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basemetal		2013-01-23 12:39:06 PM

Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-23 01:57:24 PM

I get it. Pets can make a difference in your life.
upload.wikimedia.org

natas6.0		2013-01-23 02:18:22 PM

She's a hot mes

but having a dog go to the rainbow bridge
suuuuuucks

Empathy for the horrible caricature of a human

Pinner		2013-01-23 02:20:02 PM

at the end of the article:

"Can you relate to Denise Richards' tweet to honor her beloved pet?"

this is why i hate things.

wildstarr		2013-01-23 02:21:18 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I get it. Pets can make a difference in your life.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 371x599]

Gaah! Zombie T-Rex!

DeltaPunch		2013-01-23 02:21:30 PM

We lost our beloved Hank today.... he was such a close part of our family, he will be missed.

Yo SNAP SNAP imma #INSTAGRAM that #JOINT!

Seriously though, he will be missed.

Contents Under Pressure		2013-01-23 02:23:09 PM

No matter what the person is like, a dog is an island of unconditional affection for that person. It's a wrenching experience to lose that. I hope she and her family hightail it over to the pound to get another island of love.

TheOther		2013-01-23 02:23:48 PM

If it would help, I would hump her leg.

blatz514		2013-01-23 02:24:01 PM

I'll start!

content9.flixster.com

/what's this about a dog dying?

nitefallz		2013-01-23 02:24:32 PM

Certainly not new to Fark but never encountered the mocking of losing a loved pet. What gives?

ProfessorOhki		2013-01-23 02:25:50 PM

Pinner: at the end of the article:

"Can you relate to Denise Richards' tweet to honor her beloved pet?"

this is why i hate things.

"Can you relate to hating things? Let us know: #whyihatethings"

Agent Smiths Laugh		2013-01-23 02:26:18 PM

basemetal: Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.

Yeah, actually it is.

/but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm more interested in her losing her clothes

Ohlookabutterfly		2013-01-23 02:26:26 PM

Will she have sympathy for me when one of my cats shuffles off to the rainbow bridge? No, so She can shut the hell up and get back to work.

BillyRayBob		2013-01-23 02:26:46 PM

I sure would like to console her.

ATOMWATTS		2013-01-23 02:27:58 PM

there, there

Atomic Spunk		2013-01-23 02:29:40 PM

I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.

base935		2013-01-23 02:31:26 PM

Sharp knees, would not hit.

uncleacid		2013-01-23 02:32:30 PM

She should keep her drug stash where the dog can't get it.

obamadidcoke		2013-01-23 02:32:38 PM

I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.
However if this tragic loss leads to more Denise Richards pictures being posted, its a net positive for the world.

rickycal78		2013-01-23 02:33:06 PM

"Denise Richards ~~loses~~ looses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006"

FTFY Subby

/Pet Peeve.

texdent		2013-01-23 02:36:26 PM

Remember her in Wild Things?

Rann Xerox		2013-01-23 02:38:44 PM

BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

i78.photobucket.com

Begoggle		2013-01-23 02:39:06 PM

obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.

You don't care about things that happen to people you don't know?
Then a news aggregation site is definitely the place for you.

Farce-Side		2013-01-23 02:40:45 PM

texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?

No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-23 02:41:01 PM

Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-23 02:42:36 PM

obamadidcoke		2013-01-23 02:43:54 PM

Begoggle: obamadidcoke: I'm about as concerned about a stranger losing a pet as I am about other things that happen to people I don't know.

You don't care about things that happen to people you don't know?
Then a news aggregation site is definitely the place for you.

I only do celebrity tragedy for entertainment value. Just like you.

Ann Coulter's Diiick		2013-01-23 02:44:07 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.

....I has a sad now....

probesport		2013-01-23 02:45:35 PM

My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

obamadidcoke		2013-01-23 02:46:13 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.

Not the best I've ever seen, but I'd need to see more just to be sure.

fireclown		2013-01-23 02:46:55 PM

probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.

