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2013-01-23 02:18:50 PM
Sorry linky thing didn't link.

cut and paste still works

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378905
 
2013-01-23 02:18:54 PM
I always wanted 2 kids, so after my 3rd was born, I got a vasectomy.

/wouldn't trade my 3 for the world.
 
2013-01-23 02:19:48 PM

CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above


you should try and get out more
 
2013-01-23 02:20:18 PM

The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

I have met several of them. The secret is to find a girl that really hates her dad. Oh, and wash your dick regularly.


I don't hate my dad, and I'm not bi-curious, just bi. Otherwise, count me in for all three. ; )

And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai
 
2013-01-23 02:21:53 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: The study, published in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, was, like the larger national survey itself, funded by Church & Dwight Co. Inc., the company that makes Trojan brand condoms.

(facepalm image)


Who else would fund it? The NRA? Cat Fancy? Heinz?
Just because interested parties contributed to a study that could lead to bettering their products, doesn't mean they INFLUENCED the results in their favor.
 
2013-01-23 02:22:25 PM

Ashrams: I offer an alternative!
[420.thrashbarg.net image 604x453]


Please, please, please tell em that's an actual sign and not a 'shop.

(still laughing)
 
2013-01-23 02:22:35 PM
My vagina is allergic to latex, but my hands arent.

/really heard that one
//"Makes it all red and puffy!"
 
2013-01-23 02:23:15 PM

CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above


Hi.

/just kidding
//just kidding?
///just kidding.
 
2013-01-23 02:23:19 PM

Stephanie M 1992: I don't hate my dad, and I'm not bi-curious, just bi. Otherwise, count me in for all three. ; )

And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai


How YOU doin?

BIE?

/EIP
 
2013-01-23 02:23:34 PM

Stephanie M 1992: I don't hate my dad, and I'm not bi-curious, just bi. Otherwise, count me in for all three. ; )

And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai


HELLO NURSE !!!!!
 
2013-01-23 02:23:39 PM

Stephanie M 1992: I don't hate my dad, and I'm not bi-curious, just bi. Otherwise, count me in for all three. ; )

And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai


How YOU doin'?

/oblig
 
2013-01-23 02:24:36 PM

Stephanie M 1992: And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai


your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made
 
2013-01-23 02:25:04 PM
"Wearing a condom is like picking up dog crap with a bag. You know there's crap in your hand but you don't freak out."
3.images.comedycentral.com
 
2013-01-23 02:25:37 PM

thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made


LOL ; )
 
2013-01-23 02:25:49 PM
Can't hear the word "condom" without thinking of this:

img15.nnm.ru

"I want you around later tonight, when the shagging begins!"
 
2013-01-23 02:25:57 PM

The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

I have met several of them. The secret is to find a girl that really hates her dad. Oh, and wash your dick regularly.


or dip it in vodka.
 
2013-01-23 02:26:13 PM
Looks like we ALL got in!
 
2013-01-23 02:27:40 PM

CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above


Meh, I know a few girls that are #1 and 2. #3, I know lots of girls that have tried.
 
2013-01-23 02:27:59 PM
HBK

Wearing a condom for sex is like wearing a rain coat to a massage.

Yeah, but these days all the massage parlors have signs saying:

NOTICE: ANYONE FOUND NOT WEARING A RAINCOAT WILL BE SHOT

You can stay home. You can get your massage wearing a raincoat. Or you can take your chances.

/up to you.
 
2013-01-23 02:29:47 PM

thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made


Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?
 
2013-01-23 02:31:46 PM

Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?


Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)
 
2013-01-23 02:33:24 PM

Shazam999: I don't mind condoms, I usually last longer with one on.


I am the opposite.  Hate the things

/alcohol helps
 
2013-01-23 02:33:25 PM
C-C-Combo Breaker!
 
2013-01-23 02:33:51 PM

megarian: Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)



Me too. ; )
 
2013-01-23 02:34:06 PM

Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?


