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(The Raw Story)   Ted Nugent may know a lot of things - how to play the hell out of a guitar, how to hunt with any type of weapon, how to swing from a vine wearing a loincloth - but he apparently does not understand the meaning of the word "treason"   (rawstory.com) divider line 469
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2013-01-23 09:02:53 AM
Maybe he's just working his way up to his eventual suicide because Obama won.

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Time to nut up or shut up, Teddy Boy. Can't shiat your pants on this one.
 
2013-01-23 09:06:23 AM

BronyMedic: Maybe he's just working his way up to his eventual suicide because Obama won.

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Time to nut up or shut up, Teddy Boy. Can't shiat your pants on this one.


Sure he can, don't the bowels tend to release when death occurs?
 
2013-01-23 09:07:59 AM
He must have really enjoyed his last visit from the secret service to ask for another one so soon.
 
2013-01-23 09:09:30 AM
How to hunt?  Well, if you call sitting off a guaranteed kill and shooting what amounts to raised cattle "hunting" then...yah.  He's awesome.
 
2013-01-23 09:09:48 AM
I bet they are, you pants-shiatting coward.
 
2013-01-23 09:14:54 AM
Speaking to fans during an NBC-sponsored gun show, Nugent said that Obama "is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George that we escaped from in 1776," adding: "If you want another Concord bridge, I've got some buddies."

Acts committed by King George which led to the American revolution:

- Navigation Acts (blocked American trade with the French, Spanish, and Dutch)
- Molasses Act (tax for the purpose of making the British export cheaper than that from the French West Indies, "encouraging" colonists to buy British)
- Royal Proclamation of 1763 (restricted settlement west of the Appalachian Mountains)
- Sugar Act (enacted because of colonial evasion of the Molasses Act, also known as the American Revenues Act)
- Currency Act (regulated and restricted the paper money issued in the colonies for the purpose of preventing British creditors and merchants from being paid in depreciated colonial currency, resulted in a shortage of coin in the colonies and complicated the payment of debts)
- Quartering Acts (primary reason for the existence of the Third Amendment)
- Stamp Act of 1765 (required printed materials to be printed on special paper with an embossed revenue stamp, stamps had to be purchased with hard currency [see Currency Act], tax levied for the purpose of paying for the Seven Years' War)
- Declaratory Act (asserted that parliament's authority was the same in the colonies as it was in Britain and therefore could pass laws binding on the American colonies... despite the colonies having no representation in parliament)
- Townshend Acts (series of five laws enacted for the purpose of forcing the colonies to subsidize British occupation and law enforcement in the colonies)
- Tea Act (tax/racket enacted for the purpose of forcing colonists to buy off the surplus of tea from the British East India Company, resulted in the infamous Boston Tea Party)
- Quebec Act (extended Quebec's boundaries to the Ohio River, shutting out territorial claims of the 13 colonies)
- Intolerable Acts (a.k.a. the Coercive Acts, issued in response to the Boston Tea Party, essentially placed the colonies under British military rule. Specifically, Boston Harbor was closed until the debt was paid for the destruction of tea in the Boston Tea Party, the Massachusetts government was placed under the direct appointment and supervision of the British government, trials of accused royal officials were relocated to other colonies or back to Great Britain, and the forced quartering of British troops was expanded.)

The primary theme in all of these acts is governance by a foreign entity and taxation without any representation in parliament.

Similar Acts committed by the Obama Administration:


- ...
 
2013-01-23 09:20:16 AM
He promised to be dead or in jail by April if Obama won. Hopefully he's a kook of his word.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:01 AM
Ted Nugent may know a lot of things - how to play the hell out of a guitar, how to hunt with any type of weapon, how to swing from a vine wearing a loincloth - but he apparently does not understand the meaning of the word "treason"

Not even close, subby.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:19 AM
He's really not that great a guitar player.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:26 AM
Jebus Christmas. He's gone completely unhinged.

It would be hilarious if the government actually did move to take away Ted's guns. -- Not everyone's guns, just Ted's.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:36 AM
Headline is wrong. He could never play guitar. He can be flashy, but any kid in a Guitar Center for the first time can out play this ass.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:49 AM
This latest outrage has given me the sudden urge to purchase one of his albums.

/Or shiat myself in homage, I haven't figured out which, yet
 
2013-01-23 09:22:15 AM
Nugent is about as reasonable and relevant as Trump. I reckon Trump could do more long-term damage to the world with his money (assuming that it is his money, and not a whole shiatload of leveraged debt), but Nugent seems destined to go out in a blaze of idiocy, Ruby Ridge or Waco style.
 
2013-01-23 09:22:22 AM
That guy is the worst thing to ever come out of Michigan.
 
