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(Inquisitr)   Denise Richards loses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006   (inquisitr.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-23 02:23:48 PM
11 votes:
If it would help, I would hump her leg.
2013-01-23 02:29:40 PM
9 votes:
I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.
2013-01-23 03:02:21 PM
5 votes:
For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.

www.toddlebits.com
2013-01-23 04:25:13 PM
2 votes:

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-23 03:36:42 PM
2 votes:
Atomic Spunk:
I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.

cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2013-01-23 03:17:13 PM
2 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
R.I.P PET
/AmIdoingitright?
2013-01-23 03:10:06 PM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.

[www.toddlebits.com image 373x283]


I was thinking more this

www.pets-news.com

/Did a GIS for "droopy dog", and one of the suggestions was "droopy breasts". My next erection will be sometime in early March
2013-01-23 02:39:06 PM
2 votes:

obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.


You don't care about things that happen to people you don't know?
Then a news aggregation site is definitely the place for you.
2013-01-23 02:25:50 PM
2 votes:

Pinner: at the end of the article:

"Can you relate to Denise Richards' tweet to honor her beloved pet?"

this is why i hate things.


"Can you relate to hating things? Let us know: #whyihatethings"
2013-01-23 01:57:24 PM
2 votes:
I get it. Pets can make a difference in your life.
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-23 05:07:49 PM
1 votes:
i60.photobucket.com
Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun... you don't do it, it's too risky!

/Get a sense of it, and look away
2013-01-23 04:13:29 PM
1 votes:
A certain somebody is happy to note that he's still alive:

i2.cdn.turner.com
2013-01-23 03:47:49 PM
1 votes:
So she needs a "Free Dog" sign?
2013-01-23 03:12:54 PM
1 votes:
Mostly hot, but that nose of hers could put your eye out.

/studman69
2013-01-23 02:53:04 PM
1 votes:

probesport: fireclown: probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.

Lost a 16 year old cat last year, honestly that was harder than I think these will be. I'm not as close to the dogs as my wife is.


"Huuuneeeee, we're out of peeeeanut butter again!!! Can you be a dear and pick some up on your way home from work?"
2013-01-23 02:52:29 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


Fantasy.

Shattered.
2013-01-23 02:51:32 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised she hasn't had Charlie Sheen put down by now.
2013-01-23 02:50:19 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.


You magnificent bastard! I knew how this story was going to end and still LOLd!
2013-01-23 02:46:13 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


Not the best I've ever seen, but I'd need to see more just to be sure.
2013-01-23 02:44:07 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


....I has a sad now....
2013-01-23 02:43:54 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.

You don't care about things that happen to people you don't know?
Then a news aggregation site is definitely the place for you.


I only do celebrity tragedy for entertainment value. Just like you.
2013-01-23 02:33:06 PM
1 votes:
"Denise Richards loses looses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006"

FTFY Subby

/Pet Peeve.
2013-01-23 02:32:38 PM
1 votes:
I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.
However if this tragic loss leads to more Denise Richards pictures being posted, its a net positive for the world.
2013-01-23 02:32:30 PM
1 votes:
She should keep her drug stash where the dog can't get it.
2013-01-23 02:31:26 PM
1 votes:
Sharp knees, would not hit.
2013-01-23 02:27:58 PM
1 votes:
there, there
2013-01-23 02:26:46 PM
1 votes:
I sure would like to console her.
2013-01-23 02:26:26 PM
1 votes:
Will she have sympathy for me when one of my cats shuffles off to the rainbow bridge? No, so She can shut the hell up and get back to work.
2013-01-23 02:26:18 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.


Yeah, actually it is.

/but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm more interested in her losing her clothes
2013-01-23 02:21:18 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: I get it. Pets can make a difference in your life.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 371x599]


Gaah! Zombie T-Rex!
2013-01-23 02:20:02 PM
1 votes:
at the end of the article:

"Can you relate to Denise Richards' tweet to honor her beloved pet?"

this is why i hate things.
 
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