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(Jezebel)   Just what all you Obama worshipers have been waiting for. Your ultimate fantasy will be fulfilled. Here comes an erotic novel involving the Obamas   ( jezebel.com) divider line
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706 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jan 2013 at 1:13 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-23 12:32:23 PM  
Like they really need it in writing...they already have the greatest imagination as it is, imagining that we have a president who cares about anyone but himself.

/that should get this thread started with some worthwhile back and forth banter
 
2013-01-23 12:35:54 PM  
Bush worshipers already had that - it was called Powerline.
 
2013-01-23 12:43:46 PM  
"Engage!" Romney shouted in his surpriseing Brittsh accent, making Boehner take the GOP to Derp 12. Fartbongo appeared in a puff of smoke and flashed his cock at Ronmey. Instantly,the uptite governer got hard and tried to denie it but Fartbongo put a dog collar on him and then it was okay. Ryan took thechair and Fartbongo waved his wand and then they were in Hawaai and Ronmey was dressed in a grass skurt with cocoanutte haves over his breasts. ***//***fark me, Fartbongo!***//** he tought, and Fartbongo set fire to the skurt to get rid of it, and then bent Romney over and farked him really hard wit his universal health care-sized dick and Romney came so hard his body exploded into amillion peaces right their on the beach and Fartbongo cried.
 
2013-01-23 12:52:05 PM  
I'd slap balls with Obama whilst DPing Michelle. It'd be an honor.
 
2013-01-23 01:12:57 PM  
Ew.  Fluffy het RPS is squicky.
 
2013-01-23 01:13:02 PM  

i.qkme.me

 
2013-01-23 01:14:22 PM  
Sex Fantasies involving Obama?

So Obama lands in Sheriff Arpaio's jail after being found guilty of having a fake birth certificate. He's thrown in jail with a white guy wearing no shirt and some eye shadow. Like this guy, but scarier:
img.photobucket.com

-Scratch that...

Obama is held down by white republican deputies while he is raped by congressional "Tea Partiers" one at a time. Meanwhile he is screaming "nazi-commie slogans" while he is getting raped... Years later, he's at his parole hearing saying that prison was a good thing for him. That it showed him the error of his ways and that he is a reformed Nazi-Commie now turned capitalist. He quickly gets a job as a house servant for Boehner. He dresses like a proper southern black butler and is very subservient to Boehner.

Boehner summons him to his chambers one night to help him with his gown...
 
2013-01-23 01:17:37 PM  
That sounds like a really, really stupid book.
 
2013-01-23 01:17:59 PM  

superdolfan1: Like they really need it in writing...they already have the greatest imagination as it is, imagining that we have a president who cares about anyone but himself.

/that should get this thread started with some worthwhile back and forth banter


Forget gasoline, you came right out like a boss and tossed a gallon of nitromethane on this one!
Good work!
 
2013-01-23 01:18:02 PM  
To be fair, if somebody was really that into the dude, some dude in Japan put out a really explicit Obama/Hilary fan comic four years ago. This isn't exactly new.
 
2013-01-23 01:19:08 PM  

Hey subby:

static.ddmcdn.com

much?

 
2013-01-23 01:19:16 PM  
Oh, yeah, that's right. Work that big mandate.
 
2013-01-23 01:19:38 PM  
My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.
 
2013-01-23 01:19:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-23 01:21:16 PM  
I expect a CNTL-F for the phrase "toned arms" would yield eleventy billion hits.
 
2013-01-23 01:21:21 PM  
My only amazement is that it took this long. Fanfic is some scary stuff.
 
2013-01-23 01:21:23 PM  
At least on Fark, it's not his supporters that have been obsessed with the president's staff.
 
2013-01-23 01:21:25 PM  
images.lauraingraham.com
 
2013-01-23 01:23:49 PM  

BMulligan: My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.


like sexually?
 
2013-01-23 01:25:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
/GIS for "Obama Rule 34"
 
2013-01-23 01:26:38 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: That sounds like a really, really stupid book.


Yeah, like, even stupider than I was expecting, knowing that it was erotic Obama fan fiction.
 
2013-01-23 01:27:51 PM  
The GOP version didn't sell as well, they couldn't get straight guys to buy it.
 
