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(KnoxNews)   Woman maintains priorities during police car chase   (knoxnews.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-23 11:01:29 AM  
She was putting her makeup on in the mirror?

/drtfa
 
2013-01-23 11:03:12 AM  
She has that go-for-it attitude, if you can get past the whole drinking problem thing.  Bathe her and bring her to my chambers.
 
2013-01-23 11:13:49 AM  
I was going to guess make-up or texting.
 
2013-01-23 11:25:19 AM  
Reality once again mimics TPB

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2013-01-23 11:33:20 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Reality once again mimics TPB

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Even more impressive when it's a glass of rum and Coke.
 
2013-01-23 11:40:06 AM  
I'm sure she will go home and regale TotalFark with her tale after she pays bail.
 
2013-01-23 11:41:11 AM  
Trishia Moody, 26, of Knoxville, is charged with first offense DUI and a host of other offenses following the Monday night debacle, according to the Knox County Sheriff's Office.

Hey, if you're going to get your first DUI, go big or go home driving the wrong way on the highway.
 
2013-01-23 11:42:58 AM  
Wooo, Knoxville! Yeah!

/this town, I tell you what
 
2013-01-23 11:44:11 AM  
Did she have to pee too?

Bonus, subtitles are in some sort of alien language.
 
2013-01-23 11:49:50 AM  
Camry's do have a good suspension.
 
2013-01-23 11:49:51 AM  

blatz514: Trishia Moody, 26, of Knoxville, is charged with first offense DUI and a host of other offenses following the Monday night debacle, according to the Knox County Sheriff's Office.

Hey, if you're going to get your first DUI, go big or go home driving the wrong way on the highway.


If the Hero tag keeps being applied liberally over here...

Hero tag.
 
2013-01-23 11:56:04 AM  
Kinda cute.

media.knoxnews.com
 
2013-01-23 11:59:33 AM  
Okay....roll call.  Who's not here?
 
2013-01-23 11:59:50 AM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]


Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.
 
2013-01-23 12:01:16 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.


Compared to what I was expecting, yes, she is.

Although, I must admit, unlike you, I am no expert on ladyboys.
 
2013-01-23 12:02:38 PM  
For once: No "smoking hot" reference

/appreciated
 
2013-01-23 12:03:39 PM  
Thumbs up to this gal. Not for drunk driving, but being hardcore.
 
2013-01-23 12:03:51 PM  
Smoky Dragon Dish:
"Kinda cute."

If by cute you mean not as tore-up as most of the mug shots on fark, ok.
 
2013-01-23 12:15:34 PM  
FTA: Despite allegedly striking a deputy's cruiser head-on

I don't get the whole "allegedly" thing. Either you did it or you didn't. There is no in between.
 
2013-01-23 12:27:53 PM  
she told you she was hardcore
 
2013-01-23 12:28:08 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I don't get the whole "allegedly" thing. Either you did it or you didn't. There is no in between.


It's a make-believe concession to that whole pesky "innocent until proven guilty" thing. We'll try you in the media first whether or not there's a lick of evidence, but we have to pretend you might be innocent regardless, as well.
 
2013-01-23 12:29:54 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.


i47.tinypic.com
put on your beer googles.
 
2013-01-23 12:36:34 PM  

o'really: Smoky Dragon Dish:
"Kinda cute."

If by cute you mean not as tore-up as most of the mug shots on fark, ok.


Thanks for clarifying.
 
2013-01-23 12:40:01 PM  

Sybarite: Because People in power are Stupid: Reality once again mimics TPB

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]


Even more impressive when it's a glass of rum and Coke.


Bingo.
 
2013-01-23 12:43:47 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-23 12:48:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: clutchcargo2002: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x393]
put on your beer googles.


Reposting better picture:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/and yeah, mildly miffed lower-pantheon swat
 
2013-01-23 12:52:54 PM  
i255.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 12:57:51 PM  
"Fail"?


She NEVER dropped her beer! Would that earn her a "Hero" tag?
 
