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2013-01-23 08:44:26 PM  

robodog: CruJones: Condoms absolutely make it worse. Will I wear them with a random? Sure. Someone I'm dating and we're both tested? Hell no. For the most part, I can't finish while wearing one. The exception being when I was 20 years old, they were great. They helped me last longer. But now that I'm 36 I have the opposite problem.

I was having the same problem until I tried the Avanti Bare, thinnest condoms commonly sold in the US and they're stronger than Trojan Magnums (only had .75% failure versus about 3%). Get a small pack locally and then bulk buy them on Amazon. Oh, and they're also good with low to moderate latex alergies.


This is possibly some of the best advice I've ever gotten on fark.

/Thought only I had that problem with condoms.
 
2013-01-23 08:44:32 PM  
Ever been wearing a tight pair of jeans and tried to scratch an itch on your leg, but it doesn't work, so you have to pinch a bit of the fabric to physically move it over the itchy area, because without direct friction you don't scratch the itch?

Yeah. It's like that.
 
2013-01-23 08:48:58 PM  

rebelpride644: Wife says the pill makes her looney and messes her cycle all to hell.  Condoms for me until we have kids.  Finding the right size is helpful but there is no good way to stop the presses so to speak and put on the rubber.  I have to pre tear the damn packaging and put it on the nightstand.  No spontaneous sex outside of oral.

The day our second child is born I'll be on the couch with a beer in one hand and a bag of frozen peas on my lap.


Tell her to nut up and get an IUD.
 
2013-01-23 09:06:00 PM  
man oh man I hate rubbers. Takes me out of the moment/loses my...mojo almost every time. Don't know why I bother in the first place, because without fail the last girls ive been with always end up climbing on top of me and doing the ol' slip it in when the condom is off. I mean its not like you can refuse at that point any way.
 
2013-01-23 09:14:11 PM  
This entire study can be summed up thusly: NEWSFLASH - PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SEX WITH A CONDOM MORE LIKELY TO USE CONDOMS - THOSE WHO DON'T ENJOY CONDOMS MORE LIKELY TO GO BAREBACK.

This isn't even a 'study'. This was a survey with results that are fairly predictable given the questions used and the audiences targeted. Think about it this way. You do a survey that breaks people into two groups. Those who like to regularly eat vegetarian meals and those who don't. You then ask them how much pleasure they derive from eating vegetarian dishes, and how much from dishes that include meat. The results come in, and what do you know, the people who regularly eat vegetarian dishes report that they enjoy eating those just as much as the people who *don't* eat vegetarian dishes like dishes with meat in them. You then write a study reporting the results, and write a press release that says "Vegetarian meals are just as tasty and non-vegetarian meals, according to new study."

There, you've successfully 'proven' that vegetarian meals taste just as good as non vegetarian meals. And all you had to do was use a non randomly selected group of people, and then use their known biases for a particular activity to influence your results.

Well, that's exactly what these 'scientists' have done. They've successfully shown that people who use condoms don't mind using condoms. Brilliant.
 
2013-01-23 09:18:09 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Why aren't we telling teens how much better sex is in an a relationship? Instead of telling them they need to use condoms for every encounter ever let's just tell them that these are necessary until you find a partner you trust who is on birth control? There is no reason we have to bring everything to the level of random hook ups.


On the one hand I agree with this- and if both people are adults and have been tested for STDs and the chick is really on birth control yeah, I totally agree.

But I also know some really stupid people- like they are in a relationship but at least one of them is cheating. And the girl lies about being on birth control (stupid if she claims to be on the pill and you never see it- but how will a girl prove she is on nuva ring? depo?).

SO yeah, I agree that CONDOMS UNLESS YOU ARE MARRIED. PERIOD!! is too rough. But you know how stupid young people are, they think they really trust someone and that person is clearly not worthy of anyone's trust.
 
2013-01-23 09:26:00 PM  
Remember when you used to do times tables back in elementary school (for those of us in the late 30s/early 40s)? You'd do them over and over and over and eventually it would just click. At that point you got it. That's what condom usage was like for me. Condom, condom, condom, bareback (click). So much different. So much more enjoyable. At 16 a condom is probably a good idea just so you last longer than a minute. At 40 I can happily say I haven't worn one this millennium.
 
2013-01-23 09:40:34 PM  
maybe if yall quit jackin off so much...
 
2013-01-23 09:43:22 PM  

aug3: maybe if yall quit jackin off so much...


What do you think the odds of that happening are?
 
2013-01-23 10:12:37 PM  

o'really: rickycal78:
o'really: /but then again, aren't the catholics down for buttsecks to avoid losing their "virginity"? Or is that only evangelicals?

"You're thinking Catholic school girls. Catholic women don't want the penis anywhere near them unless it's for kids."

Must explain why I'm down for buttsecks.

/all girls catholic school
//not catholic


That's only after they're married.
 
2013-01-23 10:18:51 PM  
I was a teen in the 80s and had condoms and safe sex beat into me... so until I was like 25 i always wore them.  Then I broke one night, and it was like farking Edison and the light, eureka in the bathtub, what have I been missing.

If I am farking with a rubber, unless I am really horny, or got some killer brain beforehand, i got to pull it out, pull it off and finish it myself.  Thank god I am married and one is on the BC.

And besides there is nothing sexy about a money shot when you are squeezing your man juice out of that silicon sock on her face.
 
2013-01-23 11:21:54 PM  

imgod2u: robodog: CruJones: Condoms absolutely make it worse. Will I wear them with a random? Sure. Someone I'm dating and we're both tested? Hell no. For the most part, I can't finish while wearing one. The exception being when I was 20 years old, they were great. They helped me last longer. But now that I'm 36 I have the opposite problem.

