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2013-01-23 03:15:58 PM  

RoxtarRyan: insertsnarkyusername: Condoms suck, you use them because you don't want a disease or a kid. Let's not lie about it.

done, and

HBK: Wearing a condom for sex is like wearing a rain coat to a massage.

bingo.


done in 4?
 
2013-01-23 03:16:44 PM  

Shazam999: I don't mind condoms, I usually last longer with one on.


the first time i wore a condom, i lasted about 3 times as long as usual

/11 seconds
//her jeans were still on
 
2013-01-23 03:17:14 PM  
I hate the bloody things. For guys who're...ahem...obviously not jewish, they tend to do this annoying fold-over bunch up thing on the outstroke that gets real irritating, real fast.
 
2013-01-23 03:19:02 PM  

megarian: Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?

Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)


We seem to be going through an estrogen drought in literland lately. A lot of women who used to post don't anymore, I'm guessing due to receiving a load of misogynistic crap (there's a line between banter and being an asshole we basement dwellers seem to not notice). Anyhoo, glad you're here, don't let the jerks get to you, and feel free to AW all you'd like.
 
2013-01-23 03:19:19 PM  
Sex with a condom is a hell of a lot better than farking myself, and a lot safer than bareback. I've never really had an issue with it being overly terrible. They do make a ton of condoms now though, in a million different configurations. The beyond seven and similar micro-thin ones are supposed to be superb. Only used one once, and I could tell a slight difference, but not 'farking a plastic bag' severity.

Try thinner condoms and non-cavernous vaginas.
 
2013-01-23 03:19:44 PM  
This reads like one those pubic hair threads where all the young virgins tell us how we have no idea what we're missing.
 
2013-01-23 03:20:19 PM  

xalres: I hate the bloody things. For guys who're...ahem...obviously not jewish, they tend to do this annoying fold-over bunch up thing on the outstroke that gets real irritating, real fast.


You know who else was obviously not Jewish?

/always wanted to Godwin a sex thread
 
2013-01-23 03:22:29 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: The study, published in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, was, like the larger national survey itself, funded by Church & Dwight Co. Inc., the company that makes Trojan brand condoms.


I came to make a joke about the "study" being funded by a maker of condoms...only to see life imitate art.
 
2013-01-23 03:24:05 PM  

calm like a bomb: xalres: I hate the bloody things. For guys who're...ahem...obviously not jewish, they tend to do this annoying fold-over bunch up thing on the outstroke that gets real irritating, real fast.

You know who else was obviously not Jewish?

/always wanted to Godwin a sex thread


Nicely done!
 
2013-01-23 03:28:30 PM  
So very happy that the little Mrs. hates condoms as much as I do.
 
2013-01-23 03:29:38 PM  
Personally you need to shop around to find the right condom that works for you. I went through about 6 or 7 different brands, sizes, types, and features before finding the best one for ME. Now sure it's not the same without it, but it's pretty damn close and I haven't complained.

Magnum Fire & Ice ended up doing the trick for me. Good stuff, and can find them in most major stores.
 
2013-01-23 03:29:56 PM  

calm like a bomb: megarian: Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?

Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)

We seem to be going through an estrogen drought in literland lately. A lot of women who used to post don't anymore, I'm guessing due to receiving a load of misogynistic crap (there's a line between banter and being an asshole we basement dwellers seem to not notice). Anyhoo, glad you're here, don't let the jerks get to you, and feel free to AW all you'd like.


Fav'd.

Rage Against the Machine helps.
 
2013-01-23 03:31:52 PM  
Even if self-reported satisfaction is the same with and without, its probably just a case of "met expectations" -- in other words, expectations were lowered with a condom, and those lowered-expectations were met. ...but, of course, the sex was *still* fun compared to no sex at all.
 
2013-01-23 03:40:04 PM  
I for one am glad that condoms are no longer in my life.

I'm less happy about the fact that sex only shows up slightly more frequently.
 
2013-01-23 03:41:55 PM  

jshine: Even if self-reported satisfaction is the same with and without, its probably just a case of "met expectations" -- in other words, expectations were lowered with a condom, and those lowered-expectations were met. ...but, of course, the sex was *still* fun compared to no sex at all.


Not everyone lives under the same moral code you do. Making a choice of being fluid bonded with a partner is more about trust, and exclusivity than expectations.
 
2013-01-23 03:42:24 PM  
Only sailors use condoms.

Well, they should. Those filthy buggers go from port to port.
 
2013-01-23 03:42:42 PM  

SuperChuck: I for one am glad that condoms are no longer in my life.

I'm less happy about the fact that sex only shows up slightly more frequently.


Got married, eh?
 
2013-01-23 03:44:17 PM  
Condom = less stimulation. But if the stimulation is good enough to keep going, then you can keep going for a LONG LONG LONG time.

Without it, it's better but often harder to keep going.
 
2013-01-23 03:45:14 PM  

Baelz: jshine: Even if self-reported satisfaction is the same with and without, its probably just a case of "met expectations" -- in other words, expectations were lowered with a condom, and those lowered-expectations were met. ...but, of course, the sex was *still* fun compared to no sex at all.

