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(NYPost)   Movie starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber, Uma Thurman, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Elizabeth Banks and Terrence Howard will be released this Friday. And none of them want to talk about it   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2013-01-23 02:39:42 PM  
Farrelly disagrees. "Kids, teenagers, 50-somethings who still smoke pot - they're all going to find something here," he says.

How dare he soil the good name of pot smokers. Even we have standards.

I was interested in this movie, but the fact that pretty much none of the stars are promoting or even talking about it has me thinking otherwise.
 
2013-01-23 02:43:18 PM  
Of course they don't.....It looks appalling.
 
2013-01-23 02:49:29 PM  
Are there fart jokes? Oh, man I hope there's fart jokes. Because if there's one thing this world is lacking, it's fart jokes.

Fart jokes.
 
2013-01-23 02:50:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
wat
 
2013-01-23 02:51:30 PM  
Halle Berry is putting her tits in guacamole?

And Stephen Merchant is in the movie?

How can I NOT go see this?
 
2013-01-23 02:54:26 PM  
I suspect this is one of those movies that is completely revealed in the trailer. Kind of like a funny Onion headline that stands on its own, and reading the story is just a disappointment.
 
2013-01-23 02:56:11 PM  
I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve
 
2013-01-23 02:57:53 PM  
My wife, I think I'll keep her.
 
2013-01-23 03:00:06 PM  
Did anyone else see "epic wood" in the URL?
 
2013-01-23 03:01:11 PM  
A Mad Mad Mad World it is not.
 
2013-01-23 03:01:13 PM  
I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.
 
2013-01-23 03:02:27 PM  

uncleacid: My wife, I think I'll keep her.


Snuck in as a kid, thought it was the greatest movie EVER.

"So why is "Movie 43" getting dumped - quickly and quietly - in theaters this Friday?"

I see ads for this thing all night long.
 
2013-01-23 03:03:08 PM  

doczoidberg: Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care


And they say romance is dead.
 
2013-01-23 03:03:11 PM  
It sounds like they're not talking about it as a way of advertising the movie. OOH! So meta!
 
2013-01-23 03:03:37 PM  

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve


Mars Attacks
 
2013-01-23 03:03:57 PM  

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


That post is probably funnier than this movie.
 
2013-01-23 03:04:16 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Are there fart jokes? Oh, man I hope there's fart jokes. Because if there's one thing this world is lacking, it's fart jokes.

Fart jokes.


i1151.photobucket.com
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What the world needs now
Are jokes - fart jokes!
*pherp-farp-rip-poot-floop-frap-phert-toot*
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-01-23 03:04:24 PM  

H31N0US: I suspect this is one of those movies that is completely revealed in the trailer. Kind of like a funny Onion headline that stands on its own, and reading the story is just a disappointment.


I felt like I was watching the trailer to five different movies when I saw the trailer for the first time. All I got was leprechauns, basketball, and Emma Stone banging a hobo.
 
2013-01-23 03:05:10 PM  

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-23 03:07:02 PM  

Hyjamon: Ref: New Years Eve


They have always these holiday movies: New Years Eve, Valentines Day, Groundhogs Day, etc..

I want an Arbor Day movie
"They set out to plant a tree, they ended up planting the seeds for so much more, this April see the romantic movie that will give you wood Arbor Day"
 
2013-01-23 03:07:21 PM  

Bleyo: H31N0US: I suspect this is one of those movies that is completely revealed in the trailer. Kind of like a funny Onion headline that stands on its own, and reading the story is just a disappointment.

I felt like I was watching the trailer to five different movies when I saw the trailer for the first time. All I got was leprechauns, basketball, and Emma Stone banging a hobo.


He was a Wizard!
 
2013-01-23 03:07:53 PM  

doczoidberg: Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


Now that is a comment for the T-shirts, lol.
 
2013-01-23 03:08:20 PM  

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 03:09:23 PM  
I said shut up and take my money months ago, and I will not take it back.
 
2013-01-23 03:09:36 PM  
The trailer was one of the worst I've seen, so I'm not surprised.
 
2013-01-23 03:10:15 PM  
I can't understand what it's about or why I should want to see it even though it's been advertised for about a month.