2013-01-23 01:29:18 PM  
One thing you can't deny. You just kinda get that those two have a natural sexual chemistry.
 
2013-01-23 01:29:56 PM  

Jackson Herring: BMulligan: My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.

like sexually?


Only Dana Perino.
 
2013-01-23 01:31:03 PM  

BMulligan: Only Dana Perino.


dana perino: worst hair in DC
 
2013-01-23 01:37:02 PM  

Jackson Herring: BMulligan: Only Dana Perino.

dana perino: worst hair in DC


Are we thinking of the same Dana Perino?
 
2013-01-23 01:38:42 PM  
Fifty Shades of Blah?
 
2013-01-23 01:39:35 PM  

KatjaMouse: Jackson Herring: BMulligan: Only Dana Perino.

dana perino: worst hair in DC

Are we thinking of the same Dana Perino?


www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-01-23 01:47:29 PM  

Jackson Herring: KatjaMouse: Jackson Herring: BMulligan: Only Dana Perino.

dana perino: worst hair in DC

Are we thinking of the same Dana Perino?

[www.mediabistro.com image 333x400]


Such a naughty little flack!
 
2013-01-23 01:52:43 PM  
Dear GOP: You're not helping your own case by derisively referring to Obama as a celebrity, or sarcastically referring to him as "the Messiah."

First off, none of his supporters actually believe these things you claim they do. Secondly, when you use these tropes, you're only reinforcing the fact that he is more popular than you or anybody you have been able to find to represent you.

You are only highlighting the fact that your own candidates inspire no admiration, and seem to have to universal inability to form a personal connection with any voters. It comes across like "I'm so sick and tired about hearing what a genius that Tobias Funke is".
 
2013-01-23 01:53:11 PM  
There's going to be an outbreak of carpal tunnel over in the politics tab.
 
2013-01-23 01:53:45 PM  
S.E Cupp... Maybe... But the after-sex talk is gonna be very awkward.
 
2013-01-23 01:55:53 PM  

BMulligan: My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.


They pretty much are, they just don't realize it.
 
2013-01-23 02:10:23 PM  
Trust me: this will sell MUCH higher on the Right-Wing than the left...
 
2013-01-23 02:13:04 PM  

CygnusDarius: S.E Cupp... Maybe... But the after-sex talk is gonna be very awkward.


My latest political wank fantasy involves an argument on fiscal policy between SE Cupp and Krystal Ball devolving into hate-scissoring.

Hm.  I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-23 02:15:29 PM  
Wat.
 
2013-01-23 02:15:31 PM  

gilgigamesh: hate-scissoring


I love you.
 
2013-01-23 02:17:42 PM  

BMulligan: gilgigamesh: hate-scissoring

I love you.


Believe it or not, there is a whole sub-genre of porn that involves wrestling matches with two chicks beating the crap out of each other and then ends in scissoring that I have never seen in my life in case my wife is reading this thread.
 
2013-01-23 02:19:35 PM  

BMulligan: My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.


You say that because you haven't met anyone who is really really Obama nuts. I have a friend that gets really serious and pauses for effect while declaring Obama has-not-made-one-bad-decision and "everything, he, has, done, has, been, perfect " and of course you have to accentuate the word "perfect". He is now a full blown alcoholic, but that is not at all relevant to the point, it just makes the pauses longer and more annoying because you can never be quite sure if he forgot what he was talking about, which is the norm, or he is trying to be particularly dramatic in "proving" his point. I bring up things leftists don't like about the administration and he won't have any of it. The increase in medical marijuanna raids in California under Obama...."I don't believe that". The top down housing and industry bailouts...."he did exactly what he had to do", sloyly, words seperated...

The closest I've witneessed in reverse was a woman I work with that had a "George Bush is MY president" sign in her office when GWB was still in office. She was a little freaky but I never got to find out if she worshipped the guy to the point of denying reality. Not going to go find out...
 
2013-01-23 02:21:37 PM  
If this author embellishes the size of Obamas manhood in similar proportion to the media embellishing the relevancy of his ideas, the book will have to be at least 15 feet wide. Wider if it has pictures.
 
2013-01-23 02:23:38 PM  

Big_Fat_Liar: BMulligan: My ultimate fantasy involves seeing anyone who uses the phrase "Obama worshippers" in a serious manner being publicly humiliated.