2013-01-23 01:01:07 PM  
I salute here.

I think the same way -- if I'm going to jail, I might as well finish my beer first!
 
2013-01-23 01:04:23 PM  
TFA: "Jefferson County Sheriff's Office deputies joined the pursuit and when Moody tried to reverse course again, one of the deputies pushed the driver's side rear panel of the Toyota, spinning it to a stop."

Yes, being a good red-statesman, I would know this technique as "the PIT maneuver", but it really should be common enough knowledge to be in the AP style guide. This journalist isn't very tolerant of the redneck lexicon.
 
2013-01-23 01:06:14 PM  
Hey, anybody can run from the cops without spilling their beer, but you gotta respect them if they can do it while ramming a cop car.

Also, like the planning..had a 16oz in case the chase ran long.
 
2013-01-23 01:15:02 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-01-23 01:15:54 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]


Never stick your dick in crazy...

Unless you've never done crazy before, then you have to try it once to understand where that saying comes from.
 
2013-01-23 01:23:21 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: clutchcargo2002: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.

Compared to what I was expecting, yes, she is.

Although, I must admit, unlike you, I am no expert on ladyboys.


Everyone needs a hobby
 
2013-01-23 01:26:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: clutchcargo2002: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Are we looking at the same picture? If the article didn't have a name, i would say that is someone with a penis attached to them.

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x393]
put on your beer googles.

Reposting better picture:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 353x676]


i47.tinypic.com

Yeah, she's not horrible. Guess not too many people take good mug shots. Go figure.
 
2013-01-23 01:33:57 PM  

miscreant: Smoky Dragon Dish: Kinda cute.

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x415]

Never stick your dick in crazy...

Unless you've never done crazy before, then you have to try it once to understand where that saying comes from.


Oh, no. I understand. Oh, how I understand.
 
2013-01-23 01:54:28 PM  
Her long-lost cousin races NASCAR, being a badazz must run in the genes...

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-23 02:05:59 PM  
I think the image was just fattened up a bit. Here...

media.knoxnews.com
Yeah, with some makeup on she'd look pretty good.
 
2013-01-23 02:59:50 PM  

cgraves67: I'm sure she will go home and regale TotalFark with her tale after she pays bail.


I'd be much happier if she goes to Craigslist instead.
 
2013-01-23 03:32:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lando Lincoln: I think the image was just fattened up a bit. Here...

[media.knoxnews.com image 500x415]
Yeah, with some makeup on she'd look pretty good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 500x415]


Homer, you set it to "whore".
 
2013-01-23 03:34:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lando Lincoln: I think the image was just fattened up a bit. Here...

[media.knoxnews.com image 500x415]
Yeah, with some makeup on she'd look pretty good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 500x415]


Awesome. It's hard to pull off timing like that. Well done and thanks for the first real lol I have had in a while.
 
2013-01-23 03:43:52 PM  

IRQ12: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lando Lincoln: I think the image was just fattened up a bit. Here...

[media.knoxnews.com image 500x415]
Yeah, with some makeup on she'd look pretty good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 500x415]

Awesome. It's hard to pull off timing like that. Well done and thanks for the first real lol I have had in a while.


Thank you, and you're welcome for the laugh.

YixilTesiphon, that is exactly what I was thinking as I painted her face.
 
2013-01-23 04:01:44 PM  
yay my first greenlight!
 
2013-01-23 04:55:52 PM  

Marshal805: "Fail"?


She NEVER dropped her beer! Would that earn her a "Hero" tag?


In southern US and Australia it would. In Ireland and the U.P. of MI it is a rite of passage.
 
2013-01-23 05:46:11 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I think the image was just fattened up a bit. Here...

[media.knoxnews.com image 500x415]
Yeah, with some makeup on she'd look pretty good.


She remains jail in the Knox County Detention Facility today in lieu of $11,950 total bond.

I'd spring her for $100, but not for $11,950.
 
2013-01-23 10:03:57 PM  
I don't think her priorities were set right if it took her 10 minutes to drink that beer.
 
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