From what I can tell, Terrence Howard does this "black guys play ball like this, white guys play ball like this" routine, which means that it treats its viewers with more intelligence than "Crash".
 
2013-01-23 03:11:11 PM  
Nobody ever got burned in America but underestimating the tastes and intelligence of the masses.
 
2013-01-23 03:11:26 PM  
Haters gonna hate, but I thought the red band trailer for this was hilarious.
 
2013-01-23 03:12:20 PM  
 
2013-01-23 03:12:30 PM  
I get the feeling it's going to be a mashup type movie, kind of like The Kentucky Fried Movie. Which, if it's half as a awesome as that, may be worth seeing.
 
2013-01-23 03:14:24 PM  

Rapmaster2000: From what I can tell, Terrence Howard does this "black guys play ball like this, white guys play ball like this" routine,


I'm sorry, but "THIS AIN'T HOCKEY!" makes me laugh every time the TV spot comes on, haha.
 
2013-01-23 03:15:45 PM  

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: I get the feeling it's going to be a mashup type movie, kind of like The Kentucky Fried Movie. Which, if it's half as a awesome as that, may be worth seeing.


According to TFA, that is exactly what it is.
 
2013-01-23 03:16:29 PM  
If the movie has someone shiatting on Elizabeth Banks' chest, I'm in. That sounds great.
 
2013-01-23 03:17:33 PM  
I'll admit that parts of the trailer made me laugh, particularly the parents home-schooling their son who wish to give him the complete school experience, particularly being bullied. But I have a feeling that after about 30 minutes, I'll be all "I get it, I get it. It's all so Politically Incorrect. OMG, I can not believe that they Went There."
 
2013-01-23 03:19:13 PM  
"Justin is one of the funniest people on earth."
-John Hodgman on Justin Long.


I'm saving this for the next Mac/PC Flame thread where someone goes on about how awesome Hodgman is, and how horrible Long is.
 
2013-01-23 03:21:02 PM  

Uncle Pooky: According to TFA, that is exactly what it is.


Gotta admit, didn't read the article

/this IS fark, after all
 
2013-01-23 03:21:58 PM  
img.youtube.com
 
2013-01-23 03:23:10 PM  

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve


It's a general rule. Very few exceptions.
 
2013-01-23 03:23:28 PM  
There is a theater near me that has $3.50 matinees. I can afford to waste that much on my curiosity.
 
2013-01-23 03:23:49 PM  
My guess is that the devil has decided to collect on all of these schlubs at the same time.
 
2013-01-23 03:25:52 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

It's a general rule. Very few exceptions.


Exceptions include Godfather 1&2, Casino, Cannonball Run, Caddyshack. Oh yeah Deer Hunter minus the wedding scene.
 
2013-01-23 03:26:34 PM  
For everyone biatching about the trailer - Netflix, rent, stream, find Kentucky Fried Movie. It's an homage to that.

And yes, I saw KFM as a kid. My parents weren't nearly as uptight as I am now (no, my kids won't be watching this), and thought it was hilarious!
 
2013-01-23 03:26:51 PM  
I'll wait for the uncut DVD. I love raunchy humor, the wife does not, and the kids are too young.
 
2013-01-23 03:27:48 PM  

Malacon: "Justin is one of the funniest people on earth."
-John Hodgman on Justin Long.

I'm saving this for the next Mac/PC Flame thread where someone goes on about how awesome Hodgman is, and how horrible Long is.


Wait. You mean to tell me one half of the pair that appeared in a series of ads that made them exposed them to a wider audience isn't shiatting all over his golden ticket? YOU DON'T SAY!

/personally, I find the Mitchell & Webb Apple ads more entertaining
 
2013-01-23 03:28:05 PM  
My first hint that this movie probably isn't very good is that they're advertising it on porn sites.

First time I've ever seen anything other than Ashley Madison or sex aids advertised on adult websites.
 
2013-01-23 03:28:10 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]


that was a terrible farking movie.

/kentucky fried movie and the groove tube - now THAT'S how you do skit features!
 
2013-01-23 03:34:05 PM  

DemDave: My first hint that this movie probably isn't very good is that they're advertising it on porn sites.

