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(Wonkette)   Oklahoma congressman knows who is responsible for all these shootings: welfare moms frauding the gubmint   (wonkette.com) divider line 82
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2013-01-23 02:37:01 PM  
but we can't let anyone have contraception, education or access to abortions which might prevent them from becoming welfare mothers. because jesus.
 
2013-01-23 02:38:20 PM  
Once again America is outsmarted by poor, black women. Damn, they're good.
 
2013-01-23 02:38:28 PM  
155 million people in the US workforce.

3 million people in the US get 1/2 or more of their annual income from welfare.

Seems legit.
 
2013-01-23 02:38:46 PM  
So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are males means nothing? What a tool.
 
2013-01-23 02:41:18 PM  
Political Mad Lib: (tragic event) was caused by (group we don't like)
 
2013-01-23 02:41:21 PM  
Well, there is a strong correlation between gun violence and low income status, so indirectly there might be a grain of truth there.

I suspect that the good Congressman might not be entirely pleased when he figures out that he's just made a very good argument for the free and easy availability of affordable abortions, though.
 
2013-01-23 02:42:59 PM  
arts.columbia.edu

Gimme a pack of Newport 100s and a bucket of fried chicken, or I'll pop a cap in some white children ass.
 
2013-01-23 02:44:17 PM  

Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.


added something there
 
2013-01-23 02:45:26 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Once again America is outsmarted by poor, black women. Damn, they're good.


Which is odd because they're lazy too.
 
2013-01-23 02:46:32 PM  
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs!
Link
 
2013-01-23 02:46:46 PM  

Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are males means nothing? What a tool.


Well, if you believe the MSM version of the story they are all male, sure. Everyone who can see through the lies knows that the Aurora shooter was L-a Johnson single mother of 4, and that the perpetrator at Sandy Hook was Mercedes Guttierez-Hernandez, single mother of 6
 
2013-01-23 02:47:18 PM  

Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are males means nothing? What a tool.


About 8 in 9 murderers are male, and about 3 in 4 murder victims. So not really "just about all", but there's certainly a trend there.

http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/homicide/gender.cfm
 
2013-01-23 02:50:07 PM  
"Well, I totally concur." -Pat Robertson to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."
 
2013-01-23 02:50:17 PM  

eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there


They all have moms, and the average welfare recipient is a white single mother.

So suck it, LIBTARDS!!
 
2013-01-23 02:52:45 PM  
You know what will really end the problem of gun violence? Tax cuts for the most wealthy.
 
2013-01-23 02:53:17 PM  

eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there


Well, they're white when it's convenient. You know that had George Zimmerman plugged a white kid, his Hispanic heritage would've been amped up to 11...
 
2013-01-23 02:55:14 PM  
Adam Lanza was actually a welfare queen.
 
2013-01-23 02:56:56 PM  
I agree with that. I think there are a bunch of issues most liberals are afraid to talk about. Where are we on all the violent movies? Where are we on all the violent video games? Where are we as a culture?

1. Haven't seen Django Unchained yet. Or Zero Dark Thirty. I did see Skyfall.
2. I gave up on Skyrim and I'm currently playing Far Cry 3 and Assassin's Creed 3. Black Ops 2 is on the shelf waiting for me.
3. "We" who, kemosabe? Most of us are here in 2013, while some of you Hugh Beaumont wannabes are still fighting windmills like contraception and welfare queens from decades ago.
 
2013-01-23 02:57:21 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: You know what will really end the problem of gun violence? Tax cuts for the most wealthy.


Tax cuts for the wealthy allows them to createe jobs. People working jobs are no longer struggling to survive, which means they will resort to gun violence less.

Don't joke, you'll probably see a GOPer make that argument soon.
 
2013-01-23 02:59:21 PM  
we all know who is truly to blame

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 03:03:05 PM  

eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there


Well, the Virginia Tech shooter wasn't and he was the worst, so I didn't want to throw all white guys under the bus.
 
2013-01-23 03:04:18 PM  

MFAWG: eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there

They all have moms, and the average welfare recipient is a white single mother.

So suck it, LIBTARDS!!


Point conceded. Burn the trailer parks.
 
2013-01-23 03:05:55 PM  

Katolu: eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there

Well, the Virginia Tech shooter wasn't and he was the worst, so I didn't want to throw all white guys under the bus.


As usual, Asians outdo whites in academic settings. What is it about white people that causes them to underachieve. Personally, I think it's their culture that refuses to value hard work.

You won't hear the Politically Correct PC MSM Main Stream Media talk about that.
 
2013-01-23 03:06:39 PM  
I was like, "nah, he didn't really say that"

watched the video

"oh my god, he really said that"
 
2013-01-23 03:09:22 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Katolu: eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there

Well, the Virginia Tech shooter wasn't and he was the worst, so I didn't want to throw all white guys under the bus.

As usual, Asians outdo whites in academic settings. What is it about white people that causes them to underachieve. Personally, I think it's their culture that refuses to value hard work.

You won't hear the Politically Correct PC MSM Main Stream Media talk about that.


Ms. Palin is that you
 
2013-01-23 03:10:52 PM  
I know you can "defraud" someone, how does "frauding" work? Is that related to being defrauded? Defrauding someone else?
 
2013-01-23 03:12:17 PM  
So ban guns to keep them away from medicated video game players on welfare. Let's get this done.
 
2013-01-23 03:12:43 PM  
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone make the connection between the Newtown shooter's mom being a survivalist and the surge of survivalism after Obama took office. Maybe his mother wouldn't have owned so many guns and wouldn't have made sure he had marksmanship training if she didn't have to worry about a communist usurper in the White House. Could those factors have saved lives? Why hasn't Obama apologized for causing the shooting?
 