Not everyone lives under the same moral code you do. Making a choice of being fluid bonded with a partner is more about trust, and exclusivity than expectations.


Well obviously there's a safety issue too, but from TFA I got the impression they were primarily concerned with the physical aspect of sexual stimulation: how much sensation was reported with and without the barrier.
 
2013-01-23 03:48:45 PM  
Nothing can equal bareback, but some condoms are better than others.

That said, I find it funny that the sponsor for the study was Trojan, as theirs feel to me like farking with a rubber boot on my giggle bits.
 
2013-01-23 03:48:49 PM  

jonny_q: Condom = less stimulation. But if the stimulation is good enough to keep going, then you can keep going for a LONG LONG LONG time.


Not that I know anything about this, but I heard from a guy I know that his sister's boyfriend's uncle's stepson said that if you combine condoms, Zoloft, and a couple of beers, you can screw for days, and it isn't fun.
 
2013-01-23 03:48:53 PM  
Chalk one up in the for column.

I prefer them. Especially since my current is allergic to latex. I discovered the Skyn ones. All the other non latex I've tried are worse. But somehow these are better. Plus less messy.

/no fighting over who sleeps in the wet spot...
 
2013-01-23 03:49:09 PM  

jonny_q: Condom = less stimulation. But if the stimulation is good enough to keep going, then you can keep going for a LONG LONG LONG time.

Without it, it's better but often harder to keep going.


There comes a point where she either says "Hurry up and finish, you're going to kill me" or "Hurry up and finish, it's starting to chafe".

In hindsight, I'm pretty sure a lot of my problems do come from putting it on wrong. If an air bubble gets trapped in there, it may as well be happening to someone else. Oddly enough, the only times I've failed to finish were with long-term partners. Hookups and one-time FWB encounters had no problems.

/what everyone else is saying about bad sex still being better than burning-pee and babies holds true
 
2013-01-23 03:50:39 PM  

calm like a bomb: SuperChuck: I for one am glad that condoms are no longer in my life.

I'm less happy about the fact that sex only shows up slightly more frequently.

Got married, eh?


*nods solemnly* Though there are mitigating circumstances that have more recently had a greater negative effect
 
2013-01-23 03:53:04 PM  
At my old age - now that I'm single again, I've had occasion to use those damned things. Back in the 80s I put one on during 3 occasions but the girl always took them off after a few pumps. Lord only knows how I dodged any/all diseases, but I did.

To put one on now - hell, I'd just rather not have sex. 23 years of marriage was great aversion training for me anyway...

/old
 
2013-01-23 03:53:47 PM  
Condoms are just a distraction and mess up the flow of the moment and kill the mood. Nothing like sitting on the couch, then ya start making out, being all hot and heavy, pull her skirt up... "Do you have a condom dear?" "Hang on baby, let me go upstairs." *footsteps* *screams from upstairs: babe, where did we put em? Oh, ok, I see em... hang on.* *walks back down* I got two, and here's a towel... go ahead and lay down and spread your legs so we can do this as clinically as possible... *looks down* Uh oh, my hard on is gone, so let's make out some mor... huh, what ya watching on tv? Everyone Loves Raymond?! Eh, we'll just fark later... *sits on the couch and watches the latest exploits of Ray and Robert*
 
2013-01-23 03:54:19 PM  

mochunk: no fighting over who sleeps in the wet spot...


i make her cry everytime too.. :(
 
2013-01-23 03:54:32 PM  

SuperChuck: calm like a bomb: SuperChuck: I for one am glad that condoms are no longer in my life.

I'm less happy about the fact that sex only shows up slightly more frequently.

Got married, eh?

*nods solemnly* Though there are mitigating circumstances that have more recently had a greater negative effect


You can always try the "I'm sticking this in something, meet me in the bedroom if you'd like it to be you" gambit.
 
2013-01-23 03:54:34 PM  

calm like a bomb: SuperChuck: I for one am glad that condoms are no longer in my life.

I'm less happy about the fact that sex only shows up slightly more frequently.

Got married, eh?


QFT.
 
2013-01-23 03:54:56 PM  
So the secret to sexual pleasure is lube.

Got it.
 
2013-01-23 03:55:32 PM  

dopekitty74: So the secret to sexual pleasure is lube.

Got it.


Wait, you can use chloroform as lube?
 
2013-01-23 03:57:49 PM  

lennavan: insertsnarkyusername: Condoms suck, you use them because you don't want a disease or a kid. Let's not lie about it.

Alternatively, condoms are awesome because they allow you to still have sex but worry significantly less about disease/pregnancy. It's all about what you compare it to. Compared to not having sex at all, they're pretty great.


Maybe when you were young and could still count up/remember the total number of times you've ever had sex. Maybe I'm just getting old and there's no novelty factor left in it, but I'd rather just jerk off than use a condom. Sounds jerkish to say it, but it's true. It's like watching The Terminator on TBS with all the good parts edited out. You get the gist of the story, but it doesn't feel the same and you don't even wanna talk to your friends about it the next day.
 