First time I've ever seen anything other than Ashley Madison or sex aids advertised on adult websites.


Yes, I was wondering about that.
 
2013-01-23 03:36:19 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]


There ain't no Thelma here!
 
2013-01-23 03:38:07 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]


Ain't no farking Thelma here!
 
2013-01-23 03:38:18 PM  
FTFA: Initially, Trey Parker and Matt Stone - creators of "South Park" and "The Book of Mormon" - were involved, but they dropped out.

Says everything I need to know. I may one day watch this just to see how far down a movie has to dig to be below their standards.
 
2013-01-23 03:43:41 PM  

Richelieu: FTFA: Initially, Trey Parker and Matt Stone - creators of "South Park" and "The Book of Mormon" - were involved, but they dropped out.

Says everything I need to know. I may one day watch this just to see how far down a movie has to dig to be below their standards.


granted they might have dropped out due to how busy they were. I think this film was in the heavy production/writing phases while the book of mormon was gearing up and they still have SP.
 
2013-01-23 03:46:21 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 03:46:25 PM  

uncleacid: My wife, I think I'll keep her.


Infinitely funnier than KFM.

/Kramp TV Kitchen
//Brown 25
///Have all the adults left the room?
 
2013-01-23 03:48:06 PM  
after seeing many commercials and trailers for this, my mind kept wandering to The Underground Comedy Movie (1999).

made by Vince Offer (of Slap-Chop/ ShamWow! fame).

I remember seeing the commercials for that back at the turn of the century and wondering what kinds of favors some of those 'stars' owed him to appear in that.
trailer.

but yeah, I'll probably go and see it with the same mindset as when watching Kentucky Fried Movie or Hollywood Shuffle.
 
2013-01-23 03:54:18 PM  
Farrelly says that when he approached George Clooney about playing himself in a sketch (the gag: George Clooney is bad at picking up women)

That actually sounds like a premise with potential. :/
 
2013-01-23 03:58:47 PM  
This guy is in it?

upload.wikimedia.org

Every christmas, my family watches the movie that had him as this:

www.docsmartypants.com

/not sold either way on the movie
 
2013-01-23 04:02:09 PM  

Three-Headed Dog: uncleacid: My wife, I think I'll keep her.

Infinitely funnier than KFM.

/Kramp TV Kitchen
//Brown 25
///Have all the adults left the room?


heavy fighting today in the village of phuc hyu.
 
2013-01-23 04:03:51 PM  

DemDave: My first hint that this movie probably isn't very good is that they're advertising it on porn sites.

First time I've ever seen anything other than Ashley Madison or sex aids advertised on adult websites.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-23 04:04:49 PM  
"Movie 43" features Anna Faris as a young woman asking her boyfriend "Will you poop on me?"

Disgusting. Nothing would make me want to see this movie.

Berry shoving her breasts in a bowl of guacamole.

I'm in.
 
2013-01-23 04:10:57 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x446]


Don't look at me. I didn't invent the term.

Referring to things you use to aid you in the act of sex. Not the STD. That would be in all caps.
 
2013-01-23 04:13:47 PM  

Malacon: "Justin is one of the funniest people on earth."
-John Hodgman on Justin Long.

I'm saving this for the next Mac/PC Flame thread where someone goes on about how awesome Hodgman is, and how horrible Long is.


That someone clearly never saw the DVD extras of Zach and Miri. Long's outtakes and deleted scenes from the Reunion conversation are nothing short of amazing.

Brandon St. Randy.....
 
2013-01-23 04:15:18 PM  

Ro_thunder: For everyone biatching about the trailer - Netflix, rent, stream, find Kentucky Fried Movie. It's an homage to that.

And yes, I saw KFM as a kid. My parents weren't nearly as uptight as I am now (no, my kids won't be watching this), and thought it was hilarious!


KFM and Amazon Women were/are great movies if for no other reason than they were a totally new concept that had great comedy writing and execution.

This flick....eh.....probably not. At best one or two bits will be good and another few will be notable for getting people to say things they never would have.
 
2013-01-23 04:15:33 PM  
So this is going to be like the Onion movie? ahhh that clears it up.
 