2013-01-23 09:22:31 AM
Ted also looks like he doesn't know the meaning of the words "shower," "shampoo," or "deodorant."
 
2013-01-23 09:23:18 AM
My birthday is April 17 (ya rly) and I cannot think of a better present than this scumbag dead or in jail.
 
2013-01-23 09:23:24 AM

Coco LaFemme: pants-shiatting coward.


This is all that needs to be said.
 
2013-01-23 09:23:31 AM

GiantRex: Speaking to fans during an NBC-sponsored gun show, Nugent said that Obama "is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George that we escaped from in 1776," adding: "If you want another Concord bridge, I've got some buddies."

Acts committed by King George which led to the American revolution:

- Navigation Acts (blocked American trade with the French, Spanish, and Dutch)
- Molasses Act (tax for the purpose of making the British export cheaper than that from the French West Indies, "encouraging" colonists to buy British)
- Royal Proclamation of 1763 (restricted settlement west of the Appalachian Mountains)
- Sugar Act (enacted because of colonial evasion of the Molasses Act, also known as the American Revenues Act)
- Currency Act (regulated and restricted the paper money issued in the colonies for the purpose of preventing British creditors and merchants from being paid in depreciated colonial currency, resulted in a shortage of coin in the colonies and complicated the payment of debts)
- Quartering Acts (primary reason for the existence of the Third Amendment)
- Stamp Act of 1765 (required printed materials to be printed on special paper with an embossed revenue stamp, stamps had to be purchased with hard currency [see Currency Act], tax levied for the purpose of paying for the Seven Years' War)
- Declaratory Act (asserted that parliament's authority was the same in the colonies as it was in Britain and therefore could pass laws binding on the American colonies... despite the colonies having no representation in parliament)
- Townshend Acts (series of five laws enacted for the purpose of forcing the colonies to subsidize British occupation and law enforcement in the colonies)
- Tea Act (tax/racket enacted for the purpose of forcing colonists to buy off the surplus of tea from the British East India Company, resulted in the infamous Boston Tea Party)
- Quebec Act (extended Quebec's boundaries to the Ohio River, shutting out territorial claims of the 13 colonie ...


Yeah, I'm not sure what's more dangerous.  His rhetoric or his understanding of American History.
 
2013-01-23 09:24:00 AM
Ted Nugent is a popular figure in my town. He visits our little town when he goes hunting in our marsh. He has a zebra striped piece of crap truck. I am waiting to see the truck again so I can slap an Obama sticker on it.

/I hate him
//sometimes it feels like I live in Ted Nugentville
 
2013-01-23 09:24:11 AM

Alfonso the Great: That guy is the worst thing to ever come out of Michigan.


And that bar is set pretty high already.
 
2013-01-23 09:24:31 AM
That's a big thing the revolutards can't understand - the vast majority of Americans don't agree with their definition of tyranny or oppression.

There will be no popular uprising, you're going to have to kill your friends and neighbors. This will not work out.
 
2013-01-23 09:25:27 AM
 
2013-01-23 09:25:34 AM
"we need to fix this as soon as possible."

We live in a democracy. You had your chance in November 2012, and your next one is around the same time in 2016.
 
2013-01-23 09:25:48 AM
I don't care if Obama can play guitar, I don't care what Ted says about politics.

/play in your own yard
 
2013-01-23 09:26:00 AM
Methinks this Wacko will be Janet Reno-ed soonishly.
 
2013-01-23 09:26:03 AM

olddeegee: Headline is wrong. He could never play guitar. He can be flashy, but any kid in a Guitar Center for the first time can out play this ass.


He's a better guitar player than "hunter". I've only been hunting for a few years and I bet I know more than he does and am a shiatton better than him. I actually hunt animals in the wild.

/ok, I sit in a stand and read/doze off/text friends, but still, I'm better than him
 
2013-01-23 09:26:05 AM

BronyMedic: Maybe he's just working his way up to his eventual suicide because Obama won.


Some people think they gonna die someday, I got news you never got to go.
 
2013-01-23 09:26:25 AM
It's one of the few crimes in the actual Constitution. The "piece of paper" these guys are always so up in arms about.
 
2013-01-23 09:26:27 AM

GiantRex: Speaking to fans during an NBC-sponsored gun show, Nugent said that Obama "is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George that we escaped from in 1776," adding: "If you want another Concord bridge, I've got some buddies."

