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(Washington Post)   Jill Kelley, from Petraeus sex scandal, thinks everyone should be outraged that everyone knows Jill Kelley is a bankrupt whore siphoning off the government teet   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Petraeus, sex scandals, Electronic Communications Privacy Act, private military, innuendoes, bankruptcy  
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2013-01-23 10:02:03 AM  
There's a porn actress named Jill Kelly.
 
2013-01-23 10:03:30 AM  
Teat.... subby. Not teet.
 
2013-01-23 10:04:04 AM  
Moo??
Speaking of TEETS!!!
www.foreignpolicy.com
 
2013-01-23 10:06:43 AM  

Jake Havechek: There's a porn actress named Jill Kelly.


Oh yeah

s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-23 10:07:21 AM  

deltaqueen: Teat.... subby. Not teet.


I would argue that a teet is a modified, anomalous teat.

So in this context, teet is acceptable terminology.
 
2013-01-23 10:09:49 AM  
Wait, I thought the whole point of being a "socialite" and throwing parties for all the movers and shakers in town was precisely so that everyone would know who you are.

Well, mission accomplished. Happy? No? Not everything you expected it would be?
 
2013-01-23 10:12:36 AM  
This one is hot, unlike the other Petraeus bim.
 
2013-01-23 10:16:45 AM  
When's the Playboy pictorial?

/get 'em out
 
2013-01-23 10:17:43 AM  

ChipNASA: Moo??
Speaking of TEETS!!!
[www.foreignpolicy.com image 625x400]



I bet you a thousand dollars those things are fake.
 
2013-01-23 10:19:06 AM  

doczoidberg: ChipNASA: Moo??
Speaking of TEETS!!!
[www.foreignpolicy.com image 625x400]


I bet you a thousand dollars those things are fake.


Prove It.
/not holding my breath.
 
2013-01-23 10:22:58 AM  
the names of those who report a crime are not made public

At some point, you don't get to stay anonymous.

Sixth Amendment:

in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right...to be confronted with the witnesses against him
 
2013-01-23 10:24:52 AM  
Should have subtitled her book "Balls Deep"
 
2013-01-23 10:24:59 AM  
Tit for tat politics.
 
2013-01-23 10:28:03 AM  

Fissile: This one is hot, unlike the other Petraeus bim.


Hot? To each their own and all that, but this chick looks like she was a practice patient at a for profit cosmetic surgery school .
 
2013-01-23 10:29:16 AM  
And just when everyone was forgetting about them...they crawl out from under their rock to publicly plead for privacy. Way to show us what attention whores you're not.
 
2013-01-23 10:30:06 AM  

MikeBoomshadow: When's the Playboy pictorial?

/get 'em out


Oh I'm certain in a year or two she'll drop her panties for a pictoral and interview telling us how she is doing it to "support our troops."
 
2013-01-23 10:34:27 AM  
I originally read that as Jim Kelly. Win or lose 4 Superbowls is pretty good.
 
2013-01-23 10:38:55 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

The woman has big jugs.
 
2013-01-23 11:03:10 AM  
Meh. Rich people problems.
 
2013-01-23 11:10:18 AM  
she's speaking out about the crap the media just makes up as it goes along.

I'm ok with that.jpg
 
2013-01-23 11:14:17 AM  

theotherwhitemeat: Meh. Rich people problems.


That's the thing. She's millions in debt from throwing social parties for the wealthy and powerful.
 
2013-01-23 11:21:03 AM  
JohnCarter:
Jake Havechek: There's a porn actress named Jill Kelly.

Was
, I believe. I think I read right here on Fark that she found Jebus and repented her wicked ways.

planes:
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 500x397]

The woman has big jugs.


Isn't that Darlene from "Roseanne"?
 
2013-01-23 11:48:20 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Tit for tat politics.


2.bp.blogspot.com
"Tit for tat, Mr. Hero. Tit for tat."
 
2013-01-23 01:14:25 PM  
I read this to the accompaniment of the world's tiniest violin.

Well, I didn't bother reading past the first two sentences, but I still got the violin.

Anyone know how to make it go away?
 
2013-01-23 01:16:22 PM  

big sugi: I read this to the accompaniment of the world's tiniest violin.

Well, I didn't bother reading past the first two sentences, but I still got the violin.

Anyone know how to make it go away?


Yellow Submarine usually works.
 
2013-01-23 01:16:48 PM  

Parthenogenetic: deltaqueen: Teat.... subby. Not teet.

I would argue that a teet is a modified, anomalous teat.

So in this context, teet is acceptable terminology.


Argue all you want teet-boy. You are wrong. Teet is not acceptable. What's next? Tits with a Y? Tyts? Is that what you want?! Tyts?
 
2013-01-23 01:22:01 PM  

ChipNASA: Moo??
Speaking of TEETS!!!
[www.foreignpolicy.com image 625x400]


JohnCarter: Jake Havechek: There's a porn actress named Jill Kelly.

Oh yeah

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 425x502]


This thread is implantastic
 
2013-01-23 01:26:24 PM  
No mention of her attempt to claim ambassadorial sovereignty?!
 
2013-01-23 02:56:27 PM  
Sweet. If you are masochistic enough to read TFA, you'll see they are running the standard "deny everything" defense. Would a Florida farmer please stop by their house and let them know that a) nobody is listening to them any more, and b) nobody would believe the denials anyway.

I suspect that point A is the wife's real hangup.
 
2013-01-23 03:25:59 PM  
I'm outraged by Subby's mixed metaphors. You suck on a teat, you siphon from a container.
 
2013-01-23 03:33:33 PM  
isn't she the Eagles new coach?
 
2013-01-23 03:35:53 PM  

Breathe Laugh Twitch: Sweet. If you are masochistic enough to read TFA, you'll see they are running the standard "deny everything" defense. Would a Florida farmer please stop by their house and let them know that a) nobody is listening to them any more, and b) nobody would believe the denials anyway.

I suspect that point A is the wife's real hangup.


I presume you're a victim of auto-correct. Although the idea of a farmer stopping by with a truck load of horse-shiat is amusing to me.
 
2013-01-23 04:10:57 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Tit for tat politics.


Alright.

img.photobucket.com

Your turn.
 
2013-01-23 04:10:57 PM  
"...whore siphoning off the government teet."

Pretty much like the entire Military Industrial Complex?
 
2013-01-23 06:38:44 PM  

Breathe Laugh Twitch: Sweet. If you are masochistic enough to read TFA, you'll see they are running the standard "deny everything" defense. Would a Florida farmer please stop by their house and let them know that a) nobody is listening to them any more, and b) nobody would believe the denials anyway.

I suspect that point A is the wife's real hangup.


And we're done. They need to deal with it.
 
2013-01-23 11:24:53 PM  

Breathe Laugh Twitch: Sweet. If you are masochistic enough to read TFA, you'll see they are running the standard "deny everything" defense. Would a Florida farmer please stop by their house and let them know that a) nobody is listening to them any more, and b) nobody would believe the denials anyway.

I suspect that point A is the wife's real hangup.


Bingo.

I drew a blank at "Jill Kelley," then at "Petraeus sex scandal," my reaction was, "oh right. I thought the chick he was banging had a different name." Then finally, "Ohhhhhhh, the other vapid twunt in that stupid story."
 
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