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(Kansas City)   It doesn't matter if you cheer for the 49ers or the Ravens. We're all gong to be winners now that the Super Bowl will air a commercial featuring Kate Upton washing a Mercedes in slow-motion   (kansascity.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-23 10:36:53 AM  
I have something she can wash with that soapy hand...

Pfft, dishes don't wash themselves.
 
2013-01-23 10:37:27 AM  
You might want to see it before you start celebrating. It's pretty terrible.
 
2013-01-23 10:37:29 AM  
Not as good as Cat Daddy or Easter but I'm okay with that.
 
2013-01-23 10:38:22 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-23 10:40:10 AM  
Before all the studman69s show up in here, I just want to say that even if she's put on a few pounds and might continue down that road - she is absolutely dripping with sex.
 
2013-01-23 10:40:16 AM  
sharp knees and all that

/I don't like what you all like
 
2013-01-23 10:40:49 AM  
 
2013-01-23 10:41:21 AM  
The body that launched a thousands .gif's.
 
2013-01-23 10:43:56 AM  

I Love Rooster: sharp knees and all that

/I don't like what you all like


My first thought too. Needs some meat (meet?) on those chicken legsnn
 
2013-01-23 10:44:10 AM  
They didn't bother asking Carl's Jr. for advice. They did it wrong.
 
2013-01-23 10:44:37 AM  
I'll leave this here.

/she knows exactly what she's doin'.
 
2013-01-23 10:47:32 AM  
While that sounds awesome, all nude would be even better.
 
2013-01-23 10:49:12 AM  
content8.flixster.com

Meh. There are girls washing cars and then there is Lucille. Case closed.
 
2013-01-23 10:51:36 AM  
'C'mon safety pin...'
 
2013-01-23 10:59:26 AM  
will air a commercial featuring Kate Upton some guys washing a Mercedes in slow-motion while staring at Kate Upton

what farking video are you watching, stupid subbby.
 
2013-01-23 11:08:45 AM  
I can't believe, or can I, how superficial dudes can be when they see this.

You think it's one hot body that you can make shiver and shake with your puny existence.

Wake up Cratchett, it's not a BMW.
 
2013-01-23 11:09:06 AM  

abhorrent1: will air a commercial featuring Kate Upton some guys washing a Mercedes in slow-motion while staring at Kate Upton

what farking video are you watching, stupid subbby.


Yep, saw it on the news this morning.  Lame.  We need more wardrobe malfunctions.
 
2013-01-23 11:22:17 AM  
Gong
 
2013-01-23 11:25:21 AM  
I'd wash her headlights.
 
2013-01-23 11:32:26 AM  
finally a reason to watch the superbowl?
 
2013-01-23 11:35:23 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Meh. There are girls washing cars and then there is Lucille. Case closed.


www.wearysloth.com

Oh, I'm sure both of them know exactly what they're doing.
 
2013-01-23 11:55:48 AM  
Is she ever going to let those puppies breathe or  what?
 
2013-01-23 12:03:56 PM  
She's hot and sexy, but her body has absolutely no tone to it at all. And I find that odd and very slightly off-putting. Very, very slightly.
 
2013-01-23 12:10:51 PM  
Because when I think "car designed to appeal to young people" I think "starts at $30,000".
 
2013-01-23 12:26:55 PM  

FarkingReading: She's hot and sexy, but her body has absolutely no tone to it at all. And I find that odd and very slightly off-putting. Very, very slightly.


the slow motion pan up shows me that she does absolutly nothing! There is no muscle in those legs at all. 5 years that body fat is going to go south...
 
2013-01-23 12:47:32 PM  

blatz514: abhorrent1: will air a commercial featuring Kate Upton some guys washing a Mercedes in slow-motion while staring at Kate Upton

what farking video are you watching, stupid subbby.

Yep, saw it on the news this morning.  Lame.  We need more wardrobe malfunctions.


I wonder if Benz thinks they're being funny with this. Cause every single guy that sees this is going to think "F you Benz. F you". It's a very feminist commercial. So they're catering to being funny for women and piss off guys. But I'm pretty sure guys make car-buying decisions way more often than women. So genius marketing tactic: Let's piss off our major customer demographic to win over a very small portion of customers we don't have.
 
2013-01-23 12:49:45 PM  
Even after clicking the link I don't recognize her.
Is this person famous for anything other than being a pretty face? Because, God knows, pretty faces are hard to come by in Hollywood...

/my lawn...
//...off it.
 
2013-01-23 12:51:24 PM  

Vkingbanna: Is this person famous for anything other than being a pretty face? Because, God knows, pretty faces are hard to come by in Hollywood...


Actually it's the boobs. I have no idea what she looks like.
 
2013-01-23 12:55:38 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Before all the studman69s show up in here, I just want to say that even if she's put on a few pounds and might continue down that road - she is absolutely dripping with sex.


If that means she's getting curves like Betty Grabel, I'm fine with that.
 
2013-01-23 02:08:21 PM  

Vkingbanna: Is this person famous for anything other than being a pretty face? Because, God knows, pretty faces are hard to come by in Hollywood...


Nope. Being a pretty face is her profession. She doesn't sing or act that I'm aware of. Her job is to look good in a bikini. And she is very good at her job.
 
2013-01-23 02:10:48 PM  
yawn
 
2013-01-23 03:09:23 PM  
Who's Kate Upton? I tried Googling but all I got were boobs...
 
2013-01-23 04:01:31 PM  
 
2013-01-23 04:09:33 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com

Car wash thread?
 
2013-01-23 04:12:14 PM  

rockymountainrider: FarkingReading: She's hot and sexy, but her body has absolutely no tone to it at all. And I find that odd and very slightly off-putting. Very, very slightly.

the slow motion pan up shows me that she does absolutly nothing! There is no muscle in those legs at all. 5 years that body fat is going to go south...


Time will tell, but you're right about the pan shot up her body. That was a very bad choice on the part of the director.

She is spectacular from the ribcage up. The rest is nice too, but doesn't compare to the top half.

I would love to see her go the full Lucille, but that will never happen in a Super Bowl commercial (won't somebody think of the children!!!!). Especially not one for Mercedes.

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2013-01-23 10:13:32 PM  
I'm rootin' for the Ravens.
 
2013-01-23 10:51:35 PM  
A Harbaugh is going to win a Superbowl.

Nobody wins now.
 
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