Acts committed by King George which led to the American revolution:

- Navigation Acts (blocked American trade with the French, Spanish, and Dutch)
- Molasses Act (tax for the purpose of making the British export cheaper than that from the French West Indies, "encouraging" colonists to buy British)
- Royal Proclamation of 1763 (restricted settlement west of the Appalachian Mountains)
- Sugar Act (enacted because of colonial evasion of the Molasses Act, also known as the American Revenues Act)
- Currency Act (regulated and restricted the paper money issued in the colonies for the purpose of preventing British creditors and merchants from being paid in depreciated colonial currency, resulted in a shortage of coin in the colonies and complicated the payment of debts)
- Quartering Acts (primary reason for the existence of the Third Amendment)
- Stamp Act of 1765 (required printed materials to be printed on special paper with an embossed revenue stamp, stamps had to be purchased with hard currency [see Currency Act], tax levied for the purpose of paying for the Seven Years' War)
- Declaratory Act (asserted that parliament's authority was the same in the colonies as it was in Britain and therefore could pass laws binding on the American colonies... despite the colonies having no representation in parliament)
- Townshend Acts (series of five laws enacted for the purpose of forcing the colonies to subsidize British occupation and law enforcement in the colonies)
- Tea Act (tax/racket enacted for the purpose of forcing colonists to buy off the surplus of tea from the British East India Company, resulted in the infamous Boston Tea Party)
- Quebec Act (extended Quebec's boundaries to the Ohio River, shutting out territorial claims of the 13 colonie ...


You take your 'facts' and your 'knowledge' and you go elsewhere, sir.
 
2013-01-23 09:27:03 AM
He's pissed because people won't even bit-torrent his albums much less pay for them.

What I would pay for is to watch him keep his April 2012 promise!

/Sure he isn't Palin in drag?
//Has anyone ever seen them together??
 
2013-01-23 09:27:05 AM
He added that Obama "hires, appoints and associates with communists," and that he's "an evil, dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom. And we need to fix this as soon as possible."

What a farking moron.
 
2013-01-23 09:27:16 AM
The law enforcement agent who will eventually get to shoot Ted Nugent dead is the luckiest man in the world.
 
2013-01-23 09:27:52 AM
Ted Nugent's buddies are real tough guys!
 
2013-01-23 09:28:16 AM
Another Conservative hero.
 
2013-01-23 09:28:54 AM
Hey Ted, SHUT UP AND SING!
 
2013-01-23 09:29:03 AM
The man is a coward, a hypocrite, and just an all-around douche bag.

I have no interest in anything he has to say about anything... His music sucks ass, as well.
 
2013-01-23 09:29:24 AM

born_yesterday: This latest outrage has given me the sudden urge to purchase one of his albums.

/Or shiat myself in homage, I haven't figured out which, yet


Go with shiatting yourself. You won't regret that later.
 
2013-01-23 09:29:35 AM
Some Conservatives seem to forget that even when your Government does stuff you disagree with, it doesn't mean that they aren't democratically representing you.
 
2013-01-23 09:29:45 AM
I dunno guys, his insanity is kinda working...

... I wanna buy a gun to protect myself from people like him.
 
2013-01-23 09:29:46 AM
I'm about as pro second amendment as you can get, but why does anyone listen to this a-hole?

/Mostly Democrat too. That seems to confuse people.
 
2013-01-23 09:29:47 AM
He's basically making the schoolyard threat that his big brother can beat up your Big Brother.
 
2013-01-23 09:30:44 AM
It must really hurt to be irrelevant.
 
2013-01-23 09:31:14 AM
Protected speech.

Probably good for a prolonged and uncomfortable interview with the secret service people.
 
2013-01-23 09:31:36 AM

Diogenes: He's basically making the schoolyard threat that his big brother can beat up your Big Brother.


His big brother doesn't have Abrams farking tanks, though.
 
2013-01-23 09:32:19 AM
Jeez, this guy stopped being relevant decades ago. He should just shut up already.
 
2013-01-23 09:32:58 AM
I like that Ted is upset. It makes me smile.
 
2013-01-23 09:33:07 AM

born_yesterday


This latest outrage has given me the sudden urge to purchase one of his albums.

/Or shiat myself in homage, I haven't figured out which, yet


You can do a little of both: purchase one of his albums and then empty your bowels on it (rather than in your trousers).
 
2013-01-23 09:33:19 AM
Dear Ted,
Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service. Inciting people to treason... awesome. (NOT)
 
2013-01-23 09:33:37 AM
Treason is a charged word, subby.
Its also terribly vague.

The King of England would have charged the Continental Congress with treason for not sitting back and taking his abuse. The Congress themselves found the king to be in violation of our trust as previously loyal citizens.
There's no doubt what either would have done to the other had history delivered one to their opponents gallows.

/To be fair, if a new fracas started as things are now its unlikely to go as either side intends it to.
/Civil wars are messy like that. Which is why they should be avoided.
 
2013-01-23 09:33:48 AM
Subby forgot "how to avoid the draft."

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