2013-01-23 04:16:27 PM  
Huh. Judging by the trailers I've seen on TV, I thought it was basically a Scary Movie-style, probably made up of a bunch of left-over bits that got cut out of all those other movies. But if it's going to be a modern day Amazon Women on the Moon or Kentucky Fried Movie, I'm actually halfway interested.
 
2013-01-23 04:18:46 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Are there fart jokes? Oh, man I hope there's fart jokes. Because if there's one thing this world is lacking, it's fart jokes.

Fart jokes.


You sound like Peter.
 
2013-01-23 04:19:46 PM  
AIN'T NO THELMA HERE, MAN!!
 
2013-01-23 04:21:27 PM  

elvindeath: If the movie has someone shiatting on Elizabeth Banks' chest, I'm in. That sounds great.


am i missing the joke?

there4igraham: My guess is that the devil has decided to collect on all of these schlubs at the same time.


according to the TFA, pretty much all the a-list are personal friends. jackman signed on first then they used his name to dupe winslet, and so on.


thecpt: granted they might have dropped out due to how busy they were. I think this film was in the heavy production/writing phases while the book of mormon was gearing up and they still have SP.


yeah, it sounds like a timing issue. TFA said the first scene was shot 4 years ago. gear waited a year after agreeing to do a scene then had them move it from LA to NY in an attempt to get out of it. the producer/director said they waited on everyone that tried to pull out.


the scene with hallie and steve merchant was great, blowing out the candles at a birthday party for the blind. wtf!
 
2013-01-23 04:22:32 PM  

H31N0US: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

Mars Attacks


Ocean's 12 added 2 hugely famous actors and flopped. But the other ones for ensembles are good.

Death to Smoochy.

Be Cool - Although it has it's good moments.
 
2013-01-23 04:31:26 PM  

obamadidcoke: DemDave: My first hint that this movie probably isn't very good is that they're advertising it on porn sites.

First time I've ever seen anything other than Ashley Madison or sex aids advertised on adult websites.

Yes, I was wondering about that.


Yeah, i was gonna say something about that, its very strange.
 
2013-01-23 04:35:45 PM  

jayhawk88: Huh. Judging by the trailers I've seen on TV, I thought it was basically a Scary Movie-style, probably made up of a bunch of left-over bits that got cut out of all those other movies. But if it's going to be a modern day Amazon Women on the Moon or Kentucky Fried Movie, I'm actually halfway interested.


I think it's going to be like that, but more gross. Not sure if want.
 
2013-01-23 04:38:31 PM  
Fark TV: the Movie.
 
2013-01-23 04:41:00 PM  
Twenty stars, one cup.
 
2013-01-23 04:41:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
I'd like to see Halle remake this bit.
 
2013-01-23 04:48:04 PM  

phimuskapsi: H31N0US: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

Mars Attacks

Ocean's 12 added 2 hugely famous actors and flopped. But the other ones for ensembles are good.

Death to Smoochy.

Be Cool - Although it has it's good moments.


True Romance is so heavy with stars it's insane and it's one of the best movies I've ever seen, except that Tony Scott made QT change the end.
 
2013-01-23 04:53:54 PM  

Irving Maimway: phimuskapsi: H31N0US: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

Mars Attacks

Ocean's 12 added 2 hugely famous actors and flopped. But the other ones for ensembles are good.

Death to Smoochy.

Be Cool - Although it has it's good moments.

True Romance is so heavy with stars it's insane and it's one of the best movies I've ever seen, except that Tony Scott made QT change the end.


Tarantino sold the script so he could do Reservoir Dogs. I don't think Tarantino had much say in the movie at that point.
 
2013-01-23 05:12:16 PM  

Robert1966: Fark TV: the Movie.


With extra sweat and 3D dead man's balls, amirite?
 
2013-01-23 05:20:08 PM  

phimuskapsi: H31N0US: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

Mars Attacks

Ocean's 12 added 2 hugely famous actors and flopped. But the other ones for ensembles are good.

Death to Smoochy.

Be Cool - Although it has it's good moments.


I liked Death to Smoochy though.
 
2013-01-23 05:21:01 PM  

stupiddream: A Mad Mad Mad World it is not.


Beat me to it! Such a fantastic movie.
 