Banned on the Run		2013-01-23 02:48:21 PM

NSFW

D_Evans45		2013-01-23 02:48:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rann Xerox: BillyRayBob: I sure would like to console her.

I think someone already did:

[i78.photobucket.com image 400x244]

I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

Densise Richards breast implants were pretty beat too werent they? I remember them being just shy of "Tara Reid" consistency.

\Fake boobs often look bad
\\Rain is wet, as well

MNguy		2013-01-23 02:48:53 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.

....I has a sad now....

Her tits are fine, it's the hair and dumb-ass expression on her face that bother me.

probesport		2013-01-23 02:48:55 PM

fireclown: probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.

Lost a 16 year old cat last year, honestly that was harder than I think these will be. I'm not as close to the dogs as my wife is.

LeroyBourne		2013-01-23 02:49:23 PM

I worked for a guy who was friends with another guy that did make-up in Hollywood. I asked him who's the biggest biatch in Hollywood, his response, not even really thinking about it: Denise Richards.

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2013-01-23 02:50:19 PM

Atomic Spunk: I imagine she's really broken up right now. She can come to my house and lay her head down in my lap. I will stroke her hair, and listen attentively as she tells stories about Hank, and what a lovable little pooch he was. I will wipe her tears away as she speaks of the void in her life now that he's gone. I will lay her down on the bed, cover her with a thick blanket, and tell her to dream about little Hank as she falls into a deep sleep. Then as she rests, I will whip out my penis and ejaculate on her hair.

You magnificent bastard! I knew how this story was going to end and still LOLd!

lennavan		2013-01-23 02:51:10 PM

Farce-Side: texdent: Remember her in Wild Things?

No no, you're thinking of Claire Danes.

Who was pretty hot kissing Selma Blair.

pjensi.files.wordpress.com

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-01-23 02:51:32 PM

I'm surprised she hasn't had Charlie Sheen put down by now.

MBooda		2013-01-23 02:51:57 PM

seriously ill

There's nothing serious about him.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Ann Coulter's Diiick		2013-01-23 02:52:06 PM

MNguy: Ann Coulter's Diiick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
I was so disappointed when I finally saw Neve Campbell's exposed breasts.

And a NSFW link, for those who have not seen them.

....I has a sad now....

Her tits are fine, it's the hair and dumb-ass expression on her face that bother me.

Yeah they're fine, but after years of wondering about the epicness of Wild Things and not getting a glimpse, I think we expected something...different-y.

Savage Bacon		2013-01-23 02:52:29 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2013-01-23 02:53:04 PM

probesport: fireclown: probesport: My dog's are 14 & 15, knowing that day is coming sooner than later is getting to me...

I got your back. I have a 13 year old cat.

Lost a 16 year old cat last year, honestly that was harder than I think these will be. I'm not as close to the dogs as my wife is.

"Huuuneeeee, we're out of peeeeanut butter again!!! Can you be a dear and pick some up on your way home from work?"

kkinnison		2013-01-23 02:53:35 PM

I lost my pet flea yesturday. he ran off to join the circus. Strangelt this didn't make the news. I made a press release and everything. Didn't even get a greenlight

/inconsolable

i.perezitos.com

CigaretteSmokingMan		2013-01-23 02:56:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-23 03:02:21 PM

For those of you that are at work and cannot click a nsfw link; here's a sfw representation.

www.toddlebits.com

Banned on the Run		2013-01-23 03:02:26 PM

nitefallz: Certainly not new to Fark but never encountered the mocking of losing a loved pet. What gives?

I think its the being-made-to-feel-that-we-should-care-because-she's-famous that puts people off.

Slaves2Darkness		2013-01-23 03:03:13 PM

basemetal: Yeah, losing a long time family pet earns you the right for a little sympathy.

From your family, your friends, but not if you are going to be a farking attention whore about it. Now granted I'm not sure if the reporter and website are just being retards here or if she went out and solicited this "news" story.

Still I don't care, if you post shiat on the internet about your dead pet for sympathy then you are a pathetic loser who deserves to be mocked.