You say that because you haven't met anyone who is really really Obama nuts. I have a friend that gets really serious and pauses for effect while declaring Obama has-not-made-one-bad-decision and "everything, he, has, done, has, been, perfect " and of course you have to accentuate the word "perfect". He is now a full blown alcoholic, but that is not at all relevant to the point, it just makes the pauses longer and more annoying because you can never be quite sure if he forgot what he was talking about, which is the norm, or he is trying to be particularly dramatic in "proving" his point. I bring up things leftists don't like about the administration and he won't have any of it. The increase in medical marijuanna raids in California under Obama...."I don't believe that". The top down housing and industry bailouts...."he did exactly what he had to do", sloyly, words seperated...

The closest I've witneessed in reverse was a woman I work with that had a "George Bush is MY president" sign in her office when GWB was still in office. She was a little freaky but I never got to find out if she worshipped the guy to the point of denying reality. Not going to go find out...


[sarah_palin_the_one.jpg]

And don't forget St. Ronald!
 
2013-01-23 02:29:27 PM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If this author embellishes the size of Obamas manhood in similar proportion to the media embellishing the relevancy of his ideas, the book will have to be at least 15 feet wide. Wider if it has pictures.


Oh, look. Another wingnut obsessed with Obama's cock.
 
2013-01-23 02:30:21 PM  

Empty Matchbook: Trust me: this will sell MUCH higher on the Right-Wing than the left...


Must-have bathroom reading material at every gas station?
 
2013-01-23 02:33:32 PM  

gilgigamesh: BMulligan: gilgigamesh: hate-scissoring

I love you.

Believe it or not, there is a whole sub-genre of porn that involves wrestling matches with two chicks beating the crap out of each other and then ends in scissoring that I have never seen in my life in case my wife is reading this thread.


I take it you're a big Ultimate Surrender fan, eh?

Anyway, I've always thought Michelle is kind of hot, especially for a first lady. I wouldn't mind seeing her steal her husband's time machine and going back in history to dyke it out with Jackie Kennedy, Dolley Madison, Ellen Roosevelt, and Frances Cleveland.
 
2013-01-23 02:34:34 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

fc04.deviantart.net fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-23 02:37:49 PM  

FrancoFile: Oh, yeah, that's right. Work that big mandate.


I wish I had some money to give you a TF subscription. That's gold, Jerry, gold!
 
2013-01-23 02:46:53 PM  
Nothing new about real person fic for politicians. It's much older than the Obama administration.
 
2013-01-23 02:50:21 PM  
The book should come with the Obama Presidential dildo. Choose gold or blue! [Google it. Probably not safe for work.]
 
2013-01-23 02:59:39 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
wat
 
2013-01-23 03:09:43 PM  
Already did it! (new window)

img26.imageshack.us

"Hi there honey. What's your name?" Biden said warmly.

I didn't care to be called "honey", but I decided to ignore it. I introduced myself, and Biden introduced himself in return. It was kind of cute really; as if I would be at his rally and not know who the Vice President is.

"Well, it sure is nice to meet you sweetheart. I was just about to hit the road and ride out of here."

I gestured to the sports car. "Oh, is that your car?"

"You bet your ass it is!" Biden said with a huge grin. "Isn't it awesome?!"

I forced myself to return his smile, trying to make mine seem as realistic as possible. "It's cute."

Biden's face fell. "Cute? It's not cute... it's... it's... it's biatchin'!"

This time I smiled for real. He was this old guy, but the way he spoke seemed so genuine. He really did think that his car was 'biatchin'.

"I like the bird."

Biden grinned and shook his head in wonder. "Some idiots on the internet pooled their money and bought the car for me. I have no idea what they were thinking! But, isn't it awesome?"

That was the second time he asked me if I thought his car was awesome. I couldn't help but laugh. I covered my mouth, but wasn't quite successful at suppressing my giggle.

"I can truthfully say that I've never seen a car like it," I said with a smile.

Biden looked at me with genuine surprise. "You've never seen a Trans-Am?!" he nearly shouted.

I shrugged. "Nope."

Biden was speechless for about ten seconds. His jaw opened and closed several times like a landlocked fish before closing again and setting solid.

"So I guess you've never ridden in a Trans-Am either?"
 
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