I was having the same problem until I tried the Avanti Bare, thinnest condoms commonly sold in the US and they're stronger than Trojan Magnums (only had .75% failure versus about 3%). Get a small pack locally and then bulk buy them on Amazon. Oh, and they're also good with low to moderate latex alergies.

This is possibly some of the best advice I've ever gotten on fark.

/Thought only I had that problem with condoms.


You might also try Crown's Skinless Skin or (my fav) Beyond Seven:

Link
 
2013-01-23 11:52:19 PM  

SkylineRecords: What are you guys talking about?? It feels even better when the friction dries out the lubricant and practically glues the condom to your penis.


I don't have one, but I'm sure it would have just crawled up into my stomach if I did... ouch...
 
2013-01-24 12:32:08 AM  

aug3: maybe if yall quit jackin off so much...


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-24 12:38:58 AM  

suziequzie: SkylineRecords: What are you guys talking about?? It feels even better when the friction dries out the lubricant and practically glues the condom to your penis.

I don't have one, but I'm sure it would have just crawled up into my stomach if I did... ouch...


I had an experience with durex (it was college and they were free all over campus) where the latex crinkled up and was scraping... A few common condom mishaps can be avoided by adding some lube in the tip and smearing it around a little before the rollup. Also, KY is not lube, it's prank-lube that drys out so quickly...

/not entirely related to your post, except for the first part
//good luck with that innie.
 
2013-01-24 03:12:39 AM  

Evil High Priest: dopekitty74: Shut up Meg!
/oblig

Nice!


I lol'd
 
2013-01-24 05:50:09 AM  

gingerjet: insertsnarkyusername: Condoms suck, you use them because you don't want a disease or a kid. Let's not lie about it.

FTFA

/gay


FTFA = fixed that for anal?
 
2013-01-24 06:48:45 AM  

jsteiner78: yes they do - that's a lie we need to squash....

I remember in middle school sex ed. thinking, why wouldn't someone wear a condom??? It's crazy?!!!!

Then when you become sexually active, you realize, its because it feels way worse with one - its shocking because you were never warned, then you start to wonder about the other things they taught -

just be upfront... look, this will make sex worse, but its better than sores on your penis... isn't it?


I take forever as is, with a condom might as well go home, never gonna finish
 
2013-01-24 08:03:08 AM  
am i the only guy like this? i've never had a girlfriend, nor do i want one.
 
2013-01-24 09:04:52 AM  

Stephanie M 1992: argylez: BIE?

Jeez, don't waste any time, do you? ; )


The early worm gets.. to see the bird, or whatever.
 
2013-01-24 11:44:49 AM  

megarian: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

Hi.

/just kidding
//just kidding?
///just kidding.


Well, if you were looking for attention...your probably about to get a lot...

/nice to see a new attention whore around here
 
2013-01-24 12:25:50 PM  

Shazam999: I don't mind condoms, I usually last longer with one on.


I hear that.... still haven't cum yet. I need to eat soon.
 
2013-01-24 01:46:01 PM  

o'really: Profedius:
"It really does for me since I am not a one ejaculation and then I am done person I tend to go at least twice and with a condom it means only once which means I have to put a lot more effort into control than enjoyment."

Sorry, why can't you just put on a second condom?


If I stop to put on the second condom I tend to lose the erection and then must take time to become erect again which does not happen if I just pull out to ejaculate and then resume right away.
 
2013-01-24 02:48:01 PM  

Profedius: If I stop to put on the second condom I tend to lose the erection and then must take time to become erect again which does not happen if I just pull out to ejaculate and then resume right away.


If your goal is to avoid pregnancy, you are either sterile or very lucky.
 
2013-01-24 04:33:04 PM  

ThrowYourHatredDown: Profedius: If I stop to put on the second condom I tend to lose the erection and then must take time to become erect again which does not happen if I just pull out to ejaculate and then resume right away.

If your goal is to avoid pregnancy, you are either sterile or very lucky.


Are you speaking to my pulling out before ejaculating the first time? If that is the case it doesn't have anything to do with pregnancy it is just better to not have all of the ejaculation in the vagina when intercourse is going to continue. If I am worried about pregnancy that would be one of the times I would reluctantly use a condom.
 
2013-01-24 06:14:06 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: ///is too scared to get a vasectomy


Dude, do it. If I can you can, I frigging HATE needles and all things doc related. But getting snipped was *SO* worth it....
 
2013-01-24 10:41:24 PM  
Yeah +infinity for the vasectomy. I'm a total coward for all things medical, so I did the no needle no scalpel, and it's seriously just 15 minutes, in and out, no "pain" per se.

HOWEVER

So I'm standing on a step at the foot of the table. I had already changed into a jock strap and loose pants, So I drop trou, sit down, and lay back, my poor junk cold, terrified, and exposed to the word. I'm looking straight up at the ceiling now deciding whether or not to panic. First there's the hand, really just a couple fingers, flopping mister happy side to side plotting the most efficient way to ruin my day. Suddenly, SNAP, I feel a sharp noise and pain. It felt like kind of slap, kind of pinch, kind of squeeze, and a TUG all at once. It's more startling than that, though, because it's not down at the boys where i'm expecting the activity to occur. Oh no, it's right on the head, and I was.. not.. expecting it So I flailed involuntarily a hard twitch and sat bolt upright and saw that that motherfarker had alligator clipped my dick to my shirt.
 
2013-01-25 02:19:21 AM  
TheTrashcanMan:

dopekitty74:
You poor thing...
/Bi, love oral and anal.
//we DO exist!

"Let me guess...Your five hundred pounds, have 6 kids."

Because skinny chicks don't have to give head? They can just lay there?
 
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