2013-01-23 05:31:07 PM  

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve


I'll play devil's advocate.

The Avengers, Dogma, Lincoln... of the top of my head.
 
2013-01-23 05:36:09 PM  

A Terrible Human: phimuskapsi: H31N0US: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

Mars Attacks

Ocean's 12 added 2 hugely famous actors and flopped. But the other ones for ensembles are good.

Death to Smoochy.

Be Cool - Although it has it's good moments.

I liked Death to Smoochy though.


Oh good. I'm not the only one.
 
2013-01-23 05:41:19 PM  

FreakinB: I liked Death to Smoochy though.

Oh good. I'm not the only one.


death to smoochy is awesome.

"IT'S A COCK!"
 
2013-01-23 05:42:08 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

I'll play devil's advocate.

The Avengers, Dogma, Lincoln... of the top of my head.


and besides the already mentioned It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World,

Short Cuts
The Player
S.O.B.
L.A. Confidential
Pulp Fiction

Tombstone
Silverado
Clue
Murder by Death
Murder on the Orient Express

L.A. Confidential
Whatever Works
True Romance

were all excellent movies with an ensemble cast.
 
2013-01-23 05:59:18 PM  

FlashHarry: FreakinB: I liked Death to Smoochy though.

Oh good. I'm not the only one.

death to smoochy is awesome.

"IT'S A COCK!"


Heil Smoochy!!
 
2013-01-23 06:18:30 PM  

DemDave: the_vegetarian_cannibal: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x446]

Don't look at me. I didn't invent the term.

Referring to things you use to aid you in the act of sex. Not the STD. That would be in all caps.



Actually, the term you were looking for is "marital aids". So you actually did invent the term you used. And unintentional hilarity is still hilarity.
 
2013-01-23 06:31:49 PM  

doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.


Not sure if this means your girlfriend is or isn't a Farker.
 
2013-01-23 06:37:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I was interested in this movie, but the fact that pretty much none of the stars are promoting or even talking about it has me thinking otherwise.


That is the exact opposite to my reaction. I've had this movie on my list since last summerand was surprised to see a few trailers for it just showing up now. I figured it was the DVD release, but no, it's just coming out in theaters.

I'm wicked intrigued now.
 
2013-01-23 06:42:51 PM  
Seriously, go away Cuba Gooding Jr, im trying to fap.
 
2013-01-23 06:45:40 PM  
"I got an e-mail from Justin that said, 'I'm going to be dressing up as Robin again. Do you want to dress up as the Penguin?' And I said yes. Without even realizing cameras would be involved, or that it would be a movie."


I LOL'd.


zedster: Hyjamon: Ref: New Years Eve

They have always these holiday movies: New Years Eve, Valentines Day, Groundhogs Day, etc..


Love Actually.

I know there are a lot of people who love that movie. I am not one of them.
 
2013-01-23 07:05:13 PM  

fusillade762: "I got an e-mail from Justin that said, 'I'm going to be dressing up as Robin again. Do you want to dress up as the Penguin?' And I said yes. Without even realizing cameras would be involved, or that it would be a movie."


I LOL'd.


zedster: Hyjamon: Ref: New Years Eve

They have always these holiday movies: New Years Eve, Valentines Day, Groundhogs Day, etc..

Love Actually.

I know there are a lot of people who love that movie. I am not one of them.


Slowest movie ever, the only good part is you get to see the chick from Gavin and Stacey naked.
 
2013-01-23 07:18:24 PM  
I'm watching it out of pure morbid curiosity.
 
2013-01-23 07:26:05 PM  

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?


It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World runs against this theory. That movie is fantastic.

Cannonball Run, too. Classic! (But #2 sucks.)
 
2013-01-23 07:33:13 PM  
There are no reviews out yet, and it comes out Friday. That's never a good sign.
 
2013-01-23 07:36:56 PM  
I'm going to have some hopes for this because I haven't seen a good KFM type film in decades.

Personally, I don't think today's film audience will bite on it.
Also, don't think today's celebrities have the ability to laugh at themselves.
 
2013-01-23 07:40:49 PM  
Yeah, it's gonna suck. Not one person is promoting the movie and the ads are everywhere, Bucky Larson had that same deal.

