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2013-01-23 03:10:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.

[www.toddlebits.com image 373x283]


I was thinking more this

www.pets-news.com

/Did a GIS for "droopy dog", and one of the suggestions was "droopy breasts". My next erection will be sometime in early March
 
2013-01-23 03:10:47 PM  

BabyDumplings: A thread full of assholes.  Wow.


Really? How so. Because we don't have feelings for someone that we have never met, and has no idea we even exist?
I've lost 3 really loved pets in as many years. I don't recall receiving a sympathy letter or email from Ms Richards.
 
2013-01-23 03:12:54 PM  
Mostly hot, but that nose of hers could put your eye out.

/studman69
 
2013-01-23 03:13:30 PM  
I'm not sure why subby called the pet pathetic. Maybe a pathetic attempt at humor?
 
2013-01-23 03:14:51 PM  

lennavan: Farce-Side: texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?

No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.

Who was pretty hot kissing Selma Blair.

[pjensi.files.wordpress.com image 425x239]


Wow, Selma Blair! What a blast from the past! I haven't seen her in anything since she quit doing "Friends".
 
2013-01-23 03:17:13 PM  
i47.photobucket.com
R.I.P PET
/AmIdoingitright?
 
2013-01-23 03:18:42 PM  
I had to hold my 2 year old dog while the vet put her to sleep after fracturing her back. Hardest thing I've ever done. That was 10 years ago, and the wife and I just got to the point where we're getting a new puppy in a couple months. This time around, we're planning on getting a second dog soon after.
 
2013-01-23 03:21:11 PM  

Farce-Side: lennavan: Farce-Side: texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?

No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.

Who was pretty hot kissing Selma Blair.

[pjensi.files.wordpress.com image 425x239]

Wow, Selma Blair! What a blast from the past! I haven't seen her in anything since she quit doing "Friends".


who was that other girl on friends... oh yeah, mira sorvina! her comedic timing was to die for!
 
2013-01-23 03:22:03 PM  

Banned on the Run: BabyDumplings: A thread full of assholes.  Wow.

Beats an asshole full of thread though


smart / funny / winnar
 
2013-01-23 03:22:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.


Your handle + this post = comedy gold!
 
2013-01-23 03:23:35 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Farce-Side: lennavan: Farce-Side: texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?

No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.

Who was pretty hot kissing Selma Blair.

[pjensi.files.wordpress.com image 425x239]

Wow, Selma Blair! What a blast from the past! I haven't seen her in anything since she quit doing "Friends".

who was that other girl on friends... oh yeah, mira sorvina! her comedic timing was to die for!


Didn't she just play the assistant in all the new Iron Man movies?
 
2013-01-23 03:25:39 PM  

TheOther: If it would help, I would hump her leg.


Feel free to poop on her front lawn and drink from toilet too.
 
2013-01-23 03:27:35 PM  
Seems fair. I've killed a lot of kittens because of her. And now I feel the urge to kill another one.

/ I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-23 03:32:10 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


yikes!
disappointing breasteses are disappointing
 
2013-01-23 03:33:07 PM  

kkinnison: I lost my pet flea yesturday. he ran off to join the circus. Strangelt this didn't make the news. I made a press release and everything. Didn't even get a greenlight

/inconsolable

[i.perezitos.com image 450x409]


Is that her daughter? Its a shame to see a child turn into a Juggalo at such a young age. Blame it on the ravages of divorce.
 
2013-01-23 03:33:31 PM  

fireclown: probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.


We should start a support group. I will be putting my 9yo Great Dane I raised from a pup down within a week :(

Gonna be hard stepping foot in the woods without her. She was diagnosed with the big C after our last hike 3 months ago and I haven't hardly been outside since.

/Getting kick etc...
//Think I'll stop by the liquor store & pet shop on the way home now...treats for the both of us...
 
2013-01-23 03:34:14 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BabyDumplings: A thread full of assholes.  Wow.

Really? How so. Because we don't have feelings for someone that we have never met, and has no idea we even exist?
I've lost 3 really loved pets in as many years. I don't recall receiving a sympathy letter or email from Ms Richards.


also: i don't go around parading my bits for public scrutiny

those that do risk scorn and laughter

or being stalked

pros & cons
 
2013-01-23 03:36:11 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


I don't care. I would still like the chance to disappoint the shiat outta Neve Campbell.
 
2013-01-23 03:36:42 PM  
Atomic Spunk:
I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.

cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-01-23 03:43:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


images.hitfix.com
 
2013-01-23 03:43:33 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.


Nice "Smoove B" parody, only the last line should be: "Then I put my sting in her sideways."

/but then, Smoove B was parody, so can one parody parody?
 
2013-01-23 03:47:49 PM  
So she needs a "Free Dog" sign?
 
2013-01-23 04:13:29 PM  
A certain somebody is happy to note that he's still alive:

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-23 04:23:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.

[www.toddlebits.com image 373x283]


i get the joke that it is supposed to be deflated or whatever, but who would have thought that the sfw representation of her tits would so closely resemble a nsfw picture of my balzac?
 
2013-01-23 04:25:13 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 04:25:19 PM  

rickycal78: "Denise Richards loses looses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006"

FTFY Subby

/Pet Peeve.


srsly?
 
2013-01-23 04:34:22 PM  
The perfect movie for her to see as a pick-me-up.

Or not.