2013-01-23 03:57:54 PM  
CygnusDarius:
ph0rk: demidog: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

Really? Is this a troll? I would say most of the girls I've dated have been #4.

"He forgot:

3.5 - Is financially independent and doesn't expect to be provided for."

Meh, I'm 3 of the 4.

Cygnus, maybe the problem is you are in mexico?

/but then again, aren't the catholics down for buttsecks to avoid losing their "virginity"? Or is that only evangelicals?
 
2013-01-23 04:00:37 PM  

megarian: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

Hi.

/just kidding
//just kidding?
///just kidding.


Heh.
 
2013-01-23 04:00:44 PM  

CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above


You poor thing...
/Bi, love oral and anal.
//we DO exist!
 
2013-01-23 04:01:05 PM  

jsteiner78: Then when you become sexually active, you realize, its because it feels way worse with one - its shocking because you were never warned, then you start to wonder about the other things they taught -


stop buying cheap ones.
 
2013-01-23 04:01:14 PM  
Oh, and my vote for fav condom is kimono.
 
2013-01-23 04:02:42 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

I have met several of them. The secret is to find a girl that really hates her dad. Oh, and wash your dick regularly.


I resent that.

My dad is great, and I don't hate him at all.
 
2013-01-23 04:03:53 PM  

keepitcherry: Unfortunately condoms do not do much to protect you from the herp.


70% effective is better than 0% ... female condoms are even better for that.

but the real solution to not getting the herp is to not sleep with someone with the herp.
 
2013-01-23 04:07:30 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: puppetmaster745: KiwDaWabbit: My ex said she hated condoms as one of her main excuses to not have sex yet she had no problems getting farked by other guys before and after our relationship.

/You can't explain that.

She didn't like having sex with you.

/Not sure if serious

Oh, believe me. I thought that was it. Actually, that was it, but she told me it wasn't because I was awful at it. Even though that didn't make any sense to me, her story never changed there. The excuses did. It's going to remain one of life's little mysteries, I guess.


well there's your problem...
 
2013-01-23 04:08:01 PM  

o'really: /but then again, aren't the catholics down for buttsecks to avoid losing their "virginity"? Or is that only evangelicals?


You're thinking Catholic school girls. Catholic women don't want the penis anywhere near them unless it's for kids.

/I keed
 
2013-01-23 04:12:02 PM  

rickycal78: o'really: /but then again, aren't the catholics down for buttsecks to avoid losing their "virginity"? Or is that only evangelicals?

You're thinking Catholic school girls. Catholic women don't want the penis anywhere near them unless it's for kids.

/I keed


You spend your childhood getting molested by priests, lets see where that leaves you when it comes to the peen, toughguy.
 
2013-01-23 04:12:32 PM  

stonicus: Condoms are just a distraction and mess up the flow of the moment and kill the mood. Nothing like sitting on the couch, then ya start making out, being all hot and heavy, pull her skirt up... "Do you have a condom dear?" "Hang on baby, let me go upstairs." *footsteps* *screams from upstairs: babe, where did we put em? Oh, ok, I see em... hang on.* *walks back down* I got two, and here's a towel... go ahead and lay down and spread your legs so we can do this as clinically as possible... *looks down* Uh oh, my hard on is gone, so let's make out some mor... huh, what ya watching on tv? Everyone Loves Raymond?! Eh, we'll just fark later... *sits on the couch and watches the latest exploits of Ray and Robert*


Dude, her mouth has a purpose other than nagging at you.

Just sayin'
 
2013-01-23 04:15:31 PM  

calm like a bomb: rickycal78: o'really: /but then again, aren't the catholics down for buttsecks to avoid losing their "virginity"? Or is that only evangelicals?

You're thinking Catholic school girls. Catholic women don't want the penis anywhere near them unless it's for kids.

/I keed

You spend your childhood getting molested by priests, lets see where that leaves you when it comes to the peen, toughguy.


Wait what? I thought it was just the altar boys getting molested, not the girls.

/joke again, obviously.
//Way to be a buzzkill
 
2013-01-23 04:18:17 PM  

themanuf: well there's your problem...


More than likely, yeah. Pretty depressing, but that's life.
 
2013-01-23 04:21:04 PM  

megarian: Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?

Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)


Welcome Steph!

Shut up Meg!
/oblig
 
2013-01-23 04:21:34 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Stephanie M 1992: megarian: Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)


Me too. ; )

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x663]


LOL! ; )
 
2013-01-23 04:22:17 PM  

calm like a bomb: Anyhoo, glad you're here, don't let the jerks get to you, and feel free to AW all you'd like.


Thank You!
 
2013-01-23 04:25:25 PM  

dopekitty74: Welcome Steph!


Thanks, nice to be here. Oh, and Hello, Zul--didn't expect to finally see me here, did you? ; )
 
2013-01-23 04:26:28 PM  

dopekitty74: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

You poor thing...
/Bi, love oral and anal.
//we DO exist!


You don't exist in my bedroom so that doesn't do me a whole lot of good. Still, the fact you exist at all gives us hope.
 
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