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2013-01-23 03:51:44 PM

ChipNASA: I had kidney stones twice. I have a woman who is a friend who also had kidney stones. She told me she'd rather give birth again.
I couldn't even bend to stand up I was in so much pain. 3 shots of morphine and then a shot of dye and i passed it. It was no bigger than 1/2 a grain of rice, if that. Seriously, the piece of stone.salt/calcium that came out of the end of my dick was no bigger that this * (on your keyboard) and I felt a burning and back pain like I'd tore all the muscles in my lower back.
The second time I had *really* bad cramps like gas. I toughed it out. i was concerned and was on the phone with urologist 20 seconds after I tried to pee for the 4th time and did, and BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!! Thankfully a guy in my unit had the same thing happen to him so i knew what it was.

Me: "Um, Hello, yes, I peed Blood"
Dr office: "Oh we can see you on Tuesday"
Me: "You.Don't. Understand" BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!"
Dr Office." It's ok we'll see you on Tuesday (This was Friday)
Me: HELLLOOOOOO, DICK!!! PEE. BLOOD
Dr Office: Yes, I understand, You're not dying. Come see us Tuesday and we'll check it out.
Me: WTFF- OK then.

/sometimes the stones can be sharp and can nick a capillary and that happens.


Big THIS.

Had one this year. And it's gonna be my last. Got to experience Oxycodine. Still have no idea why anyone would want to take it recreationally. Took a day and a half to get it all out of my system... and I was only taking 1 pill instead of 2.
 
2013-01-23 04:00:54 PM

Marine1: We get it: you're special because you have a vagina, and men are lesser because they don't have one.


Heh, I remember laughing my ass of when I learned about "penis envy" in college. My sister induced uterus envy in one of our cousins growing up. He ran to his mom crying and she(Aunt) couldn't stop laughing.
 
2013-01-23 04:02:22 PM

5monkeys: Childbirth is not that bad. I've had five kids, 3 with epidurals and two without. My gallbladder was taken out two years ago due to a pea sized stone that got stuck. That was bad.


For me it was acute pancreatitis.
 
2013-01-23 06:43:39 PM
They should have put them all on the taint. That would be more realistic.
 
2013-01-23 07:09:49 PM
something tells me this is NOT what women feel. but much much worse

i mean you could just zen the whole natural human experience.
but electric shocks.
COME ON that's GAY shiat
 
2013-01-23 08:35:58 PM

Tsar_Bomba1:
Had one this year. And it's gonna be my last. Got to experience Oxycodine. Still have no idea why anyone would want to take it recreationally. Took a day and a half to get it all out of my system... and I was only taking 1 pill instead of 2.


Can't remember which celebrity rehab frequent flyer said it but "painkillers aren't any UN when you're actually in pain"
 
2013-01-23 09:53:11 PM
The miracle of birth is that, having experienced it, people keep doing it.

/stopped at one.
//quite OK with it.
 
2013-01-23 10:03:56 PM

Trentain: [www.miserableretailslave.com image 511x755]

Surprised no one posted this yet.


Woah woah woah... Emma Thompson was in that piece of garbage?
 
2013-01-23 10:39:57 PM

Marisyana: It's amazing to be stuck in a roomful of women with kids who start swapping childbirth stories, each seeming to want to top the others in how much pain there was, how long labor was, who pooped in front of everybody, who got ripped open, etc., who will then turn to me and ask in complete seriousness, "So why don't you have kids?"  ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?

Worst pain I was ever in is a tossup between when my wisdom teeth came in and when I dislocated my knee.  The former made me scream and the latter made me puke.


I do not know why women do that shiat to each other. It's different for every woman, and every birth. I had 40 hours of back labor for my third kid and thought it was going to rip me apart. This last time was like a walk in the park in comparison, even though it was drug free. (I've had an epidural and a narcotic shot in different births, and neither of them did enough for me for it to be worthwhile.) Super hot bath until I had to go to the hospital really helped, as did a few other things. Really, there's a lot available for managing pain, from breathing techniques on up to spinals.

Still, if you don't want kids, don't have them. And don't feel the need to offer excuses. BUT if it's the idea of pain that's getting to you, it's really not that bad, and anyway is over in 2 days or less. (Usually a lot less.)
 
2013-01-23 10:44:48 PM

ChipNASA: I had kidney stones twice. I have a woman who is a friend who also had kidney stones. She told me she'd rather give birth again.
I couldn't even bend to stand up I was in so much pain. 3 shots of morphine and then a shot of dye and i passed it. It was no bigger than 1/2 a grain of rice, if that. Seriously, the piece of stone.salt/calcium that came out of the end of my dick was no bigger that this * (on your keyboard) and I felt a burning and back pain like I'd tore all the muscles in my lower back.
The second time I had *really* bad cramps like gas. I toughed it out. i was concerned and was on the phone with urologist 20 seconds after I tried to pee for the 4th time and did, and BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!! Thankfully a guy in my unit had the same thing happen to him so i knew what it was.

Me: "Um, Hello, yes, I peed Blood"
Dr office: "Oh we can see you on Tuesday"
Me: "You.Don't. Understand" BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!"
Dr Office." It's ok we'll see you on Tuesday (This was Friday)
Me: HELLLOOOOOO, DICK!!! PEE. BLOOD
Dr Office: Yes, I understand, You're not dying. Come see us Tuesday and we'll check it out.
Me: WTFF- OK then.

/sometimes the stones can be sharp and can nick a capillary and that happens.


A friend of mine has scar tissue running all the way down his urethra from that.
 
2013-01-23 11:27:24 PM
I got a hernia operation, three inch incision along my groin next to the leg. Doctor sewed a hive of flesh eating venomous wasps in there. Pain was unbelievable and lasted for two weeks. I would have rather have given natural birth as a male.
 
2013-01-24 12:22:19 AM

DreamSnipers: I got a hernia operation, three inch incision along my groin next to the leg. Doctor sewed a hive of flesh eating venomous wasps in there.


Went through that exact thing back in September. Ocular migraines, kidney stones, and then that ordeal... I'd like to think I've developed a pretty decent tolerance for pain.

I refused to use painkillers during the recovery... for some people, the withdrawal can be worse than the original pain. Didn't want to take that risk.
 
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