AW my goodness, now you've done it,
 
2013-01-23 02:34:26 PM

KiwDaWabbit: C-C-Combo Breaker!


Damn, missed it by one second.
 
2013-01-23 02:35:48 PM

Stephanie M 1992: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: The Angry Hand of God: CygnusDarius: As much as the general consensus on condoms (even I think so) making sex dull, it's better that than to get a burning surprise the next morning, or a kid you don't want/not ready to raise.

[media.247sports.com image 640x480]

I've yet to meet a woman that:

1.- Is bi-curious
2.- Gladly gives head
3.- Says yes to anal (then again, it has never occurred to me)
4.- A combination of the three above

I have met several of them. The secret is to find a girl that really hates her dad. Oh, and wash your dick regularly.

I don't hate my dad, and I'm not bi-curious, just bi. Otherwise, count me in for all three. ; )

And yes, please wash that thing. kthxbai


Sounds like your cooch has more traffic than the Lincoln Tunnel in morning rush commute. I think a guy would NEED a condom with you, if not two.
 
2013-01-23 02:36:03 PM

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: Langdon Alger: Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?
Thurgood Jenkins: How much?
Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em

You mean Willie Nelson. Kids....


I know it's Willie---thats how IMDB had the line when I copied it.
 
2013-01-23 02:37:23 PM

Stephanie M 1992: Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?


It's not a terrible way to start. At least its not an obtuse opinion that is mistaken for trolling. I'm pretty sure some people have me on their ignore list despite being one of the nicer ones on here.
 
2013-01-23 02:39:57 PM

macadamnut: Can't hear the word "condom" without thinking of this:

[img15.nnm.ru image 672x352]

"I want you around later tonight, when the shagging begins!"


"boil....boil.....BOIL"
 
2013-01-23 02:40:41 PM
If you notice any significant decrease in stimulation from using a condom, you are doing sex wrong (or wearing terrible condoms, but no excuses anymore). Throwing in my recommendation for condoms with the Elexa ultra sensitives. Have not had a complaint, at least not condom related, nor a break, except once when putting on. I have never once thought to myself, "You know, I didn't much enjoy that session because the thin latex barrier."

www.undercovercondoms.com
 
2013-01-23 02:41:38 PM

DreamSnipers: I had a girl friend that hated them. She said "We are naked except where it matters the most."
Used a spermicidal, it worked great.


Yeah, but it taste like shiat!

Then again, maybe I'm overreaching
 
2013-01-23 02:42:37 PM

Vangor: If you notice any significant decrease in stimulation from using a condom, you are doing sex wrong (or wearing terrible condoms, but no excuses anymore). Throwing in my recommendation for condoms with the Elexa ultra sensitives. Have not had a complaint, at least not condom related, nor a break, except once when putting on. I have never once thought to myself, "You know, I didn't much enjoy that session because the thin latex barrier. you may have had unprotected sex at some point in your life."


FTFY
 
2013-01-23 02:43:08 PM

thecpt: Stephanie M 1992: Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

It's not a terrible way to start. At least its not an obtuse opinion that is mistaken for trolling. I'm pretty sure some people have me on their ignore list despite being one of the nicer ones on here.


I have you favorited for some reason.

It might be for the random kitty in your profile picture.
 
2013-01-23 02:44:44 PM
What are you guys talking about?? It feels even better when the friction dries out the lubricant and practically glues the condom to your penis.
 
2013-01-23 02:46:28 PM

2 Replies: Just because interested parties contributed to a study that could lead to bettering their products, doesn't mean they INFLUENCED the results in their favor.


Actually, there are significant issues in pharmaceutical research because while the individual piece has not be modified, what is published is selected due to positive results. Plus, this is a survey study which is easy to phrase in ways tend to increase desired responses. I doubt the funding modified the results, but the methodology may be slanted, and other results may exist.
 
2013-01-23 02:47:30 PM

megarian: It might be for the random kitty in your profile picture.


