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(100.7 WZLX)   Drunk guy gets frostbite on his junk after humping a snowman   (wzlx.cbslocal.com) divider line 72
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9931 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 3:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-23 01:08:08 PM
If I had a nickle...
 
2013-01-23 01:18:22 PM
Since it was a snowman, does this make him gay?

/nttawwt
 
2013-01-23 01:37:56 PM
I find that hard to believe. Was he humping the damn thing for HOURS. 'Cuz you don't catch frostbite in a few minutes.
 
2013-01-23 02:42:21 PM

AbbeySomeone: Since it was a snowman, does this make him gay?

/nttawwt


Only if the carrots touched.

www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
2013-01-23 02:48:32 PM
BLUE WIENIES!
pulmyears.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-23 02:50:58 PM
The guy has some serious globes.
 
2013-01-23 03:12:05 PM
If I wasn't at work, I'd link to a very relevant Oglaf
 
2013-01-23 03:25:01 PM

AbbeySomeone: Since it was a snowman, does this make him gay?

/nttawwt


Speaking for my team, we don't want him.
 
2013-01-23 03:34:50 PM
It sounds like he had a bad case of snowballs.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:28 PM

the_sidewinder: If I wasn't at work, I'd link to a very relevant Oglaf


There goes everyone's workday googling whatever it is you're talking about. Then getting fired 'cos you didn't warn them that it's NSFW...

/warning, NSFW, Wait til you get home...
 
2013-01-23 03:35:39 PM
 
2013-01-23 03:36:04 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've humped a lot of snowmen, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


The snow was cold, the snow was cold!
 
2013-01-23 03:36:09 PM
That feeling you get when you see TFA's title pop up... "Drunk Guy Gets Frostbite On His Junk After Trying to Have Sex With a Snowman [PHOTO]"

/The feeling that there is no possible way that seeing a photo of this could end well.
 
2013-01-23 03:36:22 PM

DrPainMD: I find that hard to believe. Was he humping the damn thing for HOURS. 'Cuz you don't catch frostbite in a few minutes seconds.


FTFY
 
2013-01-23 03:37:11 PM
That's considered a STD in Canuckistan.
 
2013-01-23 03:37:15 PM
You could hear the screams of poor Frosty from miles away..."Snow means snow!  Snow means snow!"
 
2013-01-23 03:39:49 PM
At least he bought the snowman a few drinks first.
 
2013-01-23 03:40:31 PM
there was more than magic in that old hat they found
 
2013-01-23 03:40:32 PM
Shouldn't have gone in dry...
 
2013-01-23 03:40:46 PM
As I understand it, that is not how homemade ice-cream is made.
 
2013-01-23 03:40:52 PM

deanis: DrPainMD: I find that hard to believe. Was he humping the damn thing for HOURS. 'Cuz you don't catch get frostbite in a few minutes seconds.

FTFY


FTFY2

You don't 'catch' frostbite at all, it's not a virus or bacteria. It is cell/extremity damage caused by cold.
 
2013-01-23 03:41:03 PM
Don't eat the yellow snow, or the white snow.
/just don't eat snow, that shiat's polluted.
 
2013-01-23 03:42:30 PM
There must have been some magic in that condom that I found
Cuz when I slipped it on my dick, his butt I began to pound

/thumpitty thump thump thumpitty thump thump
 
2013-01-23 03:45:19 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: There must have been some magic in that condom that I found
Cuz when I slipped it on my dick, his butt I began to pound

/thumpitty thump thump thumpitty thump thump


Down to the village, with his man stick in his hand;
running here and there in his underwear,
saying, "Catch me if you can!"
 
2013-01-23 03:45:20 PM
Andy is going to be pissed.
 
2013-01-23 03:46:32 PM
He shouldn't have tossed its salad first. The salt in his saliva dropped the freezing point, hastening his frostbite, which was hastened even further when he didn't withdraw immediately upon completion.
 
2013-01-23 03:46:55 PM

StopLurkListen: the_sidewinder: If I wasn't at work, I'd link to a very relevant Oglaf

There goes everyone's workday googling whatever it is you're talking about. Then getting fired 'cos you didn't warn them that it's NSFW...

/warning, NSFW, Wait til you get home...


Haha, here it is: Oglaf
REALLY NSFW (in a cartoony way).
 
2013-01-23 03:47:02 PM
images7.yandy.com
 
2013-01-23 03:48:34 PM
Also: he's not gay.

He's a H2Omo.
 
2013-01-23 03:50:37 PM
I wonder if he did it on a Triple Dog Dare.
 
2013-01-23 03:54:33 PM
Too bad that biatch was frigid.
 
2013-01-23 03:57:43 PM

deadplant: [images7.yandy.com image 325x585]


She even has balls, if you need that kind of thing.
 
2013-01-23 03:58:30 PM
Others prefer oral.
blog.oregonlive.com
 
2013-01-23 03:59:03 PM
He found my ex?
 
2013-01-23 03:59:08 PM
shennanigans, he was with my ex.
 
2013-01-23 03:59:33 PM

StopLurkListen: the_sidewinder: If I wasn't at work, I'd link to a very relevant Oglaf

There goes everyone's workday googling whatever it is you're talking about. Then getting fired 'cos you didn't warn them that it's NSFW...

/warning, NSFW, Wait til you get home...


Welcome to the Boudoir of the Snow Queen!
 
2013-01-23 04:02:36 PM
i can't believe i'm the first person to call shenanigans on this. or is that the joke?
 
2013-01-23 04:04:17 PM

socalnewwaver: i can't believe i'm the first person to call shenanigans on this. or is that the joke?


Farva is 2nd

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-23 04:05:01 PM
www.snowmanpokerleague.com
 
2013-01-23 04:08:05 PM
At least it wasn't sex with a snow-blower. :rimshot:
 
2013-01-23 04:09:08 PM
I just hope they took a rape kit.

And just think, it would be frozen, which means if any Farkettes out there are looking for a sperm donor, this winner is available!
 
2013-01-23 04:12:23 PM
Good thing it doesnt snow much in Florida or we'd see this story more often.
 
2013-01-23 04:13:53 PM
came expecting Oglaf, left disappointed.
 
2013-01-23 04:17:20 PM

cgraves67: balls


Dammit, someone always beats me to it.
 
2013-01-23 04:18:54 PM
I knew I wasn't the only one who like to dip my fry in a Frosty.
 
2013-01-23 04:20:20 PM
I think that may have been the most poorly written article I've ever read.

It has almost no information, and what about the random CAPS???
 
2013-01-23 04:21:41 PM
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Or more ominously:

horrorhothousereview.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-23 04:22:26 PM
No oglaf?
 
2013-01-23 04:34:13 PM

MBooda: Others prefer oral.


You know, the kid who played Flick went on to a porn career ....
 
2013-01-23 04:48:00 PM
Should've worn a condom. I read somewhere they make sex safe while still being just as pleasureable.

/thread crossover
 
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