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(The Daily Record)   Whale euthanized on NJ beach. Jwoww, Pauly D, and The Situation inconsolable   (dailyrecord.com) divider line 26
    More: Sad, Ocean City, Southern New Jersey, Malibu Beach, deep ocean, New Jersey  
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2013-01-23 10:51:18 AM
media.kval.com
we here in oregon know how to dispose of such things
 
2013-01-23 10:51:34 AM

Beach whale euthanized on NJ beach


But what kind of whale was it? And where?
 
2013-01-23 10:51:45 AM
"pygmy sperm whale"
That's all the guys there. Or Snookie.
They're all short oompa loompas.
 
2013-01-23 10:51:54 AM
RIP Kirstie Alley
 
2013-01-23 10:52:32 AM
Well, we all know what's coming next...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-23 10:53:04 AM

inner ted: [media.kval.com image 405x304]
we here in oregon know how to dispose of such things


also, cause i never get to be the grammar n@zi - shouldn't it be "beached" whale?

/pretty sure it should be 'beached' whale
 
2013-01-23 10:53:31 AM
Those things are good eating.
 
2013-01-23 10:55:45 AM
So when does the Lieutenant Governor get sworn in?
 
2013-01-23 10:55:52 AM
Ham Blubber is the best part of a pygmy whale.

/tastes like bacon
 
2013-01-23 10:57:20 AM
 
2013-01-23 10:58:48 AM
What about snoo...oh.
 
2013-01-23 11:00:26 AM
No marine biologists were available?


encycl.opentopia.com
 
2013-01-23 11:02:16 AM
So it went to the "Pygmy Twylyte"?

/Doo-doo room
 
2013-01-23 11:02:21 AM

Nothing To See Here: Rum Ham Blubber is the best part of a pygmy whale.

/tastes like bacon


www.dpaddbags.com
 
2013-01-23 11:07:18 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: So when does the Lieutenant Governor get sworn in?


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I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-01-23 11:07:22 AM
How to euthanize a whale...

static4.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-23 11:08:41 AM
Is the carcass for sale? You could probably get several thousand dollars worth of ambergris out of it.
 
2013-01-23 11:30:15 AM
Sigh.

This part of Jersey is completely different than the trash you see on MTV.

For one thing, Ocean City is a dry town.
 
2013-01-23 11:39:30 AM

inner ted: inner ted: [media.kval.com image 405x304]
we here in oregon know how to dispose of such things

also, cause i never get to be the grammar n@zi - shouldn't it be "beached" whale?

/pretty sure it should be 'beached' whale


This phenomenon of the missing "ed" at the end of the past tense of verbs and adjectives is becoming more and more common, especially in the comment sections of news websites. I wonder if it has to do with the inability of mobile devices to incorporate a syntyax-aware autocomplete, or if the writers simply do not realise, care about, or even notice the error.
 
2013-01-23 12:04:33 PM
Beach whale:
scottstein1.files.wordpress.com

Beached whale:
media.nbcnewyork.com

(Both were later tossed back into the ocean by authorities.)
 
2013-01-23 12:44:38 PM
Link

Whale's are evil too.
 
2013-01-23 02:47:15 PM
Great, now every beach will want one.
 
2013-01-23 03:49:18 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Beach whale euthanized on NJ beach


But what kind of whale was it? And where?


It was a 'beach' whale - a species I've never heard of.

I'm guessing it was stuck in the sand near the water. I'm sure there's a word for when that happens, I just can't think of it, right now.
 
2013-01-23 06:53:57 PM
inner ted: [media.kval.com image 405x304]
we here in oregon know how to dispose of such things


Pfft. Everyone knows that the Tsar Bomba was just Russia disposing of a beached whale
 
2013-01-24 05:22:06 AM
Sorry to hear about your mom, subby.
 
2013-01-24 10:55:46 AM

Oldiron_79: inner ted: [media.kval.com image 405x304]
we here in oregon know how to dispose of such things

Pfft. Everyone knows that the Tsar Bomba was just Russia disposing of a beached whale


:)

also: wtf happened to the FAIL headline? was i actually correct in my grammar n@zism ?

you know SUBBY you could have just amended it to 'beached' whale as myself and others have pointed out.

or you could just try and cover your ignorant tracks

but we all know better
 
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