1 votes:
"Movie 43" features Anna Faris as a young woman asking her boyfriend "Will you poop on me?"

Disgusting. Nothing would make me want to see this movie.

Berry shoving her breasts in a bowl of guacamole.

I'm in.
2013-01-23 04:03:51 PM
1 votes:

DemDave: My first hint that this movie probably isn't very good is that they're advertising it on porn sites.

First time I've ever seen anything other than Ashley Madison or sex aids advertised on adult websites.


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2013-01-23 03:38:18 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Initially, Trey Parker and Matt Stone - creators of "South Park" and "The Book of Mormon" - were involved, but they dropped out.

Says everything I need to know. I may one day watch this just to see how far down a movie has to dig to be below their standards.
2013-01-23 03:36:19 PM
1 votes:

Andrew Wiggin: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]


There ain't no Thelma here!
2013-01-23 03:23:49 PM
1 votes:
My guess is that the devil has decided to collect on all of these schlubs at the same time.
2013-01-23 03:21:58 PM
1 votes:
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2013-01-23 03:16:29 PM
1 votes:
If the movie has someone shiatting on Elizabeth Banks' chest, I'm in. That sounds great.
2013-01-23 03:11:11 PM
1 votes:
Nobody ever got burned in America but underestimating the tastes and intelligence of the masses.
2013-01-23 03:04:24 PM
1 votes:

H31N0US: I suspect this is one of those movies that is completely revealed in the trailer. Kind of like a funny Onion headline that stands on its own, and reading the story is just a disappointment.


I felt like I was watching the trailer to five different movies when I saw the trailer for the first time. All I got was leprechauns, basketball, and Emma Stone banging a hobo.
2013-01-23 03:04:16 PM
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Are there fart jokes? Oh, man I hope there's fart jokes. Because if there's one thing this world is lacking, it's fart jokes.

Fart jokes.


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2013-01-23 03:03:37 PM
1 votes:

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve


Mars Attacks
2013-01-23 03:00:06 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone else see "epic wood" in the URL?
2013-01-23 02:57:53 PM
1 votes:
My wife, I think I'll keep her.
2013-01-23 02:51:30 PM
1 votes:
Halle Berry is putting her tits in guacamole?

And Stephen Merchant is in the movie?

How can I NOT go see this?
2013-01-23 02:49:29 PM
1 votes:
Are there fart jokes? Oh, man I hope there's fart jokes. Because if there's one thing this world is lacking, it's fart jokes.

Fart jokes.
 
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