I wondered if anyone would notice pumpkin in the cat trap. (not euphemisms)
 
2013-01-23 02:49:00 PM
Do the scientists ever get bored with going in the lab the usual way and use the rear entrance instead?
 
2013-01-23 02:49:54 PM

thecpt: megarian: It might be for the random kitty in your profile picture.

I wondered if anyone would notice pumpkin in the cat trap. (not euphemisms)


Giggidy.
 
2013-01-23 02:50:42 PM

KiwDaWabbit: My ex said she hated condoms as one of her main excuses to not have sex yet she had no problems getting farked by other guys before and after our relationship.

/You can't explain that.


She didn't like having sex with you.

/Not sure if serious
 
2013-01-23 02:55:54 PM

Vangor: If you notice any significant decrease in stimulation from using a condom, you are doing sex wrong (or wearing terrible condoms, but no excuses anymore). Throwing in my recommendation for condoms with the Elexa ultra sensitives. Have not had a complaint, at least not condom related, nor a break, except once when putting on. I have never once thought to myself, "You know, I didn't much enjoy that session because the thin latex barrier."

[www.undercovercondoms.com image 250x250]



I heard this somewhere else, but I think its very apt. "Sex with a condom is like eating a steak with a balloon on your tongue."
 
2013-01-23 02:58:35 PM

puppetmaster745: KiwDaWabbit: My ex said she hated condoms as one of her main excuses to not have sex yet she had no problems getting farked by other guys before and after our relationship.

/You can't explain that.

She didn't like having sex with you.

/Not sure if serious


Oh, believe me. I thought that was it. Actually, that was it, but she told me it wasn't because I was awful at it. Even though that didn't make any sense to me, her story never changed there. The excuses did. It's going to remain one of life's little mysteries, I guess.
 
2013-01-23 03:00:24 PM

megarian: Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?

Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)


Well hello there!
 
2013-01-23 03:01:19 PM
If good sex is farking a bag of sandwiches, they're 100% right
 
2013-01-23 03:03:59 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: megarian: Stephanie M 1992: thecpt: your profile just had more clicks than the big wheel has ever made

Oh my--my lurking days have ended, and it starts off like this?

I'm doin' OK--how are all of you?

Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)

Well hello there!


Happy to be here.
 
2013-01-23 03:04:22 PM

insertsnarkyusername: Why aren't we telling teens how much better sex is in an a relationship? Instead of telling them they need to use condoms for every encounter ever let's just tell them that these are necessary until you find a partner you trust who is on birth control? There is no reason we have to bring everything to the level of random hook ups.


Ha. T'ain't just teens.
 
2013-01-23 03:09:03 PM

Stephanie M 1992: megarian: Happy I'm not the only chick on here ;)


Me too. ; )


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-23 03:09:59 PM

Jjaro: I heard this somewhere else, but I think its very apt. "Sex with a condom is like eating a steak with a balloon on your tongue."


Except a balloon on my tongue would generally ruin my eating a steak as opposed to make it not as good but still better than basically any other activity or possibly catching mad cow.
 
2013-01-23 03:12:20 PM
2 Replies: Who else would fund it? The NRA? Cat Fancy? Heinz?
Just because interested parties contributed to a study that could lead to bettering their products, doesn't mean they INFLUENCED the results in their favor.


th76.photobucket.com

People who stand to profit from you believing what they tell you are not to be trusted.

And to clarify, while the face palm does apply to companies spewing lies through the mouthpieces of ostensibly respectable parties it perhaps even more so applies to the effect of companies pulling this sort of shiat for things that are actually useful. We're so used to hearing Joe Camel tell the kiddies that smoking is cool and Ronald McDonald telling us to eat lard at every meal that seeing a condom manufacturer advertise their product under the guise of an "academic study" does more harm than good.
 
2013-01-23 03:15:13 PM
This just in: Researchers discover that, like just about everyone else, researchers can be bought too.
 
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