I might have to see it just to see if it's bad.
 
2013-01-23 07:45:25 PM  
The fact that none of the 3 wide releases this weekend have anything on Rotten Tomatoes yet means they all probably will get raped by critics, making this officially the worst weekend of the year to release movies?
 
2013-01-23 07:55:43 PM  

mongbiohazard: Actually, the term you were looking for is "marital aids". So you actually did invent the term you used. And unintentional hilarity is still hilarity.


I politely disagree. "Marital aid" is often used in print, but this implies a puritanical view that you're only having sex with a spouse. The term has started to shift to "sex aid" to more accurately (and inclusively) reflect the category's usage. A quick google search shows is in wide use, especially in the UK (particularly among online chemists).
 
2013-01-23 07:56:47 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Farrelly disagrees. "Kids, teenagers, 50-somethings who still smoke pot - they're all going to find something here," he says.

How dare he soil the good name of pot smokers. Even we have standards.

I was interested in this movie, but the fact that pretty much none of the stars are promoting or even talking about it has me thinking otherwise.


I'm looking rather forward to seeing this, actually.
 
2013-01-23 07:59:06 PM  

eddievercetti: Yeah, it's gonna suck. Not one person is promoting the movie and the ads are everywhere, Bucky Larson had that same deal.

I might have to see it just to see if it's bad.


Bucky Larson also had a trailer that sucked ass. Movie 43 had a hilarious trailer.
 
2013-01-23 08:09:06 PM  

calbert: after seeing many commercials and trailers for this, my mind kept wandering to The Underground Comedy Movie (1999).

made by Vince Offer (of Slap-Chop/ ShamWow! fame).

I remember seeing the commercials for that back at the turn of the century and wondering what kinds of favors some of those 'stars' owed him to appear in that.
trailer.

but yeah, I'll probably go and see it with the same mindset as when watching Kentucky Fried Movie or Hollywood Shuffle.


Hollywood Shuffle is awesome.
 
2013-01-23 08:11:25 PM  
Sounds like all those Epic/Disaster/Date Movies ie, horrible.
 
2013-01-23 08:44:18 PM  

Mugato: Sounds like all those Epic/Disaster/Date Movies ie, horrible.


Actually it sounds like the complete opposite of those movies. These are actual sketches that somebody wrote. All of those movies were just shiatty pop-culture references with gay jokes. Lazy. Even if Movie 43 sucks prolapsed goat anus, it'll still be a shining pinnacle of comedy compared to the aforementioned abortions.
 
2013-01-23 08:58:43 PM  

mooseyfate: Mugato: Sounds like all those Epic/Disaster/Date Movies ie, horrible.

Actually it sounds like the complete opposite of those movies. These are actual sketches that somebody wrote. All of those movies were just shiatty pop-culture references with gay jokes. Lazy. Even if Movie 43 sucks prolapsed goat anus, it'll still be a shining pinnacle of comedy compared to the aforementioned abortions.


Well maybe it's Anna Farris who reminded me of those movies...who actually is a pretty good comedic actress (she was hotter with black hair). If someone who sees this really does compare it to Kentucky Fried Movie, I'll give it a shot.
 
2013-01-23 09:15:23 PM  
This movie looks bad and anyone who sees it should feel bad.
 
2013-01-23 09:18:44 PM  
Man, I remember going to the theatre to see Kentucky Fried Movie and Groove Tube in an afternoon double-feature as a teen in the 70's..... My folks had no idea WYF I'd just seen. I felt so rebellious. I remember I'dBetty Thomas with those cat-face pasties and not much else, when later I saw her in Hill Street Blues. :-)
 
2013-01-23 09:31:00 PM  

Lunchlady: doczoidberg: I don't care; I'll see it just to find out how bad it is.

Of course, my dumbass girlfriend won't want to go, but I'm tired of missing out on things just because she's a biatch. I'll go alone, like every man is supposed to. She can get hit by a bus, for all I care.

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Never seen the movie. Not a Will Ferrell fan. But damn I love that phrase.
 
2013-01-23 09:43:45 PM  

DemDave: mongbiohazard: Actually, the term you were looking for is "marital aids". So you actually did invent the term you used. And unintentional hilarity is still hilarity.

