Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.[www.toddlebits.com image 373x283]
obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.
Pinner: at the end of the article:"Can you relate to Denise Richards' tweet to honor her beloved pet?"this is why i hate things.
probesport: fireclown: probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.Lost a 16 year old cat last year, honestly that was harder than I think these will be. I'm not as close to the dogs as my wife is.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.I think someone already did:[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.
Begoggle: obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.You don't care about things that happen to people you don't know?Then a news aggregation site is definitely the place for you.
basemetal: Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.
Because People in power are Stupid: I get it. Pets can make a difference in your life.[upload.wikimedia.org image 371x599]
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