2013-01-23 03:12:47 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Katolu: eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there

Well, the Virginia Tech shooter wasn't and he was the worst, so I didn't want to throw all white guys under the bus.

As usual, Asians outdo whites in academic settings. What is it about white people that causes them to underachieve. Personally, I think it's their culture that refuses to value hard work.

You won't hear the Politically Correct PC MSM Main Stream Media talk about that.


I laugh-snorted.
 
2013-01-23 03:13:55 PM  

Katolu: MFAWG: eagles95: Katolu: So, the fact that the just about all of these shooters are WHITE males means nothing? What a tool.

added something there

They all have moms, and the average welfare recipient is a white single mother.

So suck it, LIBTARDS!!

Point conceded. Burn the trailer parks.


There'd be nothing left of most of Oklahoma and the semi rural Southeast if we did that.
 
Ant
2013-01-23 03:14:56 PM  

Pincy: I was like, "nah, he didn't really say that"

watched the video

"oh my god, he really said that"


Of course he said it. It's part of the GOP congressional job requirement to be an ignorant, know-nothing, blow-hard. It helps if you're a crazy conspiracy theorist as well.
 
2013-01-23 03:16:59 PM  
Are there ANY active Republican politicians that aren't worthless pieces of shiat? I'm serious. I can't think of any.
 
2013-01-23 03:19:53 PM  

Ant: Pincy: I was like, "nah, he didn't really say that"

watched the video

"oh my god, he really said that"

Of course he said it. It's part of the GOP congressional job requirement to be an ignorant, know-nothing, blow-hard. It helps if you're a crazy conspiracy theorist as well.


You know how far derp the right has gone? So far derp that John McCain looks reasonable. The comment was precipitated by a lady's crazy conspiracy theory question. But rather than inform her she's crazy and correct her, the politician decided to reinforce her derp and run with it.

www.islamophobiatoday.com
 
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2013-01-23 03:20:16 PM  
They are too stupid even to be shamed in public.
 
2013-01-23 03:22:24 PM  
This is a thing that single welfare moms do, give healthy kids drugs to make them crazy for money, because evil and welfare and moms and womyn and moms and womyn and welfare.


I've always wondered, how do know when someone pronounces women and womyn? Its not as easy to figure out as they're, their and there as they are both nouns. To add to my confusion, the Google does not even recognize womyn as word. Must be because Google is run by men instead of myn.
 
2013-01-23 03:23:02 PM  
Exxon is shooting people again?
 
2013-01-23 03:23:27 PM  
Proving once again that there is nothing - not one single thing - that is good about Oklahoma.
 
2013-01-23 03:25:30 PM  
I'll be impressed when some welfare mom shoots an old man in the face, and then makes the victim apologize on national TV.
 
2013-01-23 03:26:45 PM  
I don't know why I read some of these links. They just depress me.
 
2013-01-23 03:30:12 PM  
James Lankford doesn't look like a stupid man. So we will have to assume that he is just evil.

upload.wikimedia.org

Hmmm. I'd say a little from Column A and a little from Column B.
 
2013-01-23 03:31:24 PM  

realmolo: Are there ANY active Republican politicians that aren't worthless pieces of shiat? I'm serious. I can't think of any.


Chris Christie isn't entirely worthless.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:24 PM  
Don't believe the Main Stream Media's lies.
We must address the real cause of these shootings - The Jews
 
2013-01-23 03:35:30 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Proving once again that there is nothing - not one single thing - that is good about Oklahoma.


Now now, there is some good. I come home to two of them everyday after work. Unfortunately the derp meter in the state is pegged and ready to start twirling.

My first reaction was which congress critter, it could have been anyone of them. Lankford comes from the fundie end of the spectrum. Was a Baptist camp director before getting elected.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:42 PM  

tnpir: James Lankford doesn't look like a stupid man. So we will have to assume that he is just evil.



Hmmm. I'd say a little from Column A and a little from Column B.


Those are the eyes of a man who has had sex with a first cousin.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:49 PM  

Nurglitch: Adam Lanza was actually a welfare queen.


Major Nidal Hassan was collecting tens of thousands of dollars a year from the government. He was even getting free clothes!
 
2013-01-23 03:35:58 PM  
Oh, it's Lankford, the super-fundie moron.

This guy's work experience prior to Congress was running a large church camp that is commonly referred to in the state as the "Baptist breeding ground."
 
2013-01-23 03:36:04 PM  

Grungehamster: I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone make the connection between the Newtown shooter's mom being a survivalist and the surge of survivalism after Obama took office. Maybe his mother wouldn't have owned so many guns and wouldn't have made sure he had marksmanship training if she didn't have to worry about a communist usurper in the White House. Could those factors have saved lives? Why hasn't Obama apologized for causing the shooting?


well if she would have been armed, her son would have never made it to the school
 
2013-01-23 03:39:41 PM  
Bankers crash economy? Blame welfare.

Bankers' kids go on shooting sprees? Blame welfare.

Bankers [insert anything]? Blame welfare.
 
2013-01-23 03:40:39 PM  
Here's your welfare violence. Gosh, if only someone with a gun had been there to stop this.
 
2013-01-23 03:51:15 PM  
See, I thought it was just me that was truly tired of these threads, but like 90% of the other replies are sarcastic quips and jokes at the expense of people in the media taking shiat like this seriously.

Can we farking stop the gun threads now?
 
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