I politely disagree. "Marital aid" is often used in print, but this implies a puritanical view that you're only having sex with a spouse. The term has started to shift to "sex aid" to more accurately (and inclusively) reflect the category's usage. A quick google search shows is in wide use, especially in the UK (particularly among online chemists).



Oh come on now, that's just ridic....

/googles

Oh shiatballs... You're totally correct. Also now I feel older because I didn't know that the terminology had time to change. So... you bastard.
/shakes fist in rage
//falls asleep with Matlock on
 
2013-01-23 09:44:14 PM  

Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve


CRUISE, MOORE, NICHOLSON, Bacon, Sutherland, Walsh, Guest, Pollack, and directed by Reiner? A Few Good Men.

Hardly a crappy movie.
 
2013-01-23 09:57:46 PM  
FTA: Initially, Trey Parker and Matt Stone... were involved, but they dropped out.

Wow, that's one hell of a red flag.

When these two take the path of reason something is very, very wrong.
 
2013-01-23 10:06:34 PM  
I am rooting for this movie to be good, but I know it probably won't be.

I've seen the trailer twice on the web now and twice in cinemas and I've laughed every single time. Unfortunately, they've probably used up all the good jokes already.
 
2013-01-23 11:04:32 PM  

calbert: after seeing many commercials and trailers for this, my mind kept wandering to The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) made by Vince Offer (of Slap-Chop/ ShamWow! fame).


He's releasing a "sequel" to it called InAPPropriate Comedy. Looks like he re-shot and possibly expanded the "Lindsay Lohan vs. the Paparazzi" sketch.

Unless it's just a re-hash of Underground Comedy. But it looks like there's brand new sketches and I didn't see any others than the Lohan part re-used.
 
2013-01-23 11:33:16 PM  

Mugato: If someone who sees this really does compare it to Kentucky Fried Movie, I'll give it a shot.


This - if they can pull off a more modern "Kentucky Fried Movie", this will be a quiet monster at the box office. I love folks playing theater chicken, though - "You go see it first." "No, you go see it first." That's what happens when you have to take out a second mortgage to enjoy a good movie at the theater.
 
2013-01-23 11:34:51 PM  
Oh great...a collection of dick and poop jokes.

This is what pisses me off about so-called comedy writers like the Farrelly Bros. They sit there and compare this to KFM and Groove Tube and Amazon Women on the Moon, but the great majority of those movies were not sex or shiat related jokes. They relied on creativity and intelligent use of all sorts of comedic devices, not just base crassness. SNL sucks for the same reason. Nobody willing (or perhaps allowed) to go beyond lowest common denominator 15 year old boy humor. This movie will suck, fail, and hopefully go the way of Gigli, only faster, deeper, and with less attention paid to it.
 
2013-01-24 12:07:39 AM  

MikeSass: Oh great...a collection of dick and poop jokes.

This is what pisses me off about so-called comedy writers like the Farrelly Bros. They sit there and compare this to KFM and Groove Tube and Amazon Women on the Moon, but the great majority of those movies were not sex or shiat related jokes. They relied on creativity and intelligent use of all sorts of comedic devices, not just base crassness. SNL sucks for the same reason. Nobody willing (or perhaps allowed) to go beyond lowest common denominator 15 year old boy humor. This movie will suck, fail, and hopefully go the way of Gigli, only faster, deeper, and with less attention paid to it.


It's rich that this complaint is coming from MikeSass.
 
2013-01-24 12:42:40 AM  
Eh, I'll wait for Redbox or Netflix. It just doesn't look like one that's worth spending 8 bucks a ticket on.
 
2013-01-24 04:11:55 AM  
It doesn't matter if they "want" to talk about it, it's in their contracts that they have to talk about it.

I haven't seen the actual contracts for these actors in this movie, but it's standard to have the promotion requirement in the contract.

It's also usually in the contract that you have to be in the sequel(s).
 
2013-01-24 09:23:42 AM  

Zombie DJ: AIN'T NO THELMA HERE, MAN!!


THE biatch DONT LIVE HERE!!!
 
2013-01-24 10:19:08 AM  

calbert: Uranus Is Huge!: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

I'll play devil's advocate.