/actually the best b-movie I've seen in ages (not to mention the most* faithful book-to-film translation since L.A. Confidential.). It continues to prove that that the criminally-unsung B.Cox seemingly can't give a bad performance on film. And the supporting cast is a b-movie-fan's dream.

*not utterly. But the dropped romance subplot between the two leads wasn't missed.
 
2013-01-23 04:34:28 PM  
My gal also lost a dog named Hank. He dug under the fence back in November and hasn't been seen since. Neighborhood rumor is someone grabbed him and drive off.

Last seen near Royston, GA on 11/14/2012.

Reward.

i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 04:35:10 PM  
*drove off

Sigh
 
2013-01-23 04:35:41 PM  

o'really: bull


French Bulldog, bad case of reporting for many reasons including difference between French Bulldog and Bulldog and the fact it was carried as a news item at all.

/Kinda like my above sentence structure.
//And the one above this
 
2013-01-23 04:40:19 PM  
This is how you grab headlines if you're an F-list celeb. It's never too late to get her into doing porn, though.
 
2013-01-23 04:43:05 PM  
As someone who lost their 20 year old cat last Friday, my sympathies. Takes a while to sink in.
 
2013-01-23 04:49:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.


Flat as a

startfromscratch.ca

Ugly, ugly boobs.
 
2013-01-23 04:52:11 PM  

RabidAnt: As someone who lost their 20 year old cat last Friday, my sympathies. Takes a while to sink in.


I'm sorry your cat died.
 
2013-01-23 04:54:31 PM  

indarwinsshadow: RabidAnt: As someone who lost their 20 year old cat last Friday, my sympathies. Takes a while to sink in.

I'm sorry your cat died.


Was for the best. Decided to put him down after his body was pretty much calling it quicks. Doc found a fairly large tumor so quality of life was out the window. Thanks though
 
2013-01-23 05:06:35 PM  
I had to shoot my dog long ago, it just went crazy one day. No idea why, but it was attacking everything / everybody. Also had to put down a good dog a year ago at the vets. We held her as she was put to sleep. Not something i look forward to again. It was horrible. but at least i dont get on the internets and cry hoping for people to stroke my meat for me in a gush of sympathy.

/oh..wait.
//nevermind.
 
2013-01-23 05:07:48 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.

Flat as a

[startfromscratch.ca image 850x566]

Ugly, ugly boobs.


how mournful
 
2013-01-23 05:07:49 PM  
i60.photobucket.com
Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun... you don't do it, it's too risky!

/Get a sense of it, and look away
 
2013-01-23 05:27:15 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.



Second. I REALLY had a thing for her in the day, then I saw that shiat.....mournful, I say.
 
2013-01-23 05:41:22 PM  
SIGH. I used to date a girl that looked just like her...she was farking the rest of Atlanta behind my back...the LOWER half.
 
2013-01-23 05:42:39 PM  
I feel for her.  Probably the only thing that was loyal to her over the past 13 years.
 
2013-01-23 05:43:06 PM  

Sinbox: The perfect movie for her to see as a pick-me-up.

Or not.


/actually the best b-movie I've seen in ages (not to mention the most* faithful book-to-film translation since L.A. Confidential.). It continues to prove that that the criminally-unsung B.Cox seemingly can't give a bad performance on film. And the supporting cast is a b-movie-fan's dream.

*not utterly. But the dropped romance subplot between the two leads wasn't missed.


Hey man, next time can you name what you're linking to.
I'm not made of clicks.
 
2013-01-23 05:50:57 PM  
Atomic Spunk

You are a delicate, light Orange on the favorites list.
 
2013-01-23 06:18:48 PM  

elvindeath: I had to hold my 2 year old dog while the vet put her to sleep after fracturing her back. Hardest thing I've ever done. That was 10 years ago, and the wife and I just got to the point where we're getting a new puppy in a couple months. This time around, we're planning on getting a second dog soon after.


Wrong thread- this is a kitten killing thread, not a dead dog thread.
 
2013-01-23 08:12:19 PM  

probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...


Yeah :-(

I just lost my 12 year old cat to renal failure, and still have a 15 year old cat plus a 17-ish year old dog. I told the boyfriend we need to start spacing out our pets a little better. Our other dog is only 3 so she should be around for a long time but I will lose my shiat if the others go so soon after the one cat.

Not a fan of Denise Richards, but losing a pet sucks. RIP Hank.
 
2013-01-23 08:18:40 PM  

joaquin closet: rickycal78: "Denise Richards loses looses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006"

FTFY Subby

/Pet Peeve.

srsly?


*sigh* It's a sad day when this golden oldie is no longer recognized and played off of.
 
2013-01-23 08:19:47 PM  
meanwhile...veterans(along with non-veterans) are homeless and no one cares. Sleep warm tonight.
 
2013-01-23 09:49:49 PM  
As someone who recently put his boxer of ten years down, I feel for her.


/still missing my boy.
 
2013-01-23 09:51:10 PM  

im_naked_right_now: meanwhile...veterans(along with non-veterans) are homeless and no one cares. Sleep warm tonight.


1 out of 10. You can troll harder.
 
2013-01-23 09:59:22 PM  

Banned on the Run: nitefallz: Certainly not new to Fark but never encountered the mocking of losing a loved pet. What gives?

I think its the being-made-to-feel-that-we-should-care-because-she's-famous that puts people off.


Yes. She insists upon herself.
 
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