Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.I think someone already did:[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]
Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.
BabyDumplings: A thread full of assholes. Wow.
nitefallz: Certainly not new to Fark but never encountered the mocking of losing a loved pet. What gives?
Farce-Side: texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.I think someone already did:[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.
BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.
basemetal: Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.
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