The Avengers, Dogma, Lincoln... of the top of my head.

and besides the already mentioned It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World,

Short Cuts
The Player
S.O.B.
L.A. Confidential
Pulp Fiction

Tombstone
Silverado
Clue
Murder by Death
Murder on the Orient Express

L.A. Confidential
Whatever Works
True Romance

were all excellent movies with an ensemble cast.


hmm, maybe I am mistaken with my experience of an ensemble cast leading to a bad movie (or I just remember the bad more than the good). Thanks to all the farkers for pointing out good movies that negate my statement. Also I have never heard of a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad world, and with all the mentions of it, it sounds like something I should check out.

looks like instead of eating this tonight:
us.123rf.com
I will be eating this:
www.allaboutbirds.org
 
2013-01-24 10:26:46 AM  

calbert: Uranus Is Huge!: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

I'll play devil's advocate.

The Avengers, Dogma, Lincoln... of the top of my head.

and besides the already mentioned It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World,

Short Cuts
The Player
S.O.B.
L.A. Confidential
Pulp Fiction

Tombstone
Silverado
Clue
Murder by Death
Murder on the Orient Express

L.A. Confidential
Whatever Works
True Romance

were all excellent movies with an ensemble cast.


Thanks to the Coen Brothers:
Raising Arizona
Barton Fink
Miller's Crossing
The Big Lebowski
[Fargo not as much, but still not bad]
O Brother Where Art Thou
True Grit [better then the original]
 
2013-01-24 11:53:49 AM  
I'm wondering if I'm the only one that has seen / enjoyed it, but since I'm the first to mention it... This reminds me a lot of The Ten, with Paul Rudd. I wasn't a huge fan of the over-the-top ending, but I thought the individual stories were great.

Looking forward to this one.
 
2013-01-24 12:04:59 PM  
I'm going. I am the queen of picking horrible movies. Atleast everyone that I am going with is warned in advance that this is going to be awful.
 
2013-01-24 01:25:41 PM  

mizkc: calbert: Uranus Is Huge!: Hyjamon: I find the more stars in a movie, the crappier it is. Anyone else experience this?

Ref: New Years Eve

I'll play devil's advocate.

The Avengers, Dogma, Lincoln... of the top of my head.

and besides the already mentioned It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World,

Short Cuts
The Player
S.O.B.
L.A. Confidential
Pulp Fiction

Tombstone
Silverado
Clue
Murder by Death
Murder on the Orient Express

L.A. Confidential
Whatever Works
True Romance

were all excellent movies with an ensemble cast.

Thanks to the Coen Brothers:
Raising Arizona
Barton Fink
Miller's Crossing
The Big Lebowski
[Fargo not as much, but still not bad]
O Brother Where Art Thou
True Grit [better then the original]


The Apocalypse was pretty good.


http://vimeo.com/33515158">http://vimeo.com/33515158
 
2013-01-24 01:46:33 PM  
I'd sooner get a colonoscopy with an aluminum bat wielded by twelve large, opera singing viking women than spend 2 seconds watching that movie. Even the trailer was about as amusing as watching japanese wood beetles being anally raped by a squirrell trained in yoga.
 
2013-01-24 02:51:16 PM  

Flappyhead: FlashHarry: FreakinB: I liked Death to Smoochy though.

Oh good. I'm not the only one.

death to smoochy is awesome.

"IT'S A COCK!"

Heil Smoochy!!


I also like Smoochy but it got panned for having such a big cast.
 
2013-01-24 05:13:40 PM  
apparently Halle Berry was the best to work with, it was her idea to go bare breasts into the guacamole.

( thats based on how much trust you put in a TMZ story )

Link
 
2013-01-26 07:35:20 AM  

sea_monkey: apparently Halle Berry was the best to work with, it was her idea to go bare breasts into the guacamole.

( thats based on how much trust you put in a TMZ story )

Link


I believe it. Halle berry is not afraid to take risks, and even when they dont pay off she still is a class act. Monsters ball had her doing an extremely graphic sex scene, and after she was nominated for the razzy for worst actress in catwoman she actually appeared and accepted it. She makes mistakes but doesnt let the, drag her down, at least she